Pirate Losers

[zt2211]

Kidnapped US captain freed; snipers kill 3 pirates

United States Navy snipers eliminated (shot, destroyed, killed, obliterated, eradicated, PWN'ed) three of the pirates holding a US captain hostage and captured a fourth, thus ending a five-day long odyssey of negotiations with international criminals!

However, a pirate with access to the media in Somalia proclaimed

Every country will be treated the way it treats us. In the future, America will be the one mourning and crying...We will retaliate (for) the killings of our men.

Well, I think Gannon can sum up Mr. Abdullahi's (and the other pirates') future;

You will DIE!

 

[Gausslander]

I thought they were Navy Seals...
still, a great story.

 

[Pins]

If I was really poor and could afford to get weapons in some easy way, I'd probably decide to take the money where it is.

 

[Gausslander]

If I was really poor and could afford to get weapons in some easy way, I'd probably decide to take the money where it is.

Yeah, I'd probably be a pirate if I were in their situation; doesn't exactly justify their means of getting that 'said' money, though.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Somalia basicly got no government left, so everyone has to fend for himself.

Some people chose to become pirates.