Part of a secret team

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Hello it's me again(the thread killer, troll master, tick tock banned, The Lord Of Chaos)

This thread question is....If you were part of a secret team that is sent in to solve problem other can not handle ( The A Team on roids) what would your benefit to the team be?

I'm asking because I'm gathering a portfolio for my next take over the world gig

Now this is a serious question but since it revolves around a reality that will never occur....

but yes guys, try and put down real skills and abilities you have actually have. even If it is just a list of your hobbies.

*infomercial*
What to unlock your full potential? better yet do you want to have a super power?

now you can!

all you need to do is...

find and mix this list of ingredients and then tell me what resulting super powers you get. ok here is the list:
Machinga
Peyote
Schisandra

good luck =)

 

[Naze]

I have the incredible superpower of taking more things to do than I can properly handle at the same time. Other than that, I'm a geologist, so if you're in danger and desperately need to know what type of rock is that on the floor, I can quickly come by and tell it.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

I have the incredible superpower of taking more things to do than I can properly handle at the same time. Other than that, I'm a geologist, so if you're in danger and desperately need to know what type of rock is that on the floor, I can quickly come by and tell it.

if I gave you a picture of one of my enemies evil lairs (from their Christmas card) could you tell me where their lair is by examining the rock? that would be a very useful skill... also what rocks are good for sleeping on and or using as hot rocks?

 

[Deleted member 219079]

skills and abilities you have

Catching children on the street.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Catching children on the street.

perhaps if you, hmm... had to stop a mad scientist and his suicidal chicken?

 

[pyf]

Catching children on the street.

That kind of children?

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Children? I thought it said chicken.

well catching children in thru street is no small feat, just don't let the pedophile police catch you. they look down on such things

 

[pyf]

Children? I thought it said chicken.

@TheLordOfChaos201: Please read again.

That being said, catching chicken on the street requires both special motivation and intense training.


@jondrean: About catching children['s attention] on the street, maybe you are hopefully referring to this?

perhaps if you, hmm... had to stop a mad scientist and his suicidal chicken?

Chicken are the most sought after resource on Earth, because they can be used as a lethal weapon too.

He who controls the chicken controls the universe.

 

[pyf]

[...] I'm a geologist, so if you're in danger and desperately need to know what type of rock is that on the floor, I can quickly come by and tell it.

@Naze: Enemy spotted at 10:44!
(and also at 14:51 and onwards)

(damn, I used to feel this sci-fi TV series was so great, when I was a little kid a very long time ago)

 

[WhiteFang]

Now I want chicken

 

[chobibo]

I can't barbecue a cat.