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The non agression treaties are accepted. I will spare your sheeps life (until further noticed) since they can be cuddled too. And even tamed Pumas.

Fireballs the Wolves (those cat killers)
Restoration waves on the Pumas (one of the coolest wild cats)


Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 8
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 13
Wolf - 9
Lion - 10
Tiger - 15
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 10
Sheep - 7
 
Die wolves die!

The non agression treaties are accepted. I will spare your sheeps life (until further noticed) since they can be cuddled too. And even tamed Pumas.

Then maybe you can heal my sheeps a little since they are the weakest of the animals? (other than camels)

And like you, i am at war with wolves to.. raiju and ramza can wait. DEATH TO ALL WHO APPOSE THE HERD!!

*grows super big, stomps on king ryan and wolves*
*divinity protects sheep and Dan van Ohllus*

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 8
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 13
Wolf - 8
Lion - 10
Tiger - 15
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 10
Sheep - 8
 
Re: Die wolves die!

Matt540 said:
Then maybe you can heal my sheeps a little since they are the weakest of the animals? (other than camels)

And like you, i am at war with wolves to.. raiju and ramza can wait. DEATH TO ALL WHO APPOSE THE HERD!!

I can aid you againts the wolves. But for the war against the Jaguars, I'll become neutral.
 
Letters to raiju and ramza

*Sheep delivers letter to Raiju and Ramza on a clean sheet of paper similar to what Dan recieved*

Raijus Letter

Dear Raiju:

Actually, i didnt want war: i wanted to slay jaguars. I didnt realize you liked them, so i didnt see a problem. My problem declaring war with you: I aided you with mok'nathals and aided you with killing mountain giants and golems. I even saved the killinjg blow of the golem for you (I hate people who just say kill *insert race here* instead of climatic attacks or deaths like me and dan do). To me, you just betrayed the sheep empire, and from our peace treaty with cats, we wont stand for this. We didn't want war, but you forced it upon us.

-Matt540, sheep god
General of sheeps


Ramza's letter


Dear Ramza:
Personally, I only was focused on Jaguars...not gorillas. No offence, but I really dont care much for your gorillas. We never even were close to our eyes sighted on gorrillas. We where going to go, as written:

Jaguars
Horse
Camel
Llama
Elephant
Snake
Rhino
Monkey
Panther
(Random from there out)

You would have been one of the last we fight, when it would be last 2 standing. I have my eyes set on wolves, so I really am not targeting your apes. You werent even on my "get rid of" list. Seems you have been placed near the top for declaring war though.

-Matt540, sheep god
General of sheeps

*waits for replys*

*edit at 9:22*

Sry, but I have to go to bed now...I need to get off
so im posting my post that should be a while later now. Cya all later.

heal sheep
Hurt Wolves

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 8
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 13
Wolf - 7
Lion - 10
Tiger - 15
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 13
Panther - 10
Sheep - 8

Dont forget: you made an exception to ramza like this before. I got to go to bed to. Sorry all. *logs out*
 
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I hate deplomacy...

*gets a twitch in one eye while staring at the sword mounted on the wall... grabs the sword, calls out in an uninterpretable garble of words and runs towards the nearest exit...*

Hurt Wolf
Heal Tiger

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 8
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 13
Wolf - 6
Lion - 10
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 13
Panther - 10
Sheep - 8

Camel's are boring.
 
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=heal jaguar and hurt sheep=

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 8
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 13
Wolf - 6
Lion - 10
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 13
Panther - 10
Sheep - 7

Sheepie, Jaguars are the symbol of México...

hey, why the lupine freaks? i thought it was going to be either the camels or the sheeps to fall...
 
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Xeridanus said:
Camel's are boring.
Well actually, it's cos I didn't want to give an easy way out of exticntion, if the camels got down to 1 or 2, either side could just attack them to reset the healths. I figured that 5 would be a safe level.


One of you must go. :twisted:
 
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hmm... thats also not the reason i was attacking ur sheep, i actually dunno the reason anymore :?
but i wont let the wolves die, they r cooler then sheep :)

=Heal Wolf and Hurt Lizard=

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 13
Wolf - 7
Lion - 10
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 13
Panther - 10
Sheep - 7
 
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i dont want the wolves to die either :wink:

=heal wolf and hurt sheep=

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 13
Wolf - 8
Lion - 10
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 13
Panther - 10
Sheep - 6
 
War game

Because I hurt a jaguar not knowing you liked them...

i dont want the wolves to die either

...Very well then. You are declared a traitor to the sheep empire, your head shall belong to the cats, your bones to the sheep. Come, do your worst! Let it be my blow that finishes you!

*Divinity Surronds the sheep and Dan for extra protection*
*A earthquake creates a landslide, dealing 1 damage to wolves (Dam how did they get away!?)


Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 13
Wolf - 7
Lion - 10
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 13
Panther - 10
Sheep - 7
 
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*A earthquake creates a landslide, dealing 1 damage to wolves (Dam how did they get away!?)

They used hyper space :roll:

Spit on Horses
Multiplie Gorillas

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 13
Wolf - 7
Lion - 10
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 7
 
They used hyper space

Hyperspace is physically impossible Ramza!

First of all, hyperspace is...in space! *DOO DOOT, DING!*

Second, with speeds hyperspace goes at, you would be traveling at the speed of light. You would race past stars before light could reflect off you. In the meantime, there are comets, planet, stars, etc to avoid.

Third, even if such speeds were manageable, you would be torn to shreds. The intence speeds would Kill you in the voyage.

Last, if you did manage to go into hyperspace z(if it was possible), how would you stop? Inertia is what make objects go and go and go in space, while gravity pulls object in orbit, twoards, etc. Thats why the earth revoles around the sun. With no gravity and unlimited inertia, you would go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

SO no one would want it. You really do live in a fantasy world. If your trying to be humorous, your greatly failing. That was pathetic...
 
Meteor showers on wolves
Cookie reward for the sheeps*

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 13
Wolf - 6
Lion - 10
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 8

* - But thats for the war againts the wolves. Wolves are one of those agressive hounds that killed innocent babies, lambs and cats. In the name of the cats!!!!
Oh, and don't forget Lambert, the sheepish lion and hero of the sheep tribe.

And bah! There are no cats in the list, so pumas will do (they look like giant cats).

I'll stay neutral when the sheeps are selecting new targets (if they don't choose the Pumas though).
 
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I let lose my pack of tigers to hunt down and feast apon those funny looking ships of the desert.

Hurt Camel
Heal Tiger

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 13
Wolf - 6
Lion - 10
Tiger - 17
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 4
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 8
 
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Finally the camels are back to die

=heal jaguar hurt camel=

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 14
Puma - 13
Wolf - 6
Lion - 10
Tiger - 17
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 3
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 8
 
Oh, and don't forget Lambert, the sheepish lion and hero of the sheep tribe.

Thx for the cookie! We sheeps greatly enjoyued it. As for the quote:

There was a Lambert, who founded a bond that formed a somewhat long peace (before these wars) between cats and sheep. However, you didnt study enough in history, or the writer of that book flunked or is racist twoard the sheep. We are no where near a sheep tribe...We are the glorious sheep empire!

Heres a book on the life of the founder of our Glorious empire:

http://www.wc3sear.ch/index.php?p=Maps&ID=209&sid=

Our peace broke for the longest after the war between cats and sheep started by your general darkninja23. Do you know how long it took to establish our country? This is the reason we sheep havent desecrated every race on the first turn! Dont forget the treaty you signed! It said around the center you would remove darkninja23 of his commanding position for wiping out 5/8 of our country! It was more of a slaughter than a war, we are still recovering...And the capital is in ruins. Need proof? Here is a map showing every bit of detail put into the raid:

http://www.wc3sear.ch/index.php?p=Maps&ID=7272&sid=

I'll stay neutral when the sheeps are selecting new targets (if they don't choose the Pumas though).

I mean no harm to the pumas at all for thier aid. I wish top repair peace between our nations. If i must...I will surenndur to keep our nations at peace.

As for the war:

*omega ray heals sheep by 1 hp*
*Summons a army of divine warriors to slice down 1/6th of all wolves.

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 14
Puma - 13
Wolf - 5
Lion - 10
Tiger - 17
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 3
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 9
 
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I cheat, everyone loses one.
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Crocodile - 9
Snake - 9
Lizard - 6
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 12
Wolf - 4
Lion - 9
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 9
Rhino - 9
Llama - 9
Camel - 2
Horse - 8
Monkey - 9
Gorilla - 13
Panther - 9
Sheep - 8

HOWEVER, if you really think its -wrong- then you can just ignore the post... jeez
 
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Heal tiger
Hurt camel

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 14
Puma - 13
Wolf - 5
Lion - 10
Tiger - 18
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 2
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 9
 
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EDIT:CHANGED TO CAMEL, INSTEAD OF LLAMA
In all seirousness (this time) Krusha the Crocodile (My WoW pet, when i played) bites a Camel

Crocs+1 Camel-1

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 14
Puma - 13
Wolf - 5
Lion - 10
Tiger - 18
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 1
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 9
 
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All hail the wolves!
Heal Wolf
Hurt Camel (FINISHING BLOW)

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 14
Puma - 13
Wolf - 6
Lion - 10
Tiger - 18
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 0, ELIMINATED
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 9

THE WOLF ARMY SHALL NOT BE DESTROYED!!!
 
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It should be

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 10
Puma - 10
Wolf - 11
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 10
Panther - 10
Sheep - 10

Since we reset the scores after the death of a race.
 
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SO no one would want it. You really do live in a fantasy world. If your trying to be humorous, your greatly failing. That was pathetic...

lol? then what do u call this?

Thx for the cookie! We sheeps greatly enjoyued it


anywo... u called my humor pathetic, u'll pay for that :evil:

Hurt Sheep
Heal Gorillas

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 10
Puma - 10
Wolf - 11
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 11
Panther - 10
Sheep - 9
 
Your next gorrillas!

Ramza said:
SO no one would want it. You really do live in a fantasy world. If your trying to be humorous, your greatly failing. That was pathetic...

lol? then what do u call this?

Thx for the cookie! We sheeps greatly enjoyued it


anywo... u called my humor pathetic, u'll pay for that :evil:

Dude, i seriously put that in as a thank you for healing sheeps. As for attacking sheep, we do not care for you right now, go fly along with superman or date that lady in king kong in your own little world. We sheeps have our own lives to get to, and our own affairs to deal with!

Note: Gorrilas are next on the list since jaguars switched to camels

*omega ray heals sheep*
*Craps a ball of fire to torch the forest king_ryan and the wolves were in*

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 10
Puma - 10
Wolf - 10
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 9
 
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hey you dare to THREATEN the gorillas?
if you dont know yet, we jungle creatures, tough in diferent continents, are very united

=heal jaguar hurt sheep=

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 11
Puma - 10
Wolf - 9
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 8

*i fixed the chart, sheepie didnt take a point from the wolves
 
DIE!!!

i fixed the chart, sheepie didnt take a point from the wolves

*Stays mute*

Omega ray heal sheeps 1 hp
Breaths a cone of toxic breath, destroying the forest and poisioning raiju, ramza, king_ryan, and the wolves (the gorillas werent targeted...or the jaguars...They arn't as much of the enemies in our eyes)

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 11
Puma - 10
Wolf - 8
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 9
 
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=heal Itzalpoáco (jaguar god) and hurt sheep=

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 10
Wolf - 8
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 8
 
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k, I wont hurt the sheep anymore (though u poisoned me :evil: ) but if u touch the jaguars or the gorillas then ill attack u :shock:

Heal wolf
Hurt horse

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 10
Wolf - 8
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 9
 
Torture the wolves

*omega ray heals sheep*
*teleports wolves to the sheeps divine domain and puts them in a maze...when they are about to reach the end, the sheep god suddenly makes and explosion and starts to play with the wolves like hew does with dolls when he was young. He flung them though the air, and tossed some into the abyss, only 7 survived.*

I love to torture sheep haters 8) Shows them what we are capable of.

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 10
Wolf - 7
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 10
 
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=heal wolves and hurt sheep=

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 10
Wolf - 8
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 9
 
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*evil clown attacks horses, causing 1 horse to die*
*Divine ray heals hp 1 point to wolves*

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 10
Wolf - 8
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 8
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 10
 
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even you adere to this "lets narrate the attack" thing Ramza o_O?

*sigh*

=heal Lopa-Guará and hurt sheep=

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 10
Wolf - 9
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 8
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 9
 

Because its cool and informative. How do you attack? Fart? Eat a cheeseburgur, causing us to drool on ourselves? Kill us out with singing?

*omega ray heals sheeps...yada yada you get the drill its no different than any of my other posts, heal sheep, something torturus to wolves...*

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 10
Wolf - 8
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 8
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 10
 
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=heal wolf and hurt sheep=

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 10
Wolf - 9
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 8
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 9
 
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=heal wolf and hurt sheep=

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 11
Wolf - 7
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 7
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 11
 
I shall smite thee!

*Divine bolt of light (lits hope raiju wasnt near that) shoots towards the wolves, badly wounding king_ryan and killing even more wolves.*
*omega ray heals sheeps*

Crocodile - 12
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 12
Puma - 12
Wolf - 7
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 6
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 12
Panther - 9
Sheep - 11
 
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