If you have $1000... we'll talk.
Seriously no, why the heck should we perform a concert just for two drunk person?
If this is for the sake of your map, then mate, I can tell you its not going to be a good map even if its published.
I have my own objections to this here.
1. We're not drunk. Just because Pheonix made a possibly outlandish request does not make him a drunk, and it certainly does not make me a drunk.
2. I never even knew of this request until about 30 minutes ago. So, instead of saying "2" drunks, please, only refer to the person who made the post.
3. 2 drunk person. You contradicted yourself by using a singular noun after a plural adjective. Please, revise your grammar. It really does bother some people like me. Also, it makes you look like you didn't pay attention in english class at all.
Also, I'd like to point out that the characters do not make the map what it is, it is the map itself. Trust me, I know first hand. I am pretty good at making well-made characters and selecting good model files for them, but my maps still suck. The decision on whether or not his map will be good or not, if it is ever finished, will have to wait to be decided once it is submitted.