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MMORPG With Your Mom

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I lolled.
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About damn time a comic visits the Hive that's actually funny. Sure, I doubt a Hive user made it, but it's funny, and it's on the Hive, therefore screw you commies.
 
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Looks like ImageShack is unreliable. :thumbs_down: I'm just going to host it on my googlepages.

Edit: I also feel randomly inclined to give MySpace rep...
Another Edit: I feel like randomly making a terrain thread.
A Third Edit: Gave MySpace rep for being awesome.:infl_thumbs_up:
 
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Looks like ImageShack is unreliable. :thumbs_down: I'm just going to host it on my googlepages.

Edit: I also feel randomly inclined to give MySpace rep...
Another Edit: I feel like randomly making a terrain thread.
A Third Edit: Gave MySpace rep for being awesome.:infl_thumbs_up:
Thanks. You're slightly less communist than I thought.
 
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OMFG WHER DO I DL?

I got it from a bittorrent site. So far it looks okay, kind of meh. There's all kinds of freaky shit like a big glowing orb that makes your character go blind if he looks at it too much. Sometimes it disappears and everything is all dark. Then there are these tiny little flying bastards that land on you and fly off, and then your character gets an itch.

So far I'm level 13. You level up real slowly, like once a year.
 
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I got it from a bittorrent site. So far it looks okay, kind of meh. There's all kinds of freaky shit like a big glowing orb that makes your character go blind if he looks at it too much. Sometimes it disappears and everything is all dark. Then there are these tiny little flying bastards that land on you and fly off, and then your character gets an itch.

So far I'm level 13. You level up real slowly, like once a year.
Dang. Does the server crash a lot?
 

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Its the most boring game I have ever seen. You spend 6-12 hours a day doing repetitive tasks, then you spend 8-12 hours looking at a black screen. You also see a lot of innocent creatures suffer pain and the noobs make it really annoying. And then with the extra time you end up spending it playing a game on some kind of video system like a PC ingame anyway so why bother in the first place, rather just play the game directly.
 
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Its the most boring game I have ever seen. You spend 6-12 hours a day doing repetitive tasks, then you spend 8-12 hours looking at a black screen. You also see a lot of innocent creatures suffer pain and the noobs make it really annoying. And then with the extra time you end up spending it playing a game on some kind of video system like a PC ingame anyway so why bother in the first place, rather just play the game directly.
...so it's like all the other mmo's?
 
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There's also a problem with "The Administrator". It was thought before that he created it all, but now certain people stop believing that, due to his enormous lack of updates.

Watch out for which faction you pick though. You only get one char, no rerolling. When you first start you're automatically put in a guild called "Govenerments" ingame. These guilds are really pushy, they want your money and your vote. The GMs are jerks sometimes, too.

On the plus side, there's over 10000 hair styles.
 
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Coffee is supposed to fix the lag, and the lag/crash also actually part of the game. There are lots of other drinks that help too.

Also, if you lose your character, nobody else knows what happens except that you're pretty much gone forever. I nominate MSBB to try it and tell us what happens. Good luck.
 
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Coffee is supposed to fix the lag, and the lag/crash also actually part of the game. There are lots of other drinks that help too.

Also, if you lose your character, nobody else knows what happens except that you're pretty much gone forever. I nominate MSBB to try it and tell us what happens. Good luck.
I don't need to kill off my character for your petty curiosity. As a GM, I already know what's going to happen (you become a telemarketer).
 
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Some people have a theory that there's a sort of "spirit healer" out there, which is fake. You all just become destined to be a telemarketer for the rest of your life. You can't even reroll.
 
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