I'm just wondering, why would we even bother to help people that post like this? There's at least 2 or 3 threads like this on every page of this modeling forum!! I mean FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, there's stickies with tutorials and everything a noob needs, what the shit is wrong with them?
In my opinion these kind of threads should be closed immediately. That's what I do at wc3c and it kept people at bay.