This one is sarcastic towards Quantums, Guinsoo's, and Aqua's:
1: Pick the most rigged and popular hero.
2: Go around using rigged moves to kill heroes
3: Go buy the most rigged items that give you like 100 agility.
4: Get called "GODLIKE!!" just for using rigged items
5: Get gamecache banned by me discussing dota on all my maps