Listen to a special audio message from Bill Roper to the Hive Workshop community (Bill is a former Vice President of Blizzard Entertainment, Producer, Designer, Musician, Voice Actor) 🔗Click here to hear his message!
A mysterious statue fashioned from a green precious stone, what seems to be like jade but instead gives a feeling that it is slimey and somehow tainted. Its bloody red eyes reflects the light in a startling way that somehow makes it seem like it is staring back at the person. It seem to pulse with an evil energy and just looking at it gives a tingling sensation on the back of one's head.
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Its a little statue of Cthulhu.
Alright, let's get this clear:
Cthulhu is not a baby.
Neither does he eat babies.
Cthulhu makes babies go insane and kill each other with their horrible pink plastic toys.
Now, let me enlighten everyone about what we're dealing with here.
Indeed, tremble in awe as you realise that...
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