1: Rofl. Please edit your post. You probably didn't realize how terrible that sounds when you typed it, but read what you wrote a few times until you understand what's wrong with it.
2: It looks how I want it to look. The blade is stone; the handle is bone, wrapped with cloth. I actually tried many different textures, and I decided that the one I used on the bone looked the way that I wanted it to. I know there are some textures that look better, but they don't have the same style. I'm not saying I won't ever change it, but if I do, it will only be if I find a texture with the same style, with better resolution.
Edit: I'm still laughing at how wrong that comment sounds. XD