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Leo Akastenix
Leo Akastenix
What the.......
Leo Akastenix
Leo Akastenix
I DECLARADUS WARUS ONEZ THISES NATIONES
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
:D

Are you winning, are you winning?
Kuomintang! Kuomintang!
Kuomintang is hero, Kuomintang is China!
R.O.C.! R.O.C.!

Are you losing, are you losing?
Little clown! Little clown!
Little clown is loser, little clown is coward!
Hahaha! Hahaha!
Leo Akastenix
Leo Akastenix
Nash Sovetskiy Soyuz pokaraet
Ves' mir ot Evropy k Neve na vosto-ok
Nad zemleoy vezde budut pet':
Stolica, vodka, Sovetskiy medved' nash!
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoZZQOARF_U

誰要是破壞了樹上的鳥窩
小朋友們心裡一定很難過
人民公社拆散了無數的家庭
小朋友們想想這是誰的錯
共匪啊共匪共匪啊共匪
都是你的錯

誰要是餓壞了一隻小鳥
小朋友們心裡一定很難過
人民公社餓壞了無數的同胞
小朋友們想想這是誰不好
共匪啊共匪共匪啊共匪
都是你不好

誰要是破壞了樹上的鳥窩
小朋友們心裡一定很難過
人民公社拆散了無數的家庭
小朋友們想想這是誰的錯
共匪啊共匪共匪啊共匪
都是你的錯

誰要是餓壞了一隻小鳥
小朋友們心裡一定很煩惱
人民公社餓壞了無數的同胞
小朋友們想想這是誰不好
共匪啊共匪共匪啊共匪
都是你不好

誰要是破壞了樹上的鳥窩
小朋友們心裡一定很難過
人民公社拆散了無數的家庭
小朋友們想想這是誰的錯
共匪啊共匪共匪啊共匪
都是你的錯

誰要是餓壞了一隻小鳥
小朋友們心裡一定很煩惱
人民公社餓壞了無數的同胞
小朋友們想想這是誰不好
共匪啊共匪共匪啊共匪
都是你不好
Leo Akastenix
Leo Akastenix
Vse narody zdes' stoyat togo,
Chto my vse voplotili na svet,
Blagodarnyy nizkiy poklom
Ot sa-moy mo-gu-sches-tvennoy v mire!

YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO SOVIET IMPERALISM! FUR MATHAR RUZZIA
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIiY3OFbf0U

Nah, you little bandit-clown. YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE GREAT UNCLE CHIANG KAI-SHEK!!! AND YOU WILL CRY AND WET YOURSELF BEFORE THE TRUE CHINESE FLAG!!!

總統 蔣公~
您是人類的救星,您是世界的偉人~~

總統 蔣公~
您是自由的燈塔,您是民族的長城~~

內除軍閥,外抗強鄰!爲正義而反共,圖民族之復興!
內除軍閥,外抗強鄰!爲正義而反共,圖民族之復興!

蔣公! 蔣公!您不朽的精神,永遠領導我們;
反共必勝,建國必成!反共必勝,建國必成!
Leo Akastenix
Leo Akastenix
You chinese were always a failure. Vladimir created Russia! Stalin glorified Russia! Putin preserved Russia!
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
Pff... I better hope you're joking.

On a sarcastic note, let's say that Chiang Kai-shek made the Universe! Chiang Kai-shek created the Heaven! Chiang Kai-shek created humanity! Chiang Kai-shek created me! /s

Debunking your jokes
1) We aren't failures. Look at how bravely we fought the Japanese for eight years. It's just a decade after the KMT reunited the warlords but still they have to deal with you evil Commies behind.

You Commies only fought the Nazis for three years, and even fought us KMT during the war! You even sold opium to Chinese people! You even collaborated with the Japanese!

Look at France, how quickly they surrendered to Shitler. Oh, and the British colonies too, how quickly they fell to the Japanese. Despite better weapons and stuffs. We Chinese don't have all those fancy weapons, yet we could hold for eight years.

2) Soong May-ling was injured during World War II, the only First Lady to get injured throughout the whole war!

3) (to be continued)
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
3) You Commies did nothing but plagiarize other people's names, then misuse them to bring shame upon your victims.

4) Ever heard of the Nanking Decade? That's truly an achievement. Compare it to your disastrous, shitty "Five Year Plans". What you did was ruining the agriculture and industry. Even worse, you left the people starving!

5) Also, you forgot these:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsardom_of_Russia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Empire
Leo Akastenix
Leo Akastenix
Russia was greater. That was the reason why! It faced through hardships, FROM the damned germans, from the plaguing chinese and still survived. They were not failures. If it was then why is China "KOMMUNIST"? Thats because "KOMMUNISM" succeded so did Mother Russia!
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
If "Commieism" succedded, tell me why do Soviet Union collapse in 1991? Do you see Russians enjoying prosperity with everyone having equal income? No! It's bullshit. It's just a tool by the satanist Karl Marx! He's not a Russian, Marx is a traitor of Germany and of whole human civilization, mind you

(more ranting incoming, brace yourselves! :D)
Leo Akastenix
Leo Akastenix
It did not collapsed. It dissolved. The arms race could have been victory by the soviets but no some idiotic premier came and destroyed the glory of russia.

Russians were pretty happy actually, a teacher of mine who was from russia once told me his parents were well-of with equal income.

Karl was a living myth. He is my favourite.
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
Germans (specifically : Prussians) and Chinese are superior! That's a fact for sure! :D

Frederick the Great and Chiang Kai-shek are great heroes to humanity!

Germany and China also faced through hardships, but they are great civilizations with brilliant and beautiful cultures!

During Old Fritz' time, Prussia was a haven for people persecuted because of political and religious difference. A bastion against evil. Old Fritz at least a benevolent public servant, unlike you narcissist Commie hypocrites who praise yourselves while leaving your enslaved subjects to starve!

While China is a glorious civilization of at least 5000 years, with their greatly advanced Traditional Chinese script, a giant collection of knowledge and a civilization of courtesy. :)

Unlike you Commies who kill intellectuals, destroy cultures and impose barbarianism. You are. People despise Commies for sure. xD
Leo Akastenix
Leo Akastenix
Then tell me, why is China less advanced then Russia if it was million of years ago. Also germans were unsuperior and were crushed by the soviet might.
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
P.S. it's the same. The problem lies not with the "idiotic premier", the problems lies within Communism itself

The problem with Commie sympathizers are that, they're too short-sighted. Do you know how many died under Communism? Do you know how the Russians were turned into slaves forced to work for Stalin and devils? Do you know how much paranoia it causes, how much violence it breeds and how many families it ruined?

The Commies are masters at brainwashing. Either that, or your teacher is naive,
Leo Akastenix
Leo Akastenix
Not really, my teacher's grandfather has ties with gorbovach(or whatever that idiotic premier is).

In my opinion Communism is the fairest government. Equal pay, strict doctrines and harsh punishments are what humans need or they will be evil.
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
===== WARNING : Darwinist Detected! =====

China used to be the first, that is before the Ching Dynasty (Qing Dynasty) and evil Commies come.

First in total GDP, and also we already had countless works of awesome philosophy and literature since ancient times. We already had palaces and stuffs, with advanced and systematic scripts while there's only simple huts in England

While back then, Russia was only a desolate land of frost.

Also, have you forgotten WW1? The Kaiser crushed the White Russians with ease, and you Commies only knew of backstabbing White Russia and establish your own dictatorship there.

There used to be a democratic Russia but you Commies ruined it
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
Both the good and evil within humanity is the stepping stone for communism. Let's face it, it would never happen.

A doctor who did much good and contributed much to society, get the same f**king wage as your little beggar? That's unfair.

Also, "nationalization" of properties is just a lie told by Commie dicktators. For the Commie dicktators to take the properties for themselves. Just look at Commie-occupied Mainland China. Look at how serious the corruption. Look at how the govt forgot its promises and forcefully demolished people's homes

Karma is the fairest system. It actually depends not only on what you have done in your present life, but also what deeds you did in your past lives. That's why some people prosper and some people suffer
Leo Akastenix
Leo Akastenix
P.S do you realize im just trying to continue this chat to make you rant :) ?

What if Karma is not real, what i evolution is not real? What if whats real is not real BUt it is real?
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