WTF?! You gotta be kidding.

looool XD rofl

The worst part is that it's not fake either D:
If you go to YouTube and put "tongue kissing" in the search field it will suggest things like "tongue kissing my mom/sister/dog". I saw those two on some funny site and I thought it was fake, but it wasn't.

All thoose really fail.
"How can i get pregnant"

HOW CAN WE SLEEP WHEN OUR BEDS ARE BURNING LYRICS.. they are burning, burning! Why are their beds made of lyrics anyway?

I agree that this is indeed true. I checked it, not all results are the same but still:
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/members/143132-albums1638-picture40149.html
HOW CAN I FIND CHUCK NORRIS!?

Ye, the results change all the time. It's based on the most common search phrases and "how can i kill my baby" was a very common search phrase at the time I tested which was on the 10th of May 2010.