Listen to a special audio message from Bill Roper to the Hive Workshop community (Bill is a former Vice President of Blizzard Entertainment, Producer, Designer, Musician, Voice Actor) 🔗Click here to hear his message!
@AS and Devin: That Mega Monsoon scene became popular...
Lady Vashj: *calm, sinister voice* Really??? *gives an evil smilie to Directive255*
*Lady Vashj casts Mega Monsoon*
*Directive's House Floods*
*tsunamis, thunderstorms and tornadoes appear* Directive255: Stop!!! Illidari empire wins!!! Stop!!!
*Directive255 is melting*
Directive255: Damn you! Stupid fish wife!!! *screams with anger*
*completely melts*
Hermann Fegelein the Anticmaster: Interesting...now prepare to be installed into Windows 1945!
*installs Directive255 the Cakemaster*
*A few years later*
*Directive255 reappears un-melted in windows 1945*
*Fegelein is seen sleeping on table and wakes up as he hears the sound of computer stating that the installer has finished*
*3 posts required to break free from Windows 1945*
*Meanwhile*
Hitler: "What!?!? Microsoft Claims that they did not make windows 1945!!?!?"
A sequel to the Fortune Teller suicide
------------ *Arrives in the scene*
Edge: Whoa!, what just happen here Fortune Teller Ghost: Ah, just as I foresaw, Edge: Quiet you damn...ghost, or whatever flashback you are, I got some angry crowds chasing at me because of you, you'd better not ruin this new house of mine that I found Fortune Teller Ghost: Ah, just as I foresaw, someone shall break in to your house, and it will be funny, mauahahah, just I foresaw, bye bye Edge: .......Bastard....*relax in his new found house and locked its door*
Lady Vashj: *calm, sinister voice* Really??? *gives an evil smilie to Edge*
*Lady Vashj casts Mega Monsoon*
*Edge's House Floods*
*tsunamis, thunderstorms and tornadoes appear*
Edge45: Stop!!!
*Edge45 is melting*
Edge5: Damn you! Stupid fish wife!!! *screams with anger*
*completely melts*
*Died*
Edge: I'm going to heeeeelllllllll!!!
*At hell*
Edge: Oh hey Death, care for a deal
Death: What be the deal my eh... stupid friend
Edge: Kill all the people who destroyed my house and you can have their soul
Death: Really....for killing Fortune Teller,
Edge: Ehh.., you can have my sword
Death: Deal!
*Goes to the surface and kills the angry citizens*
Death: Your souls are mine, muahahahah!!
Fortune Teller Ghost: Hey Death,
Death: Eh, hey FT,
Fortune Teller Ghost: Listen, how about freeing those buddies of mine and you can have this rare white gems of Esgaroth and you can also play with Edge for eternity, deal?
Death: Okay, deal, *frees the souls*
*Then he goes back to hell and tells Edge of the good news*
Edge: Really..., okay, I'll play Poker with you for eternity....,*cries*
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