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And the Directive gonna hate! Hate, hate, hate, hate!
Sylvie

And the Directive gonna hate! Hate, hate, hate, hate!

@AS and Devin: That Mega Monsoon scene became popular...

Lady Vashj: *calm, sinister voice* Really??? *gives an evil smilie to Directive255*
*Lady Vashj casts Mega Monsoon*
*Directive's House Floods*
*tsunamis, thunderstorms and tornadoes appear*
Directive255: Stop!!! Illidari empire wins!!! Stop!!!
*Directive255 is melting*
Directive255: Damn you! Stupid fish wife!!! *screams with anger*
*completely melts*


Hermann Fegelein the Anticmaster: Interesting...now prepare to be installed into Windows 1945!

*installs Directive255 the Cakemaster*

*A few years later*

*Directive255 reappears un-melted in windows 1945*

*Fegelein is seen sleeping on table and wakes up as he hears the sound of computer stating that the installer has finished*

*3 posts required to break free from Windows 1945*

*Meanwhile*

Hitler: "What!?!? Microsoft Claims that they did not make windows 1945!!?!?"

*Adolf hitler is downloaded into Windows 1945*

Hitler: FEGELEIN!!!!FEGELEIN!!!!FEGELEIN!!!!

*Windows 1945 crashes and blows up afterwards*
 
A sequel to the Fortune Teller suicide
------------
*Arrives in the scene*
Edge: Whoa!, what just happen here

Fortune Teller Ghost: Ah, just as I foresaw,
Edge: Quiet you damn...ghost, or whatever flashback you are, I got some angry crowds chasing at me because of you, you'd better not ruin this new house of mine that I found
Fortune Teller Ghost: Ah, just as I foresaw, someone shall break in to your house, and it will be funny, mauahahah, just I foresaw, bye bye
Edge: .......Bastard....*relax in his new found house and locked its door*
 
*someone breaks into Edge's house and steals all his stuff*
*throws 1kg ice in Edge's pants while he sleeps*
*runs out*
 
Lady Vashj: *calm, sinister voice* Really??? *gives an evil smilie to Edge*
*Lady Vashj casts Mega Monsoon*
*Edge's House Floods*
*tsunamis, thunderstorms and tornadoes appear*
Edge45: Stop!!!
*Edge45 is melting*
Edge5: Damn you! Stupid fish wife!!! *screams with anger*
*completely melts*
 
@Sylvie: Posting edits of some RP posts by soviet which i find funny. :D

*Civilians see edge's new house being flooded*

Civilians: "There he is!!!"

*Civilians charge to Edge's new house and start burning it to make edge come out or erh... just stay in there for an eternity xD*
 
Some magicians come to Edge's house and says "burn the house! For old Fortune Teller!", then burn the house.
 
*Died*
Edge: I'm going to heeeeelllllllll!!!
*At hell*
Edge: Oh hey Death, care for a deal
Death: What be the deal my eh... stupid friend
Edge: Kill all the people who destroyed my house and you can have their soul
Death: Really....for killing Fortune Teller,
Edge: Ehh.., you can have my sword
Death: Deal!
*Goes to the surface and kills the angry citizens*
Death: Your souls are mine, muahahahah!!
Fortune Teller Ghost: Hey Death,
Death: Eh, hey FT,
Fortune Teller Ghost: Listen, how about freeing those buddies of mine and you can have this rare white gems of Esgaroth and you can also play with Edge for eternity, deal?
Death: Okay, deal, *frees the souls*
*Then he goes back to hell and tells Edge of the good news*
Edge: Really..., okay, I'll play Poker with you for eternity....,*cries*
 

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