Ur hive mama so heavy,a burrowed Crypt Fiend died because she stepped on it.
RIP :''D
Yo hive mamma is so poor, she can't afford airtime to call functions.
Yo hive mamma is so big, she can't be downloaded with uncapped internet.
Yo hive mamma is so big, invisibility doesn't work on her.
Yo hive mamma is so fat, she needs 12 slots to play a map (thankfully leaving no room for us)
Yo hive mamma is so tired, you will loose manna if you cast manna drain on her
Yo hive mamma is so lazy, she ignores the taunt buff
yo hive mamma is so small, a unit variable containing her are equal to NULL
Yo hive mamma is so aggressive, she would have cast banish on
San by now if she was the site owner
yo hive mamma is so fat, if you selected her, you can't select more units
yo hive mamma is so drunk, if she pick up an item, "Illusions cannot pick up items." is thrown in her face.
Hive Mama Jokes config
Events
Time - Yo hive mama so slow, it takes her 2.00 seconds to run every 0.03 seconds of game time.
Trigger - Yo hive mama's posts are so old, you can't even find them the archive.
Game - Yo hive mama so greedy, she takes everything and returns nothing.
Conditions
Actions
Set (Yo hive mama so fat) = She leaks a location point before the map is finished loading.
Unit - Yo hive mama so big, she needs to be referred to as a unitgroup because a unit variable just won't do it.
Item - Yo hive mama so stupid, Circlet of Nobility only increases her Strength and Agility by 2.
Camera - Yo hive mama leaks so bad, it's more efficient to pan camera as needed to all units of type footman and create a tome every 0.01 than have her in your map.
Sound - Yo hive mama such a noob, she still thinks Jass is a genre of music originating in New Orleans in the 1950s.
Unit Group - Yo hive mama so easy, "pick every unit in yo hive mama," creates a endless loop.
