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The Hive Journey X-2 - ThE BeSt RPG in DA WOLD; RPG by Underachiver
This is a RPG following the Stories of DaNigHTmaREEE the character from the first game "The suckiest most idiotic Campaign in the world" by the same developer.
First Impression
Cutscene. I tells about how the Footmen became an archer with the power of the toaster he bought off from the mothers of the children he murdered in the last game.
The Hero is an Archer now... 1 hit point, 0 Armor 9999-9999 damage. The map is maximum scale.
I follow the road and then there is a cutscene at a house. The dialog is not displayed as the two are talking.
After that you run aimlessly around the flat landscape wich now has trees everywhere and you cant find out where you can and cannot go through you have another dialogless cutscene.
The game crashes. Restart. My savefile is corrupted... so again.
After 8 hours finding my way through the woods a dragon appears. He got 20.000 lifepoints so he should go down with 3 hits. But... wait... what?... he is invulnerable...
A cutscene occurs. Some crap about realizing that there always is someone stronger. Then the map ends.
Gameplay
It sucks
Story
It sucks
Characters
They're all mute... it sucks
Graphics
He included genitallia even to the dragon
Discovery
*kills himself*
Quests
There is one sidequest. "Find and Kill all the Children in the woods." I didn't follow it.
Layout
*kills himself*
Items
All level 1 Items, recoded to be less effective, like the "Ring of Protection +0"
Bugs
It can happen that you kill yourself before you finish the game.
Final Verdict: -5/5 - Please never use the Map Editor again. I'll pay you for that.
Krolan
The Dead
This is a RPG following the Stories of DaNigHTmaREEE the character from the first game "The suckiest most idiotic Campaign in the world" by the same developer.
First Impression
Cutscene. I tells about how the Footmen became an archer with the power of the toaster he bought off from the mothers of the children he murdered in the last game.
The Hero is an Archer now... 1 hit point, 0 Armor 9999-9999 damage. The map is maximum scale.
I follow the road and then there is a cutscene at a house. The dialog is not displayed as the two are talking.
After that you run aimlessly around the flat landscape wich now has trees everywhere and you cant find out where you can and cannot go through you have another dialogless cutscene.
The game crashes. Restart. My savefile is corrupted... so again.
After 8 hours finding my way through the woods a dragon appears. He got 20.000 lifepoints so he should go down with 3 hits. But... wait... what?... he is invulnerable...
A cutscene occurs. Some crap about realizing that there always is someone stronger. Then the map ends.
Gameplay
It sucks
Story
It sucks
Characters
They're all mute... it sucks
Graphics
He included genitallia even to the dragon
Discovery
*kills himself*
Quests
There is one sidequest. "Find and Kill all the Children in the woods." I didn't follow it.
Layout
*kills himself*
Items
All level 1 Items, recoded to be less effective, like the "Ring of Protection +0"
Bugs
It can happen that you kill yourself before you finish the game.
Final Verdict: -5/5 - Please never use the Map Editor again. I'll pay you for that.
Krolan
The Dead
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