Name5 -the thread game-

[Zeron]

Name5

• List 5 things
• The five things must be about the topic the previous poster assigned to the next post
• Post should atleast try to contain some humor
• Don't stray from the format
• No straying from the other 4 rules

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5things I hate about you

1. When you point at your wrist while asking for the time....
   I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask you where the toilet is?
   
2. When you say "it's always the last place you look".
   Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Im gonna Kick their moronic asses!
   
3. When you say "life is short".
   What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? WTF can I do to make it longer!?
   
4. When you put American food in an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet...
   Grrrrrrrrrrr.... Rawr..... BRugarwakalakaningbangonmonpei! When I go to a *censored* Chinese buffet I want some *censored* General Tsao Chicken and that ever so disgusting plastic labled imitation crabmeet. NOT *censored**censored**censored* Cheese stick and *censored**censored**censored**censored**censored* PIZZA!!!!!
   
5. When you tell me to **** off Little F***t...
   Im am the 15 year old American computer gamer... you are the 45 year old man/woman/tranny livving one story underground in your dead mums basement.... self explainatory

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