Multi-Post Story Thread

Alright, I decided we needed a new topic, since Positive of Previous and Battle Thread have been trashed. So here it is. I've done this in school many times, and it is always hilarious.

I will start the story off with a sentence or piece of dialog. Then others will (hopefully) post sentences that continue the story.

RULEZ :
Maximum 1-3 sentences per post
No run on sentences
Please use proper grammer
Explain what is happening CLEARLY
NO jumbled, confusing messages
Stay on Topic
Continue clearly from previous post
Nothing that will violate wc3sear.ch rules (Duh)
NO FLAMING, if you don't like what someone else "wrote", then shut up or get out!
No double posts! (THE ONLY EXCEPTION is that I will put the first sentence on my next post.

One day, just as the sun was setting over the lush woodlands, Wormskull decided to set up camp for the night. As he unrolled his tent and began to unpack his cooking supplies, he heard a rustling noise behind him. Dropping his pan with a sharp clang, he spun around and drew his sword...

....and drew his sword. "Yo, easy with the paranoia!" The voice of his emotional friend and traveling companion, Antihero, instantly calmed Wormskulls mind. Wormskull tried to smile at it, but the smile was choken by the seriousness of his thoughts. Even though the grassland seemed to be infinite, he knew that they would soon leave the lushes, for the barren lands of Morg'druul. A sudden breeze arose - Wormskull scouted the Horizon and was stuck with fear: "Antihero! Where you followed?"...

Antihero replied with an affirmative " i do not think so, sir, i didnt not smelled, nor heard anything following me throught this huge plain". I turn my head nervously towards all the sides, and sometimes to my back, making sure no one was near us. "those icons might lurk around, so be careful." , with the safety tips said, i came to sit next to my trashed camp and i slowly try to transform it into something i can sleep in.

But wormskull in his infinite wisedom fogot to look above him and bevore he knew what had happend antihero was taken to the sky by a hippogryph. The hippogryph turned to fly away but wormskull pulled out his bow only to find out he didnt bring it

He slaughtered an cow, and from the bones he created an bow. With one acurate arrow he killed the hippogryph and Antihero fell to the ground.

But the cow raised from dead and attacked wormskull. It was an awfull fight, and it seemed that the undead cow would be victorious...

vindicator, the bones were a bow.. and i doubt he could transform himself back to a cow and attack me unless he would be controlled by some kind of necromancy.

I ask antihero if he were right but he replied with a crackling " i could've killed him too.. ". I didnt noticed both of his legs were crippled by the fall..i remembered my father told me to mix sand with kakyu nuts in order to make a rejunevation potion. there was some sand scattered everywhere on the horizon, but the kakyu nuts were visible at the horizion, i would've needed to walk hours.

"i give you my uber bone bow, and im gonna run to get you some kakyu nuts to heal your legs. when you hear or see something, it might be an ennemy, when you lack of shadow, its either a aerial ennemy or a cloud, take care" at these words, wormskull starts running on the grass, few hours later, the desert begins..

Realizing the potential danger both himself and Antihero was in, Wormskull used several haste enchantments at the expense of thier rations - they would have to stock up at some point anyway, so the initial use of the alchemical ressources did not seem a problem. What really tormented Wormskull, was the fact that the undead cow and suddenly appearing hippogryph, by no chance could've been a coincidence. As he speedily crossed the plains, he began to hear voices - at this point, they did not make any sense, but he understood that they identified themselves as oz02 - the background noise did not stop him, and he finally reached the dessert

He entered the desolated world of sand, there was nothing, everything was quiet. He contiued walking, Suddenly he was dragged down in the underground by some hairy arms. When he looked closer he saw it was the hairy snowmonster from Starwars Episod V, he thought what the f'ck is it doing here under the desert...

...The snowbeast attacked, wormskull violently was struck to the ground, with one swift movement wormskull darted to the side, as he drew the great flaming sword of Anu'Gorus and smote the beast...

Before realizing what had happened, the voices returned, this time the message was very clear - "..ie..ie...DIE!" Wormskull felt a light force surround him - or a darkness leaving. He climbed with much hardship, out of the hole. A tree right in front of him - Wormskull assumed a smile. A Kakya nut tree - he gathered the bitter-sour magical nuts, and chrushed them in his helmet, with one of the branches of the tree as pestle. As he turned to return to Antihero, he heard the cries of his companion above him. He felt the darkness close in on him once again, for a brief moment. Then his Bone Bow fell down beside him, allmost struck him. Wormskull glared at the huge shadow on the desolated land, which rapidly moved north. He grinded his teeth...

...Wormskull with rage in his heart(who knew), grabed his bone bow, and darted north towards the cries. He had been running for hours through the semigly endless desert, then he could see on the horizin, a mass of a dark clouds, he knew that would be the lair of the Akman'ura, the hippogrifs....

As wormskull looked closer he saw an endless stream of hippogryphs pouring out of a mountain shaped like one of them. Still searching for antihero he sudenly heared the voice hours ago tormenting his mind. The voice seemed closer then bevore almost in arms reach but looking around him he found nothing

...Wormskull knew what he had to do, he must charge into the great hippogriph mountain before antihero became the main course. Just before he was about to charge the great hero Final_Fantasies-7 arose and created a distraction for wormskull, "Go, before my summons run out", he shouted, so wormskull darted towards the mountain...