Funniest reason people were banned or warned

[Shamanruler]

i was lookin through the Ban / Warn List on the site and read the reasons why people were banned...
i think itd be great if we could laugh at the morons on the list by finding the best reason someone got banned =)

ill start

Mecheon says: No requests in the models forum. That includes thinly disguised "KEKEKEKE I WANT MODELORS TO MAKE THIS AND THIS 4 MY MAP KTHX" type requests

 

[Telefragged]

"Ask and ye shall receive"

I think he asked for a ban and he got banned. lol.

 

[Afronight_76]

Posting more of your crappy advertisments for your shitty site

NO ONE CARES ABOUT IT. GO AWAY SPAMBOT

oh and

NULL

 

[SeaGull1723]

I'm sure this has been one of those I put in thought for a warning:

Creating an utter spam comment. No "uber" ratings here please.

 

[Leopard]

Tisk tisk, so illegal

funny, eh..?? i don't even understand... :?

 

[lorothrigs]

i find it amusing that i was banned for a week for sumthing i said over 2 months ago

 

[Rui]

Mecheon warns people because they post requests in the Models Forum; AND he has 100% reason to do it. Rules are here for something, like I say, Darky didn't wrote them just to add one more page to the site.

-Rui

 

[lorothrigs]

lol true, true