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Chuck norris has already been to mars, thats why there is no lifeforms there.
Chuck norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of him.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck norris beat his reflection at a staring contest.
Chuck norris doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck norris
Chuck norris has no hands, just fists.
Crippled people only exist because of Chuck norris
Chuck norris' tears heal cancer. Too bad he never crys.
When Chuck norris gets a dream, the dream gets a nightmare.
The Terminator : "Ill be back, With Chuck norris"
got any more good Chuck norris jokes? Post them here!
Chuck norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of him.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck norris beat his reflection at a staring contest.
Chuck norris doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck norris
Chuck norris has no hands, just fists.
Crippled people only exist because of Chuck norris
Chuck norris' tears heal cancer. Too bad he never crys.
When Chuck norris gets a dream, the dream gets a nightmare.
The Terminator : "Ill be back, With Chuck norris"
got any more good Chuck norris jokes? Post them here!
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