Noob Guide

Welcome, this is my guide to the species of 'Noob'
I will tell you the known facts about noobs, and what they do for a living.


Pupa: During the Pupa stage 'noobs' are much like other human beings, until they are exposed to certain websites and/or forums were they feel the sudden urge to 'Flame' or 'Spam'. Over a period of a month or so, the 'noobs' bodys mature on the outside (not the inside) allowing them to become a 'noob'.


Noob: The middle stage of a 'noobs' life is called a 'noob' when they reach this stage, they will sometimes also be referred to as:
Nooblar
Noobie
NOB
Nooblet
Nooby
During the 'noobs middle stage of life they are assigned a certain forum to infest, they enter the forums of a certain site and feast on its post and/or threads. Noobs post useless threads which later lets them realise that they can use 'noob language'.


Noob Language: Whilst noob language is not a stage of the noob life, it is learned early on and gives the noobs the feeling that they can talk 'maturely'. Some examples of noob words are:
N00b
Ph@gg3t
R0fL
L073r
L337
0MfG
The noobs later learn how to put these into sentences such as: '0MfG y0u N00b I aM L337' Now onto the last and final stage of a noobs life.


Noob Emporer: A noob emporer is rarely found throughout the world, they are the master of the noob underworld, they have mastered the noob language and they can manipulate your every move, noob emporers have reincarnation so they are hard to get rid of. Noob emporers are more mischeivous than 5 noobs, noob emporers talk like a noob all the time, meaning: 'I aM D@ C00l3st and dA L3373st'
Noob emporers also infest every post, every forum, every thread, with useless posts such as: 'Th@T's StuP1D'.

I was bored, does anyone want to comment on my beautiful piece of arkwork :D :lol: :o

lol
u forgot the noob word @$$
and using ! as I

detailed, but you lack proper grammar.

Ah, reminds me of the good old days when Eusira was writing his noob essays...

/reminisce

Originally Posted by Lord Finarfin

/reminisce

i believe the word is 'nostalgic'

Ummm you should also add this to the noob guide

Originally Posted by Torn

Eh...Im Torn
I dont come on wc3sear.ch much, because its boring, no offence to you fanatics.
Anddddd...I hate you all
Good day.

Yes torn said this on the introduce yourself thread.
Unnessisary flaming is a sence of noobisum

Hippocrite

Good essays :D Btw, I prefer trolls than noobs coz it is really hard to become a succesful troll than a noob. What I mean to say is you cannot simply post a topic and that topic will earn 1000 or 500 posts. Only a skilled troll can achieve this...lol :D

1337
h4x
wordz like dem r also known as 'leetspeak' i googled it

OMFG and ROFL n LOL
i dunt believe they r 'noob' words
they r universal arnt they?

LOL, OMFG, and ROFL are not *noob words* atleast in my creteria and judgement. But, replying w/ a single content like LOL is a different story.:-)

yer, thatz what i was finking.

what were u saying abt LOL?

You dear sir, seem to be one of them.

You forgot reproduction:

Reproduction: Noobs, like viruses, are a huge pestilence to online society, often using vulgar and explicit language combined with a horrific lack of grammatical skill. Newcomers that join this society may be inflicted with the essence of these cretin, and slowly begin to mutate into noobs, usually without a larval stage. In most cases, this rarely happens, because the larval stage gives a noob the ability to withstand a horrid amount of pesticides, or flames and warnings, which in fact drive these pseudonoobs away from this society. However, lost members of society are bad, because every being is a veteran awaiting the blessing of knowledge.

If you, or anyone else is suffering from a noob problem, contact the termination operatives, or admins, and they usually will give them a nice demise

LOL-noob guides so funny
my "grammatical skills" will change
ok
HAPPY?

You lack of some sense of writing. Eusira would do much better let me tell you that. =P

Remember the w3sear.ch beastary topic Eusira wrote up i think it's stickied some where :P