Gmax basic modeling for warcraft 3

Could anyone post here about gmax basics at modeling?Also some tools for the converting coz i need it for a better models i make for warhammer 40k.Im making soon.

Here's a short tutorial on how to do it: go to a witchcraft store and buy a couple of lizard eyes, one jellyfish tongue, 3 pairs of wasp antlers and 1/3 cup of pixie dust. Then go to a farm and pick up a gallon of albino pig manure and a gram of rabbit earwax.
After you got all those, mix them up really good (except the pixie dust!) until you get an homogeneous paste. Leave that to rot for 2 and 1/45 months. After that, sprinkle the pixie dust on it and let it stay like that for 2 days.
Once that's done, pour that paste on a plate and put it in the freezer. Leave it there for half an hour, so it'll freeze solid. Then take it out and throw it out the window. After 6 days, a man in a grey boat will come flying at your window and hand you a key. Take that key and stick it in your computer's power supply hole (your computer must be turned off!!). Leave it there for 42 seconds (count them precisely, it is vital!!) and then turn your computer on (leave the key there, it has magic powers that'll power your computer). When it'll enter windows it'll give you a password. Type that password on a notebook, then close it and count to 7. Then open it and what do you know, a model will appear on your screen, in gmax!!!!!!! You're done!

Was that helpful? WHAT? NO?! Then maybe instead of asking people to teach you everything without any effort from your side, you should have searched the web and find what you need!! Seriously now, what the HELL is it with all you people posting like this?! "Hi, I want to make model, tell me how!" (it's just as stupid as asking for people to give you tutorials)...it's fucking retarted! Learn to search! Post about specific issues here, don't ask to be taught about such a vast subject.
And if you DID search and didn't find anything, you should write that in your post, so people will know that at least you tried, that at least you CARE!!!

Originally Posted by TDR

Here's a short tutorial on how to do it: go to a witchcraft store and buy a couple of lizard eyes, one jellyfish tongue, 3 pairs of wasp antlers and 1/3 cup of pixie dust. Then go to a farm and pick up a gallon of albino pig manure and a gram of rabbit earwax.
After you got all those, mix them up really good (except the pixie dust!) until you get an homogeneous paste. Leave that to rot for 2 and 1/45 months. After that, sprinkle the pixie dust on it and let it stay like that for 2 days.
Once that's done, pour that paste on a plate and put it in the freezer. Leave it there for half an hour, so it'll freeze solid. Then take it out and throw it out the window. After 6 days, a man in a grey boat will come flying at your window and hand you a key. Take that key and stick it in your computer's power supply hole (your computer must be turned off!!). Leave it there for 42 seconds (count them precisely, it is vital!!) and then turn your computer on (leave the key there, it has magic powers that'll power your computer). When it'll enter windows it'll give you a password. Type that password on a notebook, then close it and count to 7. Then open it and what do you know, a model will appear on your screen, in gmax!!!!!!! You're done!

Was that helpful? WHAT? NO?! Then maybe instead of asking people to teach you everything without any effort from your side, you should have searched the web and find what you need!! Seriously now, what the HELL is it with all you people posting like this?! "Hi, I want to make model, tell me how!" (it's just as stupid as asking for people to give you tutorials)...it's fucking retarted! Learn to search! Post about specific issues here, don't ask to be taught about such a vast subject.
And if you DID search and didn't find anything, you should write that in your post, so people will know that at least you tried, that at least you CARE!!!

QFT

Omg TDR, lyek dun be soo hard on dis pour guy. D:

Dun worry, I will start riting u a tut right away keke?

Originally Posted by FamousPker49

hard on dis pour guy.

HARD!!!
man, this is the best newb tutorial i ever seen!!!
i'm finally starting to learn something