What is the funniest thing that happened to you?

shinji · May 14, 2012

What is the funniest thing that happened in your life?

fladdermasken · May 14, 2012

HHaAAaAahHAHAHahAHHahaHHAHhahahaHAHhaaH~~~

Magtheridon96 · May 14, 2012

I once used a doubly linked list for a static array of objects instead of using a stack! XD

N.Knight · May 14, 2012

The day I realized my conscious is not my ego. The fun continues......

shinji · May 14, 2012

For me, the day that I watched "Annoying Orange" the first time.

fladdermasken · May 15, 2012

shinji said:
For me, the day that I watched "Annoying Orange" the first time.

And this thread fell forever into the pit of affliction.

shinji · May 15, 2012

fladdermasken said:
And this thread fell forever into the pit of affliction.

What do you mean?

Geazergimli2 · May 15, 2012

The day we just watered our grass and i had to go weed whack... didn't notice the wet dog poop in the area i was weed whacking, so i accidently hit it, at first i thought i just struck mud, but a second later i started smelling dog poop, the worst part was, that it was all over my clothes, hands, and mouth... i stood there speechless, and while i removed my clothing i just started busting out laughing, unforgettable moment in my life, and easily the funniest.

shinji · May 15, 2012

Geazergimli2 said:
The day we just watered our grass and i had to go weed whack... didn't notice the wet dog poop in the area i was weed whacking, so i accidently hit it, at first i thought i just struck mud, but a second later i started smelling dog poop, the worst part was, that it was all over my clothes, hands, and mouth... i stood there speechless, and while i removed my clothing i just started busting out laughing, unforgettable moment in my life, and easily the funniest.

That's funny.

I still remember when I first step on a dog poop. My new shoes were ruined....

Bribe · May 15, 2012

Magtheridon96 said:
I once used a doubly linked list for a static array of objects instead of using a stack! XD

I once made this before realizing there was StringHash: https://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163741

Magtheridon96 · May 16, 2012

Bribe said:
I once made this before realizing there was StringHash: https://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163741

I wrote this

https://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/jass-resources-412/snippet-rawcodeindexer-210520/

People turned out to like it though xD

Troll-Brain · May 16, 2012

Magtheridon96 said:
I wrote this
https://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/jass-resources-412/snippet-rawcodeindexer-210520/

People turned out to like it though xD

People excepted me. (just because of the name of it), gogo IntegerIndexer.

I once made a IsGameLoaded function that can be inlined without any trigger involved, just bug exploit, and then i made a proper one with a global boolean variable, and a trigger with the game load event.
But people didn't get the joke and take it seriously, while it was obviously hilarious, wasn't it ?

Magtheridon96 · May 16, 2012

Well,

JASS:

library IsComputerOn

    function IsComputerOn takes player p returns boolean
        return true
    endfunction

    function IsComputerOnById takes integer i returns boolean
        return true
    endfunction

endlibrary

This works 100%
Approve it, I bet you can't find bugs <3

Troll-Brain · May 16, 2012

Hmm, instead of a player the argument would be an integer, so then we would be able to use some struct instance for moar power.

Magtheridon96 · May 16, 2012

There, that should do it.

Tyranid · May 16, 2012

The day I busted my father of cheating to my mother without even realizing as I was just a child. In hindsight the whole process ruined my candy coloured view of life and made me a cold cynic who realized the absurd hilarity of our so called existence.

fladdermasken · May 16, 2012

I think my milk went sour when my request to wed Gliese 581 d was refused because it was an extrasolar planet and approximately 20 light-years away, and I was like "YOU THINK YOU GET TO PREACH TO ME ABOUT UNREQUITED LOVE JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WEAR THICK-RIMMED GLASSES," to the clerk behind the desk with a snide grin on his face. I really think I reached him, but he called security so I never got to catch a glimpse of the impact.

So anyways now I laugh at the first amendment.

MortAr · May 17, 2012

The day I first smoked pot. The fun continues...

SA Dashie · May 17, 2012

I don't remember...

shinji · May 17, 2012

When I read this joke.

A dunk man came to the toilet. I was looking at him because he looked very dunk. He was starting to pee. And then he said,

Dunk Man : Huh? Where is it?? It's gone.

Me: That's impossible. Look again.

TheKurt009 · May 19, 2012

When i turned to look around the man with a shiny beard who approached me in a minimalist fashion for black trench coats and a white brimmed camo fedora with roses on top while singing rap music using a ukelele in an outerworld fashion.
oh, and he had a mustache.
HAD

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