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Zombie Plan?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by The Quacker, Oct 1, 2010.

  1. Skycraft

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  2. Dr Super Good

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    Alternativly we could all become necromancers. Everyone knows Zombies are such low tier they must always folow the orders of a necromancer.

    Or we could do what the heroes in resident evil did... Get the Incredible Hulk to smash zombies!
     
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    Ugh.

    No, they are not. Physically. Impossible.

    They are biologically impossible, per the definitions of life as it exists on our Earth.
     
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    One word: Guns
     
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    I call him:
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    Well, I don't have any idea, but I guess I'll just stay at home and wait for them as they go infront of my house! LOL! XD
     
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    Zombie Survival Sheet Template. Anyone?
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    I blame my ping!
     
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    Recruit the radical Islamic terrorists! The like to blow themselves up, so no fear of them joining zombie ranks, and readily target large groups. They also have no problem with suicide runs, don't need to be paid/fed/sheltered. Could even serve as the perfect bait, to set traps for non-suicidal non-zombies.

    See? Nothing's all bad...

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  11. Varine

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    Chances are they would just kill you.
     
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    It is said that you can create a black hole using the formula by dividing 0 by 0.
    And it is even more impossible to reverse the process of creating a black hole.
    We can simply divide 0 by 0 and create a black hole, please note that the speed of thinking is faster than the speed of light by a few million times.
    If we travel at the speed of thinking, we will not be affected by the black hole created by us.
    Now, the zombies are doom'd for, even if they are very smart, they will take years to reverse the process of creating a black hole.
    Animals are impossible for them to catch as they must get very close which by then, the animal would have killed them or escaped.
    Thus, homo sapiens sapiens would have achieve victory and survive the apocalypse while again, the mutation of homo sapiens sapiens, zombies, would have starved to death or become vegetarians and start eating plants to survive, and vegetarians are usually friendly.
     
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    It's not dividing 0 by 0, it's just dividing by 0. Although in Calc you can express it as a limit approaching infinity.

    With that aside, how big of a black hole are we talking?
     
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    Big enough to engulf the whole Earth into another universe.
     
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    This how i roll
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    I would be a god....

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    Template. Yo.
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    Missed this from my last post and I know not many people probably care, but a black hole the mass of Earth would be less than two centimeters in diameter. So TECHNICALLY, it might be possible that there is one bouncing around somewhere here and we don't know about it. So in the event we find you should pop and be like "TOLD YOU SO!" Then say something demeaning of science.
     
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    The set.
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  20. GIANT_CRAB

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    You see, clearly, valve, the gaming company, also emphasis that science is useless and only aperture science is good enough to create a black hole, we do not need to find a black hole. "Portal", shows how aperture science is being applied, earning our trust to aperture science.
    If aperture science is able to create 2 portals that is linked together.
    Isn't creating a black hole easier? I mean, anynumber/0 is a simple question when you make use of aperture science.
    Thus,
    zombie < science
    science < aperture science.
    There are also alter ways of defeating zombies, using physics science [you can ask TRD], guns.
    But it isn't a good way as, again, science < aperture science.