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Yo Hive Mama Jokes - v2!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Apheraz Lucent, Mar 17, 2015.

  1. aeman

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    Yo Hive Momma so happy, her home now has been improved
     
  2. San

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    Ur hive mama so lazy, you need JASS scripts to make her Move.
     
  3. Warseeker

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    Ur Hive Mama is lost, She still searching for Hive 1.0
     
  4. San

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    Ur hive mama so fat, people selects Tool Palette in her.
     
  5. DatBoi

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    Yo hive mama so fat, i have to do scale 0.1 in WE to see model
     
  6. gusanomental

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    Yo hive mama so dumb, she joined the Hive to practice beekeeping.
     
  7. San

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    Ur hive mama so toxic, when she cast Tranquil, she causes acid rain
    Ur hive mama wears so much of makeup, casting dispel on her will turn her into a faceless one
     
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  8. aeman

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    Yo Hive Momma thread is dead, there's nobody replying about her
     
  9. San

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    I just did.
     
  10. Mr. Gameplay Knowledge

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    @Ralle ,
    I think that they all talk here about your girl friend or your wife,whatever.
    Because u are basically the father from hive. x,D
     
  11. Edge45

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    Yo hive papa so drunk, he did something on hive mama.
     
  12. aeman

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    Yo hive family so great, people still know them for 7 generation
     
  13. San

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    Your hive mama so huge, she's my entire entry for the tech-tree contest.
     
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  14. TheLordOfChaos201

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    Yo hive mama so greedy, she was caught with her hand in Arthars fathers urns and when asked she said

    "So this isn't a cookie jar?"
     
  15. Bumhunter

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    Yo mama so pasty fat she be looking like Pudge.
     
  16. TheLordOfChaos201

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    Yo hive mama so out of shape, she lags in real life
     
  17. Bumhunter

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    Yo mama so grotesque looking, even abominations cross the road in panic when they see her coming.
     
  18. San

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    Ur hive mama so fat, she collides with your mouse cursor.
     
  19. Alok

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    Your hive mamma so pissy, she leaks every 1 second.
    Your hive mamma so fat, she can't be played on Battle.net.
    Your hive mamma so round, she can't be edgy.
    Your hive mamma so fat, she must eat pepper to be hot.
     
  20. TheLordOfChaos201

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    Yo hive mama so ugly, when you flick to a picture of her your computer says "This image is too ugly, Please downgrade your graphics card"