Why dont female tarens have udders?

[qqluqq]

female cows have one

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Because... they are taurens?? and not cows?? or... because samwise... doesn't like sex... or is gay.... and ... euh.. wtf XD?

 

[Elenai]

You sick bastard! You posted cow porn! Do you not know that an udder is a massive cow tit with four nipples?!

YOU SICKEN ME!

THIS THREAD IS UNCLEAN! PURIFY IT!



lol...jk...

Anyways...it would be hard to make any armour that is wearable if you had an udder between your legs.

 

[LordDz]

Cuz it would make rouges have a critial strike against tauren females all the time...

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Because its a video game and Taurens dont exist. So Blizzard can do what ever the fuck it wants with its cows.

 

[brad.dude03]

It's true. And displaying cow genitals everywhere is not exactly the most attractive thing for your game.

 

[Direfury]

Oh yes, everyone knows every game has it's own porn. Why fuel their fire with official genitals on models?

 

[Kwaliti]

Indeed. I don't want to talk about Druid sex...

 

[Direfury]

Oh, oh! I do!
...Night elves :3

Lol.

 

[~Void~]

Cow titties? I dunno. Why don't female dwarves have beards?

 

[Direfury]

Because, they shave.

Don't ask one if you can watch.

 

[Just_Spectating]

This thread is not bright.

i think Steel_Stallion said it the best.

 

[cheesdude]

Happy?

 

[Just_Spectating]

Very good one. (BURN!)

 

[Kimbo]

Becuase taurens are anthropomorphized cows/bulls.
In other words, they are cows given human features/form not the other way around.

 

[HappyTauren]

'Cause they've got breasts and nipples, which are below the armor and clothing. However, nipples aren't textured into female models cause they are never seen. So, tauren females have anthro breast.

 

[LordDz]

This is basicly like the armors:

Why does the armor on male look like a normal armor but when a female picks up the same, it magically changes to a V shaped one?

 

[Just_Spectating]

A Female Tauren doesnt have utters because its 1/2 human? or something...

 

[~Void~]

Becuase taurens are anthropomorphized cows/bulls.
In other words, they are cows given human features/form not the other way around.

I'd say it's probably a combination of that and the fact that udders would just look retarded and would cause problems seeing as it's a children's game. I don't know, American parents are crazy.

Why does the armor on male look like a normal armor but when a female picks up the same, it magically changes to a V shaped one?

Yeah that is a bit messed up. Female characters should wear armor and have it look like armor and not a metal bikini/stripper suit. If anyone calls me gay for saying that, they are fucking retarded, because you have to be pretty screwed up to want girls in skimpy metal clothing on a video game...

 

[Andreja]

Female characters should wear armor and have it look like armor and not a metal bikini/stripper suit.

Shhhh be happy!

want girls in skimpy metal clothing on a video game...

You know you want to.

Ok now for real.
You guys know that Blizzard likes to model Night Elven boobs etc.Thats why its like that and to satisfy thousands of lifeless nerds that play WoW

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Once a lonely old guy saw a lonely cow standing in the meadow, what happend next was censored.... Anyways, that's how taurens are made...

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Wow the_wand your stories are 20x better than ANYTHING the horrible and shitty blizzard lore can come up with

I'm not being sarcastic either.

BLIZZARD HIRE HIM

 

[Just_Spectating]

... why so serious?

 

[Huurka]

This is basicly like the armors:

Why does the armor on male look like a normal armor but when a female picks up the same, it magically changes to a V shaped one?

Carapace of Tuten'kash - Item - World of Warcraft

Perfect example.

 

[Just_Spectating]

they make it like that because female players want to look sexy. not male.

 

[Gilles]

they make it like that because guys playing female players want to look sexy. not male.

Fixed.

 

[HappyTauren]

Owned.

 

[LiOneSS]

Udders would be just disgusting xP then draenei females should have blued udders too xD