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Why dont female tarens have udders?

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female cows have one
 
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You sick bastard! You posted cow porn! Do you not know that an udder is a massive cow tit with four nipples?!

YOU SICKEN ME!

THIS THREAD IS UNCLEAN! PURIFY IT!



lol...jk...

Anyways...it would be hard to make any armour that is wearable if you had an udder between your legs.
 
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Becuase taurens are anthropomorphized cows/bulls.
In other words, they are cows given human features/form not the other way around.

I'd say it's probably a combination of that and the fact that udders would just look retarded and would cause problems seeing as it's a children's game. I don't know, American parents are crazy.

Why does the armor on male look like a normal armor but when a female picks up the same, it magically changes to a V shaped one? ;)

Yeah that is a bit messed up. Female characters should wear armor and have it look like armor and not a metal bikini/stripper suit. If anyone calls me gay for saying that, they are fucking retarded, because you have to be pretty screwed up to want girls in skimpy metal clothing on a video game...
 
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Female characters should wear armor and have it look like armor and not a metal bikini/stripper suit.

Shhhh be happy!

want girls in skimpy metal clothing on a video game...

You know you want to.

Ok now for real.
You guys know that Blizzard likes to model Night Elven boobs etc.Thats why its like that and to satisfy thousands of lifeless nerds that play WoW
 
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