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Warcraft III adult-rated maps?

Discussion in 'Warcraft Discussion' started by Zwiebelchen, Dec 4, 2014.

  1. trolman

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    Unless they are like campaign loadscreen model quality OK, otherwise this idea belongs in the trash. War3 engine is like a gazilion years old anyways.
     
  2. N.Knight

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    Hope this is not a necropost. All adult rated stuff is not porn. Nudity is not porn, although some pervs will disagree. I will be more interested in seeing tastefully done adult situations rather than seeing a set of polygons acting the whole thing out. eg: New Reno in fallout 2 and the text based sex scene with bishop's wife. that was tastefully done. But not everyone is Chris Avellone.

    my own project (link in sig, mind you though, very little to show yet, in terms of screenshots) is a srpg which will include a few such scenes and some amount of nudity. But its all part of the story, nothing done for the fap...err...heck of it.
    Fans of adult stuff in maps will be pleased.
     
  3. Kakerate

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    I'm surprised a post like this exists on The Hive Workshop :eek:
     
  4. Mechanical Man

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    http://www.epicwar.com/maps/190730/

    This map may have dicks in it, notorious geniune Bartosz Walaszek gay polish porn Poland is most famous for. I believe it was done by the gayest user on hive, Kofi_Banan.
     
  5. trolman

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    I got attack and killed by a large group of male genetalia with swords.

    5/5 made me gay :thumbs_up:
     
  6. Zaramorus

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    Wow what has happened to people. People trying to find porn on warcraft. This is just weird. If you want porn go to piratebay and watch those ads. Anyway its actually easy to spot porn downloaders on Warcraft 3. Sometimes when i play Titan Land for some people it takes like 300-400 seconds to load the goddamn map so they surely watching porn or something and also i once saw some dude who got kicked for having 2671 ping XD.
     
  7. A Void

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    thats not porn, that's bad internet connection. Did you truly think people are watching porn? Childish myth.
     
  8. Quilnez

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    I saw a map named "Kodo Sex" :D
     
  9. Zaramorus

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    Well, but why are their internet connections the worst? There are some possibilities like:
    They watching pornhub
    They live in Africa
    or they just downloading like 10 torrents at the same time.
     
  10. gorillabull

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    there are a ton really ive only played two: island of erotic pleasures and some hentai shit
     
  11. VeljkoM

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    In the name of all people with bad internet connection and outdated PC I curse you sir. Or you know people that share internet between several pcs.

    Also wow, seriously this topic still lives?
     
  12. Heinvers

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    That's one of the worst possible arguments ever to be heard around.

    Stupid threads always catch and maintain attention despite being a bit silly.
     
  13. trolman

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    gib links, i wanna see how baldy its executed
     
  14. Karassu

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    I can add dirty animations to default or custom WC3 models,
    and then reanimate some other models to serve as attachments that will jump into your hero. Yeah!
     
  15. Zaramorus

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    Worst argument? Well what would be better? That they have bad computer. Yeah fucking right. I have a shitty internet and crappy laptop and my usual loading time is about 66 seconds. Hell ive even downloaded a torrent and even then my warcraft 3 maps aint loading like 400 seconds. So i doubt that they just have crappy computers or just slow internet.
     
  16. VeljkoM

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    Soo it is more logical that they all are watching porn and that porn slows down everything, but idea that they have worse pc than you, worse connection and live anywhere from South America to South-East Asia could not possibly be an issue?

    Wow suddenly this porn topic seems more interesting. Karrssu make it now!
     
  17. Karassu

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    Lol it's not allowed in the Hive to post such content.
    And I don't wanna degrade some Night Elf made of pixel cells.
     
  18. VeljkoM

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