Warcraft 3 unit quotes! :P

[haxel96]

Hehe, i was playing with world editor. And i found out that the Shade say: "I ain't got no body."
I laughed and started looking for more fun quotes. I found some on Blood Mage:

Quote

(Blood Mage Hi, my name is roy, I'm a magic addict. (Group Hi roy!

and

Quote

My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people’s blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not.

(I didn't find the last one fully alone, i heard it and i searched google to get the whole quote)
Post more fun quotes here

 

[Laserdude]

I will tell some quotes I find funny, since they actually refer to cheats inside the game:
Necromancer: I see un-dead people.
Ok, it was not really a cheat, but close
Child: Who's your daddy?

 

[haxel96]

Found another one

Quote

Crouch tiger! I sense a hidden dragon.

HIDDEN

Dragon

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

there is a lot of them, open WE, under sound editor, listen to them all. the pissed soundset are the funny ones.

 

[Miss_Foxy]

There's actually a thread in the Warcraft Discussion Forums about guessing the different quotes, if guessed correctly, you'll get to select the next batch of them, you'll just have to check that link out: Warcraft III Quotes Thread

 

[Laserdude]

Also, there is a map based on unit quotes called "The Weakest Link".
I would not call the map that, since the original quiz features questions, not sound, but, that is the map name.

 

[TheWarchief]

Actually the necromancers "cheat hint" is a parody of the orc farseer whose first pissed quote is "I see dead people"

I thought one of the Goblin alchemist quotes was very fun: "What do you wanna be when you blow up?"
Or: "No shaked not... *explosion*"
Also check the Spirit Walker (tauren caster) awesome quote:
Yes, the spirits a talking to me... (burb)
Oh yes they are coming in clearly... (burb)
Ahh now they are forming into a gasial material... (burb)
I can actually see them now. (burb)
The spirts are very powerful today.

 

[-Berz-]

"The grounds shall be red with blood"
"ïts a cook book, a cook book!!!"
"see that rock, that's my pillow"

 

[Skycraft]

Shouldn't this be in the Warcraft Discussion section?

 

[Laserdude]

Shouldn't this be in the Warcraft Discussion section?

In my opinion, it is pretty off-topic, but, that is just my opinion.

 

[MortAr]

http://www.wowwiki.com/Quotes_of_Warcraft_III

 

[GhostThruster]

'I said a bow string, not a G str.... never mind'.

 

[Wazzz]

'Do you have any idea who I'm sleeping with? My own mother!!'

 

[Deolrin]

It's a cookbook, A COOKBOOK!

Best quote ever.

 

[The_Swamp_Warrior]

we come in piece-es!

 

[Super-Sheep]

Wat yo meen tat wat kind of accent is tis? Its a trooll accent!

 

[MrStormyZ]

"For the last time I am a DreadLord not a Drug Lord!"

"I hate working with these people!"

 

[Orcnet]

Priceless Quotes!

"My hoof and your ass have an appointment."

visualize the diorama of this quote LMAO!

"Humans! They think they know everything!"

a quote from the disney movie "My Little Mermaid"

"I'm going for an even bigger role in the Expansion pack!"

it was a spoiler quote! notice the big difference of the unit and also playable for the melee maps, and guess what, he actually had a big role, on the cinematic scene of the TFT undead campaign.

and the best of them all is about that "Darkness" dude, there was a story on each quote look closely!

phone rings; "Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number."

"Who is this 'darkness' anyway?"

"Darkness… needs to get DSL. His line is always busy."

"Darkness called… But I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69-Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled "Pick up the phone, Darkness!," but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls."

 

[Adiktuz]

"I ebb and flow"

 

[Marc Mamales]

"Mexico"

 

[Deolrin]

Adikutz, isn't it "By ebb and flow"?
And Marc... wat

 

[Vunjo]

yeah, it is By ebb and flow

 

[Sky Green]

phone rings...*Hello. I have told you already I am a DreadLord not a DrugLord!

 

[xDeathKnightx]

Funny Orc Quotes

Tauren Cheiftan:
"Hey, Pass the Puff Pipe"
"Hey, Puff, Puff give. That's the rule"
"Only Two things come from Texas, and I've got horns!"
Tauren:
"Got Milk?"
Spirit Walker:
"My Hoof and your Ass have an appointment.."
Shadow Hunter:
"Ohh, baby!"
"Look at meh I'm happy"
BladeMaster:
"Wassssappenin!"
"Twin Blade Action! For clean close shave, every time."
Hellscream:
"I can see cleearly now, the rain has gone.."

 

[The_Swamp_Warrior]

Actually the necromancers "cheat hint" is a parody of the orc farseer whose first pissed quote is "I see dead people"

I thought one of the Goblin alchemist quotes was very fun: "What do you wanna be when you blow up?"
Or: "No shaked not... *explosion*"
Also check the Spirit Walker (tauren caster) awesome quote:
Yes, the spirits a talking to me... (burb)
Oh yes they are coming in clearly... (burb)
Ahh now they are forming into a gasial material... (burb)
I can actually see them now. (burb)
The spirts are very powerful today.

im pretty sure the burps are farts

 

[Grey Nightmare]

Ugh, what's that smell? ... BAD DOG!

 

[xDeathKnightx]

Ugh, what's that smell? ... BAD DOG!

Lol beast rider, for The win!

im pretty sure the burps are farts

Indeed i think they are too

 

[Bloodbath]

MY favourate quotes

Cryptlord: ''And they said Blizzard Games dont have Bugs??????????''

DreadLord : ''Dis is not ah Drres its ah Stan Darrd DrrredLorrd YuniPorm''(mexican accent)

Lich: ''I heard that banshees are real screamer''

Ghoul : ''No guts no glory''

Shade : ''AAAAAHHHHYY got aint no body.....'' LOL
Wyvern Rider ; ''Look up in the sky!!....its not a bird..its not a plane ITS ME....!''

Grunt : ''its not easy being green''





ROFL

 

[Deolrin]

The Dreadlord has a Russian accent, not a Mexican accent. :/

 

[Bloodbath]

Oh sorry bout that.. i dont know