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Twist a Wish

Discussion in 'Something Else' started by cal823, May 3, 2007.

  1. Gizmo III

    Gizmo III

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    Granted. But you ended up becoming a maniac, and in the bitter end take your own life..

    I wish I finished some of my wc3 projects
     
  2. The_wand_mirror

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    Granted. You finished your project but a model you imported corrupted the whole map and made it unable to open :p

    (Btw i would never take my own life because i think its weak :p!!!!)

    I wish i had a harem with only nice girls
     
  3. demonsofdante

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    Granted. But they're all hideously ugly and have more body hair than you. They're also nymphomaniacs and dont let you leave the harem.


    I wish i had a turkey
     
  4. Teh_Ephy

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    Granted: you have the turkey, but it's the ugliest turkey you've ever seen in your life. It appears to have been decomposing for several weeks, but has managed to stay alive in the process. Maybe it's just really ugly? Too bad that doesn't explain the maggots.

    I wish somebody would twist/deform my wish in a happy way
     
  5. Gizmo III

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    Granted. Your wish has been twisted a happy way. I think..

    I wish I was better at drawing
     
  6. Denu

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    Granted but you cut your ear off and everyone hates you until you die.

    I wish there was a point to this :D
     
  7. Gizmo III

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    Granted, but the point was too enourmosly complicated, that you could not get it, and in the end would stop finding it. Doing this would cause a nervouys breakdown, and you would end on a home for phycopats.. eeeh :)

    I wish I had a wish I could post
     
  8. Teh_Ephy

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    Granted: you have a wish you can post, but you don't post it because it's so absurdly stupid you would be flamed off of The Hive Workshop.

    I wish i could control time without accidentally destroying anything.
     
  9. cal823

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    granted, but the one you love dies, and whenever you try to change it, the universe finds another way to kill him/her, because she/he was meant to die, and the universe doesnt like being screwed with.

    i wish i had a thousand monkeys writing a bestseller in my name on typewriters.
     
  10. Technomancer

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    Granted, but they spell your name wrong, and some homeless guy gets the credit.

    I wish I had an anti-piano.
     
  11. Sacrimo

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    Granted:the Anti piano turns into a regular piano because there is no such thing as a anti piano, and it eats you like chicken.

    I want Paris Hilton to go to a public jail so she can get raped. (sorry had to say that, she made a evil lecture to Italians and im laughing at her right now)
     
  12. Gizmo III

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    Granted! She went to a public jail, she got raped, but when she got out she heard of your wish, and you got a sentence for lifetime.

    I wish Epic Movie wasn't so extremely bad as it is :p
     
  13. iristle

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    Granted, but the sequel turned out to be so bad that when you watched it you crapped your pants.
     
  14. demonsofdante

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    I wish the last person had actually amde a wish :(
     
  15. Mikentosh

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    Granted. But I cannot give out rep so..

    I wish I could type in a language nobody would understand.

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    OWNED!
     
  16. iristle

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    Granted, but you can't understand the language yourself.

    I wish everybody except me would be dumb and I'd be the smartest in the world.

    (I forgot to wish in my last post ¬¬)
     
  17. Teh_Ephy

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    Granted: You are the only smart person in the world, but now you have absolutely nobody to have intelligent conversations with. You also need to explain everything to everybody about whatever they try to do, no matter how many times they have done or tried to do it before.

    I wish I had a pet dragon that would only hurt/kill/eat people i wanted it to, and wouldn't do so to anybody. I also wish that nobody else's pet dragon would be cooler.
     
  18. Sacrimo

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    Granted: but my dragon sig is cooler then your pet dragon so he ate your pet dragon.

    I wish I had infinite money. I could just think of money and it would be right in my hands:)
     
  19. Mikentosh

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    Granted. You have an unlimited supply of monopoly money.

    I wish my map that I'm making won't suck.
     
  20. Chaos Overlord

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    Granted: Your map is the best map ever made. It just happens that your Hardrive crashes and your parents run over all your backup discs with the lawn mower five minutes after you save the final version.

    I wish I ruled the world.