The best hand-out for trick-or-treaters?

[Swazi Spring]

Candy is overrated, it's much better to give our youth the gift of knowledge. What would be the best thing you could hand out to trick-or-treaters on Halloween?

 

[Ironside]

No, because no.

 

[PROXY]

^

No, just no.

 

[trolman]

I just stab them with my rusty knife, dont know what you're talking about.

 

[Celaquil]

I trick em' into treating each other like monsters.
- Then I phone the nearest mental-institution.

Wait, we're supposed to be nice to these candy-thif-ing, private-property harassing ilk?
- Bitch, please.