Somebody tells you to kill yourself, What do you do???

[NoNZealot]

Well if you want a salvation say " Well then I'm gonna kill myself, be right back " and run away from the house to get some timed bombs. If you don't know that person, then track. When you reach that persons house with the timed bombs set them on the building and set the timer to 1 minute. Then run away!

 

[The Dark Wizard]

If some one told me to kill my self..........id tell them to F off.

 

[HappyTauren]

"Hey, go jump off that cliff, then tell me if it's high enough to kill yourself by falling."

"It is, I tried."

 

[The Dark Wizard]

Heh i like the cliff comment.

 

[Herman]

"It is, I tried."

Now go do as I say!

 

[Fulla]

To the thread title:

You kill him instead.

 

[ArcticInferno]

I would say lets do it together but you go first. I wanna cover your back.

 

[Hakeem]

"Why? Are you into Necrophilia?"

 

[Steel_Stallion]

"Why? Are you into Necrophilia?"

Lol good one. .

 

[Belgarath]

'I'll eat myself to death - gimme your money'

 

[ArcticInferno]

"Why? Are you into Necrophilia?"

LOL that was really funny!

 

[mato2]

i'd probably go:
" I would, but your mother/sister would miss me too much, i can't leave them behind"

 

[Neme]

I think that i will use the ability of the peasent in "Are you a retard?" cut my wrist off.I always wanted to use that ability so this will be my ocassion.

 

[ThePanda]

I think that i will use the ability of the peasent in "Are you a retard?" cut my wrist off.I always wanted to use that ability so this will be my ocassion.

y and you want to be a retard too

 

[-Berz-]

"I'm already dead" I was killed by a bus, when i was about 8. xD

 

[I)eath2u4me]

Just play chicken with him, and when your driving towards the cliff, slow down, pull up behind him, and ram him off.