Shocking Adventure: Ultimate Mastership of Hackers

[I34w90_238j]

I've just played that "game" (see the post's date) on Azeroth US East. My dad and elder brother were watching how I play, so I was a bit confused.

Please post your opinion about what happened below.

I played on bnet and saw a game called "UTHER PARTAAAAAY", I joined there. Here's what I was seeing while in lobby: blue and red slots were always open, autorefresh (or something hacking) spammed the whole chat to the end, so I couldn't see who is the game creator. There were 3 more people joined, but many people were joining and leaving very fast-fast and rapidly. Like the speed bar in Need for Speed or some race game lol. So I went to slot 1 by my own will. Right after I went there, the game started; the counthdown was saying: ..... "The game starts in 5 seconds...". Then it said: "The game starts in 4 seconds..."; and etc. Note: there was no host in the lobby, perhaps he changed his name to "|cffffffffOpen|r"

Err, the game was loading for very long time (I think it was downloading a map with pictures, however: of low quality). Alright, we started, it showed a uther-party movie, then it ran game with sheep and grass: there were an average number of wolves, but when everyone started going to pass the wolves, they gone right into us! Only one sheep remained, but it suddenly disappeared. Someone said: "oo, hacjer" (yeah, hacjer), I scrolled camera to the top and saw a sheep there holding item grass, that he has to deliver back. Well, the sheep disappeared again and the game ended. I disliked that very much, I accidentally pressed F11 instead of F10 to exit. Anyway, the window appeared and instantly vanished. I pressed F10, the window vanished again. I pressed rapidly the F keys, but all windows that were appearing were getting vanishing. Alt+F4 - doesn't work too. I said to my dad and bro: "well, perhaps I'd get playing and not to leave". The next mini-game was: Kill 10 cryptfiends. All ppl started killing crypt fiends with mountain kings.

And suddenly ... (I had my sound turned off, perhaps that was good) *BOOOM!!!*

Porn slideshow.. I can describe the pic if you want: a guy or whatever that is white and has two legs with hands inside its ass, and ass'es hole (thanks to lingvo - "anus") is very broad, like black hole (more red). I got scared, my elder brother looked at my screen and opened his mouth. Dad smiled, I ran away from the screen and told dad that I wasn't hosting that, but some hacker did. Well, dad waited for the last picture to appear, and then entered Task Manager and shut the war3 process like a fly. After that we all were at blizzard.net forums reading protocol/rules.

We haven't found any map of 7th July at all lol. If all hackers (I'm sure they were just experienced map makers) join into one force, there will be nothing left of blizzard (fits huurka's revenge plans). Also see: http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/682519-post34.html

Admins: are you able to make something like that? It's quite easy, I understand it whole, except the thing with vanishing the F windows, so no one call leave the game and is forced to watch pornography.

2, Admins: how to repost this to blizzard in decent way.

Blizzard: watch the games that are created, PlEAsE!

~Thanks for attention. Well, what do you think? I think this: "That's a completely immoral actions that spreads offensive material and forces innocent little children watching pornography slideshows!!"

 

[The_wand_mirror]

1 - Why didn't you turn of the pc if you wanted to leave and it didn't work
2 - Your dad smiled? Wtf?
3 - You could've already noticed something strange with joining it

 

[Masiah]

I suppose they managed to get into your computer because:
a) Your firewall wasn't on.
b) Your antivirus can't detect external invasion.
c) Your antivirus is so weak that can be easily beaten.
Anyways, if they accesed your computer (not only your game) it can be considered a legal offence: try and find any possible spyers, trojans or any other kind of harmful programs that could have entered through that game and aisle them; there is a chance that these hackers could be tracked through them.

 

[HappyTauren]

Dude, you saw GOATSE. YUCK, that has to be the most terrible thing I was ever tricked to see. But anyway, this is REALLY odd 0,o

 

[brad.dude03]

Lul, GOATSE'd Uther Party. It's no hacker. It's a really easy trick actually. Anyone could do it, and sadly, those incredibly bored little children sometimes do.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

GOATSE? Goat Sex?

 

[frostwhisper]

Prevention from leaving the game can be achieved through the use of triggers. So yeah, most map makers who have knowledge in JASS should be able to do this.

 

[Tyranid]

G.O.A.T.S.E=Guy Opening Ass To Show Everyone
or something along those lines.

Anyways, that must have sucked alot, althought your dad just smiling confused me.

 

[Squiggy]

Dude i want that map D:

 

[I34w90_238j]

Look at the thread's title: you expected to read something interesting, smth. what you would enjoy. And instead you appear to be reading some kind of weird crap - you read a story about my unexpected meet with incredible/horrible miss pornography and hazed mad rule-violation. I experienced the same thing in situation fully (except that when I clicked any of units that are not mine, they instantly deselected and I was finding my unit selected) described in the first post (FP) (Thread Starter/Creator will be TS/TC).

I suppose they managed to get into your computer because:
a) Your firewall wasn't on.
b) Your antivirus can't detect external invasion.
c) Your antivirus is so weak that can be easily beaten.
Anyways, if they accesed your computer (not only your game) it can be considered a legal offence: try and find any possible spyers, trojans or any other kind of harmful programs that could have entered through that game and aisle them; there is a chance that these hackers could be tracked through them.

Very possible. Just open your map with C++ and add a virus in it.

[Off-Topic] Lol, no one here is online... my note was not very emergent.

EDIT: And what the **ll is GOATSE ? I guess the letter "O" would mean "offensive", and the letter "S" would be "**xual". Letter "G" might mean "grieving" or "great" or may be.. "gorgeful"?

 

[frostwhisper]

G.O.A.T.S.E=Guy Opening Ass To Show Everyone
or something along those lines.

Hmm...

 

[Masiah]

Very possible. Just open your map with C++ and add a virus in it.

Sweet sarcasm... But still, watch out. Maybe it's just my luck, but I've had viruses entering my computer during my life through every little hole D:. My actual record is 135 viruses simultaneously in one PC. And somehow I managed to purge them all!

 

[Squiggy]

Sweet sarcasm... But still, watch out. Maybe it's just my luck, but I've had viruses entering my computer during my life through every little hole D:. My actual record is 135 viruses simultaneously in one PC. And somehow I managed to purge them all!

i encountered 215 viruses on my pc.. crappy kaz** back in those days..

 

[Mecheon]

Very possible. Just open your map with C++ and add a virus in it.

VIRUSES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Viruses need to be executed. You CANNOT make a WC3 map that puts a virus on your computer. Obviously, someone put the Goatse pictures in the aforementioned map, and did the trigger sequence to activate it. And the person has the map, so if he figured out how to do the invisible host thing, he could do the same to someone else for laughs. Of course, they're bad laughs. Good ones come from building endless supplies of towers near the fountains on Highpearch, I think it's called

And obviously, the original poster's father is familiar with the Internet and just had to smile when his kid got his first Goatse. It's like hitting puberty on the Internet. No longer will you be an innocent young child, now you are an embittered old man

 

[The Last Istari]

And obviously, the original poster's father is familiar with the Internet and just had to smile when his kid got his first Goatse. It's like hitting puberty on the Internet. No longer will you be an innocent young child, now you are an embittered old man

Never been Goatse'd. And I'm still quite bitter.

 

[I34w90_238j]

Never been Goatse'd. And I'm still quite bitter.

Getting Goatse'd will help you out.
Goatse was affecting me only for some 20 minutes, because of the shame that battle.net has whole gone mad, and my father will now allow me play warcraft more rarely

As I said before, I seethe with hate to everything pornographic. But anyway, I got experience on leaving war3 games using Task Manager:
-Press Ctrl+Alt+Del
-Go for sweet cookie
-Sort processes by memory required
-Find process named war3.exe and shut it