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Seems like I won't have long

Discussion in 'Something Else' started by HappyTauren, Feb 5, 2018.

  1. HappyTauren

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    I would like to use this occasion to talk to people whom I might not get to talk to anymore, as the situation is very dire.

    After visiting the clinic at @Kwaliti they've found me to be infected with a rare strain of Naruto Spelpox.

    Namely, after playing a broken Warcraft III map with portraitless naruto-themed models, awful terrain, stock and broken spells, stupid OP items and generally terrible design, I seem to have come down with a fever, then coughing, vomiting and hallucinations. While Kwaliti played alongside me, he didn't get infected since his immune system is much tougher than mine.

    According to the doctor, though, I don't have long to live, and I was told to spend my last days in the circle of friends and family. Since my family gave up on me for being a "fucking retard weeb", and I have no friends, I have nobody else to turn but you - THW community - to make my last days at least somewhat - pleasant ones.

    Thanks in advance, this means so much to me, I love you all.
     
    Last edited: Feb 5, 2018
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    fucking retard weeb
     
  3. Kwaliti

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    Please refrain from mentioning Naruto in the vicinity of HT, lest the symptoms exacerbate. Thank you.
     
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    Geez and I was about to give all my body to you :(
    Who will keep me warm at night now?!

    NOOOOOOOO! :)
     
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    We shall drink and honor HT for he faced the more dire terrors that others would have run away from.

    I raise my glass in your name, HT. Until we meet again on the other side.
     
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    Naruto is not sexually transmitted.
     
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    I don't want to risk it :(

    There is that saying in my country - when you're in a wooden church and a stone falls on one's head, it's going to be me. <- I'm this guy.
     
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    This is, from my perspective, as dumb as drying yourself after a shower in a giant microwave. Enjoy your Darwin award weeb scum.
     
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    Condolences.
     
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    Darn, just when I was getting to know you...

    welp no point in letting this set back get to me

    Hey HT, want to read my Naruto fan fiction?

    it is 1668 pages long, and only 4 people have ever reviewed it. it has 30 000 reads though so that just shows how great it is:D
     
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    I'm honored to have met such a wonderful Turk as yourself, HT.
     
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    If negative + negative = positve

    Maybe you need some more naruto spellpax to get well.
     
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    Nothing is lost, everything gets from a form to another as it is energy.
     
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    hello i'm selling a four-burner semi-new gas cooker £55 in great condition has small scratches on the side if interested please contact me
     
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    negative * negative = positive ;)
     
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    Ally explains

    [​IMG]


    Ally can be naughty or nice. So Ally's parents have said

    "If you are nice we will add 3 points (+3).
    If you are naughty, we take away 3 points (−3).
    When you reach 30 Points you get a toy."




    Ally starts the day with 9 Points: 9
    Ally's Mom discovers spilt milk: 9 − 3 = 6
    Then Dad confesses he spilt the milk and writes "undo".

    How do we "undo" a minus 3?
    We add 3 back again!


    So Mom calculates: 6 − (−3) = 6 + 3 = 9
    [​IMG]

    So when we subtract a negative, we gain points
    (i.e. the same as adding points).