Poetry thread.

[Angry_Bovine]

Your insults are trivial,
your poems weak,
Jeez take a break,
before you begin to weep.

No poets in the hive you say?
No poets in the hive you say?!
You statement,
just proved wrong.

For way to shoot yourself in the back,
it's a shame you missed your arse crack.

I believe you will weep from my horrible poetry.

But good god, you make no sense for half of this.

 

[Ash]

I believe you will weep from my horrible poetry.

But good god, you make no sense for half of this.

Only words can describe my joy,
to see you quiver like a boy.

Go read into poe-tree,
before you mock yourself, galilee.

 

[Angry_Bovine]

Only words can describe my joy,
to see you quiver like a boy.

Go read into poe-tree,
before you mock yourself, galilee.

Don't you mean how your words can't describe your joy? Cause I'm not feeling it. Gotta put some more emotion in there.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Little Red Riding Hood was hopping on the road,
One day she found a little toad.

"Kiss me", said the little toad on the road,
"Why", she asked on the road to the toad.
"I am a Prince, Prince of Little Pigs", said he returned to say,
"Please kiss me to the form I was on this sad day".

So the Little Red Riding Hood kissed him on the icky mouth.
And he cried of happiness and shout out.

But the toad on the road didn't changed to the Prince of Pigs.
He instead changed to something with fur and teeth,
that makes even the bravest of them all screech.

So she panted and cried
And a painfull death she died.

 

[Ash]

Don't you mean how your words can't describe your joy? Cause I'm not feeling it. Gotta put some more emotion in there.

You're out, just face it.

Oh, and leave my thread before you sage it some more, too.

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/groups/~+poets+++hive+~/

 

[Angry_Bovine]

You're out, just face it.

Oh, and leave my thread before you sage it some more, too.

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/groups/~+poets+++hive+~/

I can sage threads?

 

[Ash]

Some would say I'm funny,
Others would say I'm the champ,

Some would say I'm a dick head,
But those guys are totally camp.

 

[frostwhisper]

Not much of a poem but it's qft.

 

[Ash]

It is, you've just got to say it with rhythm

Poems don't have to rhyme, damn it!

 

[StasMaN]

I go for mine,
I've got to shine

 

[Ash]

It's my time,
I've gotta shine.

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Sounds a tad bit more apt, in my opinion

 

[Rao Dao Zao]

It's true,
That poems don't have to rhyme.
So don't be blue,
Your poetry is quite fine.

 

[frostwhisper]

Better than Stasses.
His smells like my gasses.

 

[StasMaN]

Frostwhisper's annoying
I know where this is going
You want me to start flaming
And lose rep like a lamer

Well sorry my dear friend
But I have hurt my hand
And I can not type quickly
Seeing you makes me sickly

 

[Ash]

Statsman,
Statsman,
Hold my hats-man.

I can't see,
how frostie be,
anything but legitimate.

Your rhymes aren't great,
they increase the deathrate,
stop it, brain-case,
Or I'll be forced to clorate,
your face.

 

[Gausslander]

Stasman,
what a spasman.

Your plan is to annoy,
which you seem to enjoy.

You make me insane,
I feel your pain,
Legitimately speaking,
you annoy me just by breathing.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Stop stealing phrases from rap songs Stasman (KANYE WEST)

 

[StasMaN]

Statsman,
Statsman,
Hold my hats-man.

I can't see,
how frostie be,
anything but legitimate.

Your rhymes aren't great,
they increase the deathrate,
stop it, brain-case,
Or I'll be forced to clorate,
your face.

Ash, please stop crying
Yes, people are dieing
But the reason's not my rhyming
It is the bad doctor's timing

Scyth-Master please forgive me
I didn't know you're such a kirby
If you hate my rhymes so much
Ask for help Starsky & Hutch

 

[Septimus]

Troll is fun,
So does flamming,
Do it again,
And you might have to paid,

Be nice to other,
The other would be nice,
Killing one another,
Is not the way it should be,

Keep the thread healthy,
Keep the trouble away,
And hopefully peace would came.

 

[Ash]

Troll is fun,
So does flamming,
Do it again,
And you might have to paid,

Be nice to other,
The other would be nice,
Killing one another,
Is not the way it should be,

Keep the thread healthy,
Keep the trouble away,
And hopefully peace would came.

In the wise words of the Japanese,
Their Haiku's are so true,
You sir, are a strange man.

 

[Zombie]

I can't beleive this thread still exists
Even tough, it's on some blacklists
Flaming trolling, everywhere
Turning the hive into warfare

Let the fighting cease
Let there be world peace
Stop dumping litter in the seas
Disarm all the world's armies
Convert yourself to hippies
Enjoy the world's natural beauties!

Dump the comp into the ditches
Go to a bar and enjoy the ...WORLD PEACE!!!

 

[Steel_Stallion]

zombie stop kissing ass for rep
It makes me LOL off my head

And then you'll go to jail for killing me and marry someone,

Named Fred.

 

[Ash]

These rhymes are gay,
go away.

 

[nastyboy_44]

Quoted For Truth
Those rhymes sucks my foot

 

[Ash]

You're only proving my point,
Go smoke a joint.

Your rhymes make no sense,
are you dense?

 

[Samuraid]

Fin .