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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by ben_xuereb, Oct 8, 2005.

  1. Ramza

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    ok 8)

    =heal jaguar hurt sheep=

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 8
    Jaguar - 12
    Puma - 12
    Wolf - 10
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 15
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 5
    Horse - 10
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 12
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 7
     
  2. Kuhneghetz

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    The non agression treaties are accepted. I will spare your sheeps life (until further noticed) since they can be cuddled too. And even tamed Pumas.

    Fireballs the Wolves (those cat killers)
    Restoration waves on the Pumas (one of the coolest wild cats)


    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 8
    Jaguar - 12
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 9
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 15
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 5
    Horse - 10
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 12
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 7
     
  3. Matt540 sheep god!

    Matt540 sheep god!

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    Die wolves die!

    Then maybe you can heal my sheeps a little since they are the weakest of the animals? (other than camels)

    And like you, i am at war with wolves to.. raiju and ramza can wait. DEATH TO ALL WHO APPOSE THE HERD!!

    *grows super big, stomps on king ryan and wolves*
    *divinity protects sheep and Dan van Ohllus*

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 8
    Jaguar - 12
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 8
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 15
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 5
    Horse - 10
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 12
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 8
     
  4. Kuhneghetz

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    Re: Die wolves die!

    I can aid you againts the wolves. But for the war against the Jaguars, I'll become neutral.
     
  5. Ramza

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    All not hail the sheep

    Hurt sheep
    Heal Gorillas

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 8
    Jaguar - 12
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 8
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 15
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 5
    Horse - 10
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 13
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 7
     
  6. Matt540 sheep god!

    Matt540 sheep god!

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    Letters to raiju and ramza

    *Sheep delivers letter to Raiju and Ramza on a clean sheet of paper similar to what Dan recieved*

    Raijus Letter

    Dear Raiju:

    Actually, i didnt want war: i wanted to slay jaguars. I didnt realize you liked them, so i didnt see a problem. My problem declaring war with you: I aided you with mok'nathals and aided you with killing mountain giants and golems. I even saved the killinjg blow of the golem for you (I hate people who just say kill *insert race here* instead of climatic attacks or deaths like me and dan do). To me, you just betrayed the sheep empire, and from our peace treaty with cats, we wont stand for this. We didn't want war, but you forced it upon us.

    -Matt540, sheep god
    General of sheeps


    Ramza's letter


    Dear Ramza:
    Personally, I only was focused on Jaguars...not gorillas. No offence, but I really dont care much for your gorillas. We never even were close to our eyes sighted on gorrillas. We where going to go, as written:

    Jaguars
    Horse
    Camel
    Llama
    Elephant
    Snake
    Rhino
    Monkey
    Panther
    (Random from there out)

    You would have been one of the last we fight, when it would be last 2 standing. I have my eyes set on wolves, so I really am not targeting your apes. You werent even on my "get rid of" list. Seems you have been placed near the top for declaring war though.

    -Matt540, sheep god
    General of sheeps

    *waits for replys*

    *edit at 9:22*

    Sry, but I have to go to bed now...I need to get off
    so im posting my post that should be a while later now. Cya all later.

    heal sheep
    Hurt Wolves

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 8
    Jaguar - 12
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 7
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 15
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 5
    Horse - 10
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 13
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 8

    Dont forget: you made an exception to ramza like this before. I got to go to bed to. Sorry all. *logs out*
     
  7. Xeridanus

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    I hate deplomacy...

    *gets a twitch in one eye while staring at the sword mounted on the wall... grabs the sword, calls out in an uninterpretable garble of words and runs towards the nearest exit...*

    Hurt Wolf
    Heal Tiger

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 8
    Jaguar - 12
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 6
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 16
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 5
    Horse - 10
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 13
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 8

    Camel's are boring.
     
  8. Raiju

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    =heal jaguar and hurt sheep=

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 8
    Jaguar - 13
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 6
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 16
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 5
    Horse - 10
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 13
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 7

    Sheepie, Jaguars are the symbol of México...

    hey, why the lupine freaks? i thought it was going to be either the camels or the sheeps to fall...
     
  9. Xeridanus

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    Well actually, it's cos I didn't want to give an easy way out of exticntion, if the camels got down to 1 or 2, either side could just attack them to reset the healths. I figured that 5 would be a safe level.


    One of you must go. :twisted:
     
  10. Ramza

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    hmm... thats also not the reason i was attacking ur sheep, i actually dunno the reason anymore :?
    but i wont let the wolves die, they r cooler then sheep :)

    =Heal Wolf and Hurt Lizard=

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 7
    Jaguar - 13
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 7
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 16
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 5
    Horse - 10
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 13
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 7
     
  11. Raiju

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    i dont want the wolves to die either :wink:

    =heal wolf and hurt sheep=

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 7
    Jaguar - 13
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 8
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 16
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 5
    Horse - 10
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 13
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 6
     
  12. Matt540 sheep god!

    Matt540 sheep god!

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    War game

    Because I hurt a jaguar not knowing you liked them...

    ...Very well then. You are declared a traitor to the sheep empire, your head shall belong to the cats, your bones to the sheep. Come, do your worst! Let it be my blow that finishes you!

    *Divinity Surronds the sheep and Dan for extra protection*
    *A earthquake creates a landslide, dealing 1 damage to wolves (Dam how did they get away!?)


    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 7
    Jaguar - 13
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 7
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 16
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 5
    Horse - 10
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 13
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 7
     
  13. Ramza

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    They used hyper space :roll:

    Spit on Horses
    Multiplie Gorillas

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 7
    Jaguar - 13
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 7
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 16
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 5
    Horse - 9
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 14
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 7
     
  14. Matt540 sheep god!

    Matt540 sheep god!

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    Hyperspace is physically impossible Ramza!

    First of all, hyperspace is...in space! *DOO DOOT, DING!*

    Second, with speeds hyperspace goes at, you would be traveling at the speed of light. You would race past stars before light could reflect off you. In the meantime, there are comets, planet, stars, etc to avoid.

    Third, even if such speeds were manageable, you would be torn to shreds. The intence speeds would Kill you in the voyage.

    Last, if you did manage to go into hyperspace z(if it was possible), how would you stop? Inertia is what make objects go and go and go in space, while gravity pulls object in orbit, twoards, etc. Thats why the earth revoles around the sun. With no gravity and unlimited inertia, you would go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

    SO no one would want it. You really do live in a fantasy world. If your trying to be humorous, your greatly failing. That was pathetic...
     
  15. Kuhneghetz

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    Meteor showers on wolves
    Cookie reward for the sheeps*

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 7
    Jaguar - 13
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 6
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 16
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 5
    Horse - 9
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 14
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 8

    * - But thats for the war againts the wolves. Wolves are one of those agressive hounds that killed innocent babies, lambs and cats. In the name of the cats!!!!
    Oh, and don't forget Lambert, the sheepish lion and hero of the sheep tribe.

    And bah! There are no cats in the list, so pumas will do (they look like giant cats).

    I'll stay neutral when the sheeps are selecting new targets (if they don't choose the Pumas though).
     
  16. Xeridanus

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    I let lose my pack of tigers to hunt down and feast apon those funny looking ships of the desert.

    Hurt Camel
    Heal Tiger

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 7
    Jaguar - 13
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 6
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 17
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 4
    Horse - 9
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 14
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 8
     
  17. Raiju

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    Finally the camels are back to die

    =heal jaguar hurt camel=

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 7
    Jaguar - 14
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 6
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 17
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 3
    Horse - 9
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 14
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 8
     
  18. Matt540 sheep god!

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    Thx for the cookie! We sheeps greatly enjoyued it. As for the quote:

    There was a Lambert, who founded a bond that formed a somewhat long peace (before these wars) between cats and sheep. However, you didnt study enough in history, or the writer of that book flunked or is racist twoard the sheep. We are no where near a sheep tribe...We are the glorious sheep empire!

    Heres a book on the life of the founder of our Glorious empire:

    http://www.wc3sear.ch/index.php?p=Maps&ID=209&sid=

    Our peace broke for the longest after the war between cats and sheep started by your general darkninja23. Do you know how long it took to establish our country? This is the reason we sheep havent desecrated every race on the first turn! Dont forget the treaty you signed! It said around the center you would remove darkninja23 of his commanding position for wiping out 5/8 of our country! It was more of a slaughter than a war, we are still recovering...And the capital is in ruins. Need proof? Here is a map showing every bit of detail put into the raid:

    http://www.wc3sear.ch/index.php?p=Maps&ID=7272&sid=

    I mean no harm to the pumas at all for thier aid. I wish top repair peace between our nations. If i must...I will surenndur to keep our nations at peace.

    As for the war:

    *omega ray heals sheep by 1 hp*
    *Summons a army of divine warriors to slice down 1/6th of all wolves.

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 7
    Jaguar - 14
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 5
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 17
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 3
    Horse - 9
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 14
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 9
     
  19. aarkshark

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    I cheat, everyone loses one.
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    Crocodile - 9
    Snake - 9
    Lizard - 6
    Jaguar - 13
    Puma - 12
    Wolf - 4
    Lion - 9
    Tiger - 16
    Elephant - 9
    Rhino - 9
    Llama - 9
    Camel - 2
    Horse - 8
    Monkey - 9
    Gorilla - 13
    Panther - 9
    Sheep - 8

    HOWEVER, if you really think its -wrong- then you can just ignore the post... jeez
     
  20. Xeridanus

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    Heal tiger
    Hurt camel

    Crocodile - 10
    Snake - 10
    Lizard - 7
    Jaguar - 14
    Puma - 13
    Wolf - 5
    Lion - 10
    Tiger - 18
    Elephant - 10
    Rhino - 10
    Llama - 10
    Camel - 2
    Horse - 9
    Monkey - 10
    Gorilla - 14
    Panther - 10
    Sheep - 9