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Jokes Here!!....

Discussion in 'Something Else' started by RaijinSpark, Sep 20, 2008.

  1. RaijinSpark

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    Here are some of my Jokes hope you enjoy reading them hahahahahhaha!!!....

    Legend
    Q-Question
    A-Answer


    1.Q:What machine is use to count cows??
    A:A cowculator

    2.Q:What Animal is Cheap??
    A:Cheap-munk

    3.Q:What drinks do trees like to drink??
    A:Root Beer

    4.Q:What music do rabbits listen to??
    A:Hip-Hop

    5.Q:What kind of PIG is good in karate??
    A:pork Chop

    many jokes are coming soon!!...
    or if u have ur own joke submit here thx!!....

    >>Just 4 Fun<<
     
  2. www123

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    Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin: "Its getting hot in here, huh?" The other muffin screams "AARGH!! A talking muffin!"

    Hahaha...
     
  3. Gilles

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    A man goes to the Doctors office wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The Doctor looks him over and says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts".
     
  4. Hakeem

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    What open and ambiguous and has many answers all over?
     
  5. Hakeem

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    What's*
     
  6. Huurka

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    You, Hakeem!
     
  7. Hakeem

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    Hey, that just barely works! :D
     
  8. www123

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    Two cows stands on a plain. The one says: Moo! The other one says: Hey, I were about to say that!
     
  9. Huurka

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    One man said Greetings.

    The other slapped him.
     
  10. Sergeant Ray

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    A family of tomatos decided to take a walk, and during that walk, the child tomato kept falling behind. The father tamato got fed up with the child falling behind, so the father tomato walked back to the child, steped on him and yelled "Ketchup"
     
  11. Fasian_guy

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    a man walked into a bar and said *ouch*......
    haha its not funney...i think i'll go cut myself
     
  12. annoying

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    Two russian soldiers were walking in the woods. A tree fell, and one of the russians was caught underneath it. The other called for his commander.
    "Help! I think my squadmate is dead! What shall I do?"
    "OK, first, make sure he's dead"
    A gunshot was heard.
    "OK, he's dead, now what?"
     
  13. Fnorkus

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    Q: How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
    A: You freeze it and then you cut in half with a chainsaw. Meeeeeaaaaawwwww

    Q: How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
    A: You cover it in oil and light it on fire. Fwoff!
     
  14. TheDivineBoss

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    Q: Where is there always plastic wrap around cubcumbers?
    A: Because you still need to eat it after use.

    Classic -
    Q: What is green and skis?
    A: A skiwi.
     
  15. LightBloOD

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    -Do you speak english ?
    -Yes!
    -Name?
    -Abdul al-Rhazib.
    -Sex?
    -Three to five times a week.
    -No, no...I mean male or female?
    -Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
    -Holy cow!
    -Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
    -But isnt that hostile?
    -Horse style, doggy style, any style!
    -Oh dear!
    -No, no! Deer run too fast...


    one of the best ones =)
     
  16. NoobinJass

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    God, i can't stand laughing around!!!
     
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    I'm thinking of a word. It starts with a C, has 15 characters, and gets a shitload of inane controversy surrounding a social group belonging to it.
     
  18. www123

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    Cat.