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-Geraldo the Noob-

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I feel like writing a story about a noob named Geraldo (he is not a real person)

One Summer morning as the skies were bustling with pigeons and the ground was fresh with morning dew a young noob by the name of Geraldo walked in between the flower beds. "Wut i$ uP?" said Geraldo to the nearby farmer. The farmer just tipped his straw hat down and ignored Geraldo. Noobs were a hated species in the land of www.wc3sear.ch, although the noobs were very rare in the land, they had the ability to reproduce, the ability to breed their own kind, until the land was overwhelmed with hundreds of thousands of noobs. Geraldo, unlike other noobs, was different, he had short blond hair, and wore tattered blue jeans and a black shirt with the words 'l337' on it. While walking through his town one day Geraldo came upon what seemed to be a crying wc3sear.ch member.
"WuT i$ Up wit y@ H0mI3?" Geraldo questioned.
"I am lost, and I cannot find my way home, I live in the land of www.wc3sear.ch, I live in the Off Topic section, can you help me?" said the crying wc3sear.ch member.
"I gotz l0tz 0f stuFFz t@ d0 ButS I MiGhT B3 @ble too" said Geraldo as he led the wc3sear.ch member down the long dirt path towards the offtopic forum...


-TO BE CONTINUED-
I was extremly bored, if you all like it Ill continue...I was bored, and its hard writing a story with noobs in it. :lol:
Any suggestions?
 
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Shamanruler said:
poor geraldo....

What the ****? Why would you say that? He's a n00b for god's sake!!! Everyone hates n00bs. If you don't hate n00bs, you must be a n00b yourself. That means that... OMFG!!! Geraldo is your father!!! Like it was said:

the ability to reproduce, the ablility do breed their own kind.

Ahhhh!!! We got a undercover n00b on the post!!!
 
Kamikazzee said:
Shamanruler said:
poor geraldo....

What the ****? Why would you say that? He's a n00b for god's sake!!! Everyone hates n00bs. If you don't hate n00bs, you must be a n00b yourself. That means that... OMFG!!! Geraldo is your father!!! Like it was said:

the ability to reproduce, the ablility do breed their own kind.

Ahhhh!!! We got a undercover n00b on the post!!!

^perfect example of a noob in denial.
 
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Afronight_76 said:
Kamikazzee said:
Shamanruler said:
poor geraldo....

What the ****? Why would you say that? He's a n00b for god's sake!!! Everyone hates n00bs. If you don't hate n00bs, you must be a n00b yourself. That means that... OMFG!!! Geraldo is your father!!! Like it was said:

the ability to reproduce, the ablility do breed their own kind.

Ahhhh!!! We got a undercover n00b on the post!!!

^perfect example of a noob in denial.


Thats true! Torn. You can use kamakazie as geraldos friend
 
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