Do you remember your biggest noob moment?

[1)ark_NiTe]

For the first time in ages I went back and viewed my very first posts/threads here on THW. I can honestly say it is EMBARRASSING to see how much of a noob I was. I pretty much disregarded every site rule there was and generally came across as arrogant and careless.

So with this in mind, what is the biggest noob moment that you can remember?

 

[Aeroblyctos]

Hmm. Here?

Perhaps advertising my own maps too much, protecting them and thinking they were superior. Especially the first maps I uploaded here.

Like this: http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/maps-564/art-life-2-9-a-80094/?prev=status%3Da%26u%3DAeroblyctos


EDIT: Hmm. Actually I got a better one. I once tried to put my campaign here as a hosted project and then went a bit too far.

Here: http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/site-discussion-97/hives-new-hosted-project-96705/

I got owned by Hive staff. And after that I decided to create own website for the project. I still hold grudge against Purplepoot and some other Hive members and staff.

 

[Vengeancekael]

Mostly these ones:
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/1316377-post2688.html
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/1318507-post2731.html

 

[Kingz]

Hmmh let's see...

Well posting a link to my map onto a site that had pictures of nudity sure is a noob move. Fear not, it wasn't my intention, it was in the time of dial-up and i have disabled images for faster page loading.
Fun times.

 

[Magtheridon96]

One time, Joe made a thread at wc3c.net that said "A DotA like map but with unique stuff" and that's all. No map attached no nothing.

Oh you wanted, MY noobiest moment?

Well, I once necro-ed a 2-year old thread at wc3unlimited about Naruto Spelpax and was called a noob at modding.
Ironic, ey?

 

[Skycraft]

Probably this:

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/1764982-post1.html

Or it might be one of my very first posts when I first joined this forum.
I was shit at World Editor.

So it could be this:

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/1753869-post1.html

 

[Hemske]

Probably this thread:

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/requests-341/dante-model-88307/

Or my request here, which I described in a great way:

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/requests-341/rush-seven-episodes-models-plz-65688/

 

[takakenji]

I Was Never a Noob

 

[GhostThruster]

Ah yes my good ol' Halo UTM project...

 

[Xian]

Some posts I made a year ago,with some necroposting and doubleposting

 

[WOWWARS]

Everything i did before i quit and came back.

 

[1)ark_NiTe]

I still hold grudge against Purplepoot and some other Hive members and staff.

He absolutely tore you apart haha. I feel bad saying it but reading that exchange was so entertaining. I loved PP and he helped me tons with coding. Never realized he had that side to him though! Great post.

Probably this:

Dude, fladdermasken's "Either that, or the rocks are placed in a geomatrically impossible formation." literally made me laugh out loud.

If someone would get me naked (only with underwear) models for : an regular female and a regular male it would be nice.

Too good haha.

 

[Aeroblyctos]

Well I guess he's nowadays only that kind of person. I mean he only comes here just to troll something and guess what. He's banned even right now.

 

[~Void~]

Oh boy.

 

[-Grendel]

seeing my first posts in this site. like, posts in my skins. i really speak immature that time.
you'll probably never see it if you browse my skins

 

[Arcisal]

Made me laugh after looking back at this.

 

[Karawasa]

Naming my first creation Tropical Tag...why didn't I go with Tropical Defense? DUMBASS.

 

[1)ark_NiTe]

This thread is for new people to download some of the famous maps at The Hive Workshop suck as Against the Darkness

I can't tell with the poor English... were you saying my map sucks?! haha

 

[Sin'dorei300]

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/skins-552/hercules-blp-202980/
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/skins-552/bloodknight-blp-204623/
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/maps-564/human-invaders-205776/

 

[Hemske]

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/skins-552/hercules-blp-202980/
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/skins-552/bloodknight-blp-204623/
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/maps-564/human-invaders-205776/

Haha those made me remember my own first uploads.

I love the moderator's (werewulf) comment here:

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/icons-541/btnfiredragon-90276/?prev=status%3Dr%26u%3DElainiel

And here my self-esteem went to rock bottom if I remember correctly.

Good ol' times

Edit: If I think about it, I can probably post a dozen of threads like this, as I was completely retarded back then.

 

[Animalpower]

Some maps downloaded from here did not work for me, so I wondered how others can play it and I can not. So someone on this site said about patches he said 99% of players have patches and you do not. And I did not know how to get that frog from patches, I wondered where is the frog model, so I asked General Frank where can I get the frog. Because I was arguing with him about the frog, General Frank banned me from the chat, then I started flaming him because he banned me from the chat, so DonDustin comes out from nowhere and says your a troll, bad behavior and I was banned for almost a year. So I have gotten smart and found out that there is patch and got the frog model finally.

 

[1)ark_NiTe]

I did not know how to get that frog from patches

This had me laughing man. You were banned all over a frog model. Too funny.

 

[TheWhiteWolf]

Once I was playing DotA with my friends, 5v5 in a single room in my friends house. Me and a friend went to the bottom lane gank one of the enemies. When we attacked him, two more enemies emerged from the woods. We killed our primary target and heavily damaged the other two. I remember I was Troll Witch Doctor. Our two remaining opponents began to flee, and my friend was all like: "Stun. Stun. Stun! Stun! STUN! STUN!!! STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!"
and I didn't understand I should cast Acid Cask. And that is my most embarrassing PC moment.

 

[Dr Super Good]

Asking how to use GUI and WEU. I was so stupid back then.

 

[mckill2009]

I uploaded my first map(s) >>http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/maps-564/demon-stone-172638/?prev=status=r&u=mckill2009<<

and write like this;

NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT EDIT THIS MAP, JUST GIVE COMMENTS AND ADVICE ON HOW TO IMPROVE IT...ANY HELP WILL DO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH PEOPLE!!!

and tripple post on the same day!

 

[Asomath]

Oh yes... yes I do. Basically any post from the ~2008 era is a facepalm to my soul.

~Asomath

 

[1)ark_NiTe]

Asking how to use GUI and WEU. I was so stupid back then.

Oh Lord, just using WEU in the first place is a huge noob moment. It led to 6 months of absolute hell recoding my map so that I could use JASS NewGen.

 

[brad.dude03]

I think everyone is generally stupid and ignorant when they first joined, especially if it was years ago and you were younger. I was 14 when I joined! A little kid, practically, and I acted like it sometimes.

One of the early memories I'll never forget is a thread Shados and I had dedicated to the tilde key (~) called The Cult of Squigglies. Yeah. That was an actual thing that happened.

And don't even get me started on HappyTauren. If I hadn't showed that kid the ropes back in the day who knows where he'd be

 

[Ken-E]

Oh how could I forget my noob moment, that first insult is still on my visitor messages after all this time.
Its at the last one. (I mean first one)

 

[EloTheMan]

My first months of learning how to use GUI was horrible, like ½ of the times I asked about something was because I simply read something (or everything) wrong. :/

whywhywhy

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/...-201016/?prev=d=list&r=20&u=bribe#post2000183

 

[SA Dashie]

Challenge accepted.
Actually Hive was one of the first places I visited when I could first actualy possibly use any internet connection so I uploaded a map that I thought was epic(That I also did make myself).
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/maps-564/snowy-hero-arena-v2-1-a-166561/
I was noob in everything computer based. =D
I didn't even know that I had to activate my account with my email address, so I couldn't even post.

 

[Nuclear]

Yeah I remember it... it was the moment I registered

 

[Ralle]

I am not sure how my first posts got so noobish. I blame it on the import of wc3sear.ch, somehow somebody else with the same username as I was over there being a noob and that account was merged into mine.

 

[RedClaw]

''Yez tis is mi model!''

 

[Statharas]

Oh crap. I hate you. I just dug up my past.

Ralle, get on MSN and delete my shame before anybody sees them...

 

[Lambdadelta]

Here: Hive's New Hosted Project

I got owned by Hive staff. And after that I decided to create own website for the project. I still hold grudge against Purplepoot and some other Hive members and staff.

Kawaii~ isn't it Bern?

 

[Lordkoon]

Looking back at any subject, game or otherwise a few years back my exact thougts were '' Was I that retarded.''

 

[best_player_88]

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/maps-564/super-summit-v0-12-a-175281/
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/maps-564/super-summit-v0-12-a-175270/
THE GOOD OLD DAYS
Pretty amazing they still didn't remove it.
EDIT:
Ironside: "Man, no offense, just leave this site, go upload it at epicwar.com they'll approve your map there for sure!"
WOW I WAS SUCH A COOL GUY BACK THEN
2nd Edit: I forgot this:
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/maps-564/upper-summit-v0-12-a-175267/
3rd Edit: Wow you gotta hear this out:
"Note: This map is aproved and work perfectly with score of 4/5, but due to a bug of the site which make it uploaded twise they decided to jeles its pure and perfectness, the Map working enjoyable couse no lag no leak no bug no errors, only pure perfectness and awsomeness.
Ignor the thing that the map tester said and the administor they jeles me for some reason.
Enjoy!
Real Administer in soul and map maker:
Approved 4/5 or even more, need more comments to determine "
DUDE! I WAS AWESOME! I MISS THOSE DAYS.

 

[robot-dude]

My noob moments were from 2007 to 2009. Mainly all of my threads.

 

[Super-Sheep]

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/1849503-post11.html

 

[Hemske]

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/1849503-post11.html

 

[MortAr]

No such moment.

 

[May90]

Not on this site, but 3 or 4 years ago my English was really terrible. Well, actually, it sucks now too, but not so much.

 

[Gilles]

I was naive and optimistic. Now I'm cynical and jaded. Not sure how "noob" works into that; you can decide.

 

[Linaze]

Must've been when I requested a criminal-looking ogre model back in '07.

 

[NhazUl]

Sitting in the computer club, almost suffocating from the cigarette smoke from the bastards around me, and posting a thread about "I want to know how to edit Art - Model Files" on wc3sear.ch. Ahhhh, old days. And then when I logged from my home pc, Frankster thought I'm using proxy.