Bizzare deaths

[LiOneSS]

Man Dies from Picking his Nose
Discuss.

 

[TheBlooddancer]

Lulwut.

Thats serious news[/sarcasm]

 

[bounty hunter2]

Ive heard that one. The guy was drunk and all and senile. Damn but it is bizare .

 

[Japut3h]

Meh.

An embarrassing way to go.

 

[LiOneSS]

Damn, I'm afraid for my health now

 

[Japut3h]

Damn, I'm afraid for my health now

A story of a man dying from picking his nose fueled this?

 

[LiOneSS]

Yeah. If anyone else has some bizzare deaths to link, go ahead xD

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Ah great, new content for mothers to prevent their children from picking their nose.

 

[bounty hunter2]

try the movies final destiantion. Now thats bizzare

 

[TheBlooddancer]

Ah great, new content for mothers to prevent their children from picking their nose.

Seconded.

 

[LiOneSS]

Ah great, new content for mothers to prevent their children from picking their nose.

lol yeah xD

 

[The_wand_mirror]

More quotes pl0x.

 

[LiOneSS]

More quotes pl0x.

Don't go offtopic. Moar BIZZARE DEATHS OR GTFO.

 

[ArneXis]

"he picked his nose until he bled to death." That's pretty hardcore.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Something like Diablo 2 hardcore deaths? or something? Not very much info on google on this =/

Too lazy to search for hours....

 

[LiOneSS]

Yeah xD Imagine that... poor guy. Must've been a pretty painful way to die.

 

[Japut3h]

There's this homosexual who had a fight with his boyfriend. Apparently, he was moved by the movie Die Hard II, or III, don't remember, so he sipped a drug in his lover's drink, wrote "White Power" and "Death to niggers" all over his body, drove to Harlem, and threw him out of the car when he awoke. The poor guy lasted less than 30 seconds.

Then there's this woman that worked in a shoot training ground or whatever it's called. Some cops were having a practice, and probably from sheer idiocy, she jumped out and yelled "boo" at them.

Don't just take my word from it.

IT WAS ON THE MEDIA.

 

[Zombie]

Shit happens. I heard that there's an award, called "Darwin award" or something like that, that goes every year to people who died in a ridiculous way. There's already a whole book full of funny deaths.

 

[LiOneSS]

Bad Day at the Circus

A circus act in Romania ended in tragedy on 23 January when fire-eater Vlad Cazacu, 43, belched in mid-performance and was blown to bits. Incredibly no one came to his rescue as stunned onlookers assumed this was part of an amazing illusion. Consequently this unfortunate man, who probably could have been saved, was allowed to just lie there and die.

"In the first part of the performance," said fellow circus performer Nicole Antosu, "Vlad held a flammable cocktail in his mouth to spit fire at a burning torch. Somehow, he must have swallowed some of the liquid, because when he burped he triggered an explosion." The Parrot (Accra, Ghana) - 2-8 June 1998

 

[TheBlooddancer]

There's this homosexual who had a fight with his boyfriend. Apparently, he was moved by the movie Die Hard II, or III, don't remember, so he sipped a drug in his lover's drink, wrote "White Power" and "Death to niggers" all over his body, drove to Harlem, and threw him out of the car when he awoke. The poor guy lasted less than 30 seconds.

Then there's this woman that worked in a shoot training ground or whatever it's called. Some cops were having a practice, and probably from sheer idiocy, she jumped out and yelled "boo" at them.

Don't just take my word from it.

IT WAS ON THE MEDIA.

Boo!

 

[Karouk]

fallen out of bed and hit his head

I wonder... was it raining outside when this happened?

 

[cool_is_i]

Comments on the page:
I've heard of people dying
by popping pimples on their foreheads.
by: John E Angel 12/07/2008 03:27 AM

I've heard of people dying
by popping pimples on their foreheads.
by: John E Angel 12/07/2008 03:27 AM

How about....
Picking their anus?
by: caution2 ChannelMaster

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Talking about noses:

Manner of death: He got a nosebleed on his wedding night

History’s most brilliant tactician, warlord, and notorious villain, Attila the Hun conquered all of Asia by 450 AD. Using a combination of fierce combat and ruthless assimilation, Mongolia to the very edge of the Russian Empire fell to Attila and his armies.

Known for his frugal eating and drinking habits, Attila must have thought that his own wedding was an occasion to celebrate. Marrying a young girl named Ildico, in 453 AD; he over-indulged in both food and drink. Sometime after retiring for the evening, his nose started to bleed. Too drunk to notice, it continued to bleed, ultimately drowning him in his own blood.

Cool I found Rassy!

The Mad Monk, Grigori Rasputin, was a peasant and mystic healer who found favor with the royal court of Russia by providing relief to Crown Prince Aleksey, a hemophiliac and heir to the throne.

Wielding much influence on the royal court, the unkempt, vulgar, and amazingly resilient Rasputin made many political enemies. He had to go; much easier said than done. The conspirators first tried poison, enough poison to kill a man three times his size, but he seemed unaffected. Next they snuck up behind him and shot him in the head. This should have done it, but no; while one of the assassins was checking his pulse, the mystic grabbed the conspirator by the neck and proceeded to strangle him. Running away, the would-be assassins took up the chase, shooting him 3 times in the process. The gunshots slowed him down enough to allow his pursuers to catch-up. They then proceeded to bludgeon him before throwing him in the icy cold river (Russian winter). When his body was recovered an autopsy showed that the cause of death was drowning.

 

[Wolle]

These ones are just funny as hell

Can you laugh to death? As a matter of fact, there are more than 10 registered cases of fatal hilarity.

On 24 March 1975 Alex Mitchell, a 50-year-old bricklayer from King's Lynn, England, died laughing while watching an episode of The Goodies, featuring a Scotsman in a kilt battling a vicious black pudding with his bagpipes. After twenty-five minutes of continuous laughter Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and expired from heart failure. His widow later sent the Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell's final moments so pleasant.

In 1989 a Danish audiologist, Ole Bentzen, died watching A Fish Called Wanda. His heart was estimated to have beat at between 250 and 500 beats per minute, before he succumbed to cardiac arrest.

In 2003 Damnoen Saen-um, a Thai ice cream salesman, is reported to have died while laughing in his sleep at the age of 52. His wife tried to wake him up but couldn't, and he stopped breathing after two minutes of continuous laughter. It is believed that he died either of heart failure or asphyxiation.

 

[TheBlooddancer]

In 1989 a Danish audiologist, Ole Bentzen, died watching A Fish Called Wanda. His heart was estimated to have beat at between 250 and 500 beats per minute, before he succumbed to cardiac arrest.

Omigawd!
A fish!

/me dies.

 

[Wolle]

You've never seen A Fish They Called Wanda? it's the funniest movie ever, i swear i couldnt breathe the from laughter the first time i saw it.

 

[bounty hunter2]

Shit happens. I heard that there's an award, called "Darwin award" or something like that, that goes every year to people who died in a ridiculous way. There's already a whole book full of funny deaths.

Yea there was this shit comedy movie made about it.

Bit Off Topic:

Scientist have proven that Nose picking and then eating the thing is healthy. So he died, healthy enough xD

 

[Devine]

Whenever my nose starts to bleed, I quit picking it. I do it safe.
I also died in a ridiculous way ... I choked in my giant male boobs.

 

[Gilles]

A man was in the back of a large truck sweeping it out. When he jumped out, the broom handle somehow went up his ass. It ripped parts of his rectum, and he was shitting splinters for a month.

Not sure if it was true, it was from a group of weird emergency call stories.

 

[Royy]

Heres a article on statics on the chance of from about 10 different causes (didn't count)

Including:
coconuts
Asteroids
Drowning in the Tub
Falling out of your bed

Not exactly on topic, but it's damn close enough xD

Scientists calculate odd ways to die - mirror.co.uk

Edit: "4,400,000/1 LEFT-HANDED PEOPLE KILLED USING A RIGHT-HANDED PRODUCT." This one really scares me *left handed*

Lol, i also found this: http://www.ssqq.com/archive/vinlin10.htm

"Paderborn, Germany - Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes. The plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly. Standing next to his elephant, Mr. Riesfeldt suffocated under 200 pounds of elephant manure. Investigators say Riesfeldt, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an enema when the beast unloaded on him. " LOL

 

[Belgarath]

One guy had a tree with a beehive in it, so he thought one day, "Hey, I'll smoke it out!", so he took a plastic bag, so he wouldn't breathe in the fumes, stuck it over his head and taped it close.
He suffocated in a few minutes. The bees were still there.

 

[mato2]

RAWR that's the weirdest thing ever

The horse, an Arabian stallion, which had apparently engaged regularly in penetrative sex acts with humans, had not been injured by being allowed to engage in sex in this manner. The photographer, 54-year old James Michael Tait of Enumclaw, was later charged with trespassing, since this act took place on a third party's property. A third man alleged to have been present was not charged as his identity was not proven by evidence. According to the Medical Examiner's Office, Pinyan "died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon" ( the horse's penis was too damn big), and the death was ruled "accidental".

Pinyan is also known as Mr. Hands

 

[LiOneSS]

EWWWWWW poor guy :/ dying from horse rape isn't quite nice.

 

[bounty hunter2]

I heard a guy drowned in his soup. What a way to go...

 

[Wolle]

From what ive heard, Mr.Hands had done it quite a few times with that horse and then sold the footage as pornography.

 

[bounty hunter2]

Thats just sick

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Ever heard about that awesome comedian named Tommy Cooper?
He was on live TV and had a heart attack, the audience thought he was doing a magic trick, found it awesome, all stood up and applauded. It was so dramatic.

T-T

 

[LiOneSS]

ever Heard About That Awesome Comedian Named Tommy Cooper?
He Was On Live Tv And Had A Heart Attack, The Audience Thought He Was Doing A Magic Trick, Found It Awesome, All Stood Up And Applauded. It Was So Dramatic.

T-t

Pwned: :d

 

[mato2]

I agree horse rape is not a good way to go

though drowning in elephant poo isn't that much better rlly

 

[bounty hunter2]

I don't like how the crocodile hunter guy died. Was kinda bizzare to, what all he survived and then he dyes on that way :/

 

[Direfury]

Those Crocs were just actors in really good suits

 

[Kwah]

The one who was stabbed by a string ray?

 

[bounty hunter2]

Yea Stewe Irvin or something like that. I watched a couple of his shows, he was always in death danger and then he dyes when audience was watching him in a show. oO

 

[brad.dude03]

Last year a man in Germany died under the weight of hundreds of pounds of elephant shit.

Apparently he was the keeper at a zoo. The elephant was constipated, so he fed it something like 40 pounds of ex lax. While administering an "olive oil enima" (wtf?) the elephant violently ejected the contents of its bowels, crushing the man.

A guy in LA drowned from less than 2 feet of water when he went head first into a storm drain and got stuck trying to grab his keys. I feel bad for the guy. Died trying to get his keys.

 

[bounty hunter2]

Last year a man in Germany died under the weight of hundreds of pounds of elephant shit.

Apparently he was the keeper at a zoo. The elephant was constipated, so he fed it something like 40 pounds of ex lax. While administering an "olive oil enima" (wtf?) the elephant violently ejected the contents of its bowels, crushing the man.

A guy in LA drowned from less than 2 feet of water when he went head first into a storm drain and got stuck trying to grab his keys. I feel bad for the guy. Died trying to get his keys.

Is the elephant thing realy true? Man... that sucks :/

 

[Mr. Bob]

This thread is very depressing. Deaths from your bros, a horse's hose, and a bloody nose, isn't very nice.

I remember hearing about the astronaut who went into a training exersize involving a drop pod or whatever you call it. (Russian guy.) And he accidentally started an intense fire inside his little cramped space that he could not put out. Everybody outside could not open the hatch door. So, they waited for five minutes until they could get it open. The victim's body was completely black. They thought he was dead. 4 hours later on a stretcher, a man heard him mumble, "the pain......kill....me.....the pain...." over and over. So, the only place they could inject the killing dose was in the sole of his foot. Being as how that was the only intact skin on his body.

I want to cry now. :/

If this made you sad, rep me. It is a true story, I read it at the meuseum of space in New Mexico. Very sad.

 

[brad.dude03]

Yep, won the Darwin awards for 2007 I believe.

 

[Kwah]

It wasn't really his stupidity though. Depends on how the fire started. (ie: He was smoking)

 

[Mr. Bob]

The cap of something hit a hot engine piece I believe. It wasn't really even his fault. Ok, it kind of was, but he had no way of knowing.

 

[Kwah]

Therefore Darwin award = not true?