Age of Terror

[AlotofGarbage]

This is so stupid its funny....sorry its long xP but really really funny lol.



As their fleet sailed off,unsupisously,the ships were pulled to the Maelstrom and grounded awreck on the coasty,rocky isles of Durotar.
For some of the fleet,wasnt so lucky,their ships were tossed around and destroyed by rocks.Nothing but blood,and the guts,and dead people,filled the sea that day.
Commander Yarrick:What---where am i?
Orc Gruntuny human! how dare you come into our homeland!
Commander Yarrick:We was just sailing to Erathia!!!
Orc Grunt:SILENCE! Thrall will deal with you now
Thrall:Human,what brings you here?
Commander Yarricklease listen!....i am not from Jaina's Alliance
Thrall:....Hmmmm?
Commander Yarrick:I'm just from the Dalaran league,just please listen,i dont have anything to do with you Horde
Thrall:And so,why and your men,here?
Commander Yarrick:We was sailing to the sacred lands of Erathia,our ships were pulled into the Maelstorm and grounded awreck here....
Thrall:A pathetic excuse
Commander Yarricklease listen to me! its true,i would never,nor my men harm the Horde! let me just repair the boats,and we'll go away...
Thrall:Very well,good luck on your journey,human
Commander Yarrick:*walks off quickly out of Orgimmar and into the shipwrecked boats*You peasents,cmon! the boats need to be repaired
Peasents:Righto!
(At Orgrimmar)
Thrall:I dont believe what the human said,track him down,and when you find him.assasinate him,or bring him back alive
Orc Grunts:YES WARCHIEF!
(meanwhile)
Peasent:Sir the boats are repaired
Commander Yarrick:Good, where ready to go.
(Somewhere else)
Huntress:You know why we dont get luxury? its because the council are greedy!
Tyrande:I cant believe im watching this,
Tyrande:I dont know why anyone tolerates this kind of anarchy,
Tyrande:They wont definately get my support.
Huntress:You know why Astranaar wont last long? its because the council arent doing enough! they are not sending enough troops to the Warsong Gulch!
Tyrande:*hears some glaive throw*What the!*sees some night elf with a glaive stuck through the head*
Tyrande:I should've been watching! whoever did that will pay...
Tyrande:Over there!
(One minute of searching)
Tyrande:That wasnt very nice..
Sentinel:It was neccesary...
Sentinel:You see she was talking about something that should never have been spoken
Sentinel:She had to be silenced
(GRAB!)
Tyrande:I dont see who your working for
Sentinel:You havent figured...
Sentinel:But then like i said she needed to be silenced.
Tyrande:WHAT TYPE OF ORGANIZATION KILLS THEIR OWN SUPPORTERS?*kills the Sentinel*
Tyrande:*sees something wierd*Wha?
(PAIN!!!!)
(Back to the Orcs)
Orc Grunt:Why something is ahead!
Orc Raider:The Maelstrom!!!! WATCH OUT!!
(Tossing and large wreckages, the orcs land on a forbidden isle)
(Back with Tyrande and others)
(Aleihza shows up)
Deenesa:Aleihza why didnt you get here quicker?
Aleihza:Theres some sort of strange surge.
Deenesa:Hmm...
Tyrande:Since im healed i might find this surge out*nifty grin*
Danaihzariestress you might want to see this.
Terra:Alright robots show no mercy
Terra:They will feel the terror of Terra!
Tyrande:ITS THAT IDIOT TERRA!
Terra:Ha! bring forth the peasents!
Terra:He he he!!!,
Terra:I THINK THIS WILL DO FINE FOR YOUR GIFT*snatches the baloon*
Tyrande:*WTF?!*
Terra:HA HA HA!!!!
Danaihzariestress your weapon!
Tyrande:I dont need it!*quickly running to the idiot Terra*
Terra:AND WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME?
Kid2:HOW ABOUT A KICK IN THE FACE!
Gnomish Robot:Nice baloon
Gnomish Robot2:Thanks
Gnomish Robot3:I heard something
Gnomish Robot4:From above!
Gnomish Robot1:Maybe she has a gift
Terra:AH ITS TYRANDE! KILL HER
*Tyrande punches a gnomish robot and its head flies off*
Tyrande:Cmon Terra stop playing around...
Terra:WELL KILL HER!!!
Gnomish Robot2:Yes
Gnomish Robot2:I hate my life...
Gnomish Robot 2:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Gnomish Robot2:AAHHH.......*Tyrande grabs it*.....ah?
Tyrande:HAH!*rips the robot's leg and head off*
Tyrande:What are you trying to do? put me in a bad mood?
Tyrande:Knock it off before i hurt you
Terra:ILL KILL YOU MYSELF!!
Tyrande:*sigh*Ill guess we'll have to do this that way*whacks Terra in the stomach*
Terra:Ooooof
Tyrande:Now why dont you run home, mommy's probaly calling!
Terra:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU*goes speeding at Tyrande*
Tyrande:*kicks Terra in the face*
*Terra falls off the building*
Terra:AAAAHHHHHH*PAIN*Ow....
Aleihza:Haha what a joke!
Tyrande:You said it! im going to look for that surge you mentioned, be alerted im going to be late.
(meanwhile)
Grunt:Where are we?
Raiderunno, blame the sailor
Sailor:...Ow
Grunt:LOOK! LOOK AT THAT!
Raider:Ooooooooooh!
Goblin:That machine! the armor! the technology! THE GLORY! I could get a fortune with that!
Amp:...What?
Goblin:IT CAN TALK!
Grunt&Raider&others:This is are cue to get the hell out of here
Amp:....Foolish little thing
Goblin:What me?
Amp:Yes you
Goblin:Come with me to Booty Bay so I can get a fortune! oh the sweet gooold!
Amp:NO
Goblin:Awwwwwwwww cmon
Ampont make me ubliterate you
Goblin:Gold gold gold! the riches!
Amp:ARGH*ubliterates Goblin*
(Back to Tyrande)
Tyrande:Ahhhhh the energy surge*noises are to be heared*What the! its like something is calling!
Mysterious Voice:Touch it.......touch the surge!!!
Tyrande:..W..hy?!
Mysterious Voiceo it now....
*Tyrande touches the surge, and a large rip is heard*
Dildo of DOOM:WhahahaHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tyrande:I best leave now...
*Tyrande makes a hasty exit*
*Some guys come out of the portal*
Zero:Uhhh....
Xont ask.
Maverick17:*a confused look*
66-Sephiroth-66:TO THIS DAY NOW! I SHALL BE THE KNIGHTRIDER OF DOOM IN THIS ASTRANGED WORLD!
Zero:...
Maverick17:He needs cookies
66-Sephiroth-66:...
Cloud:Where the hell!
Sephiroth:Oh god CLOUD follows me?!
Cloud:SEPHIROTH! DIEEE
Sephiroth:FUCK THIS!*quickly runs*
Hakkar:*loud hiss*
Hakkar the Soulflayer:...A clone?
Hakkar:What? No!
Choldiss:We must be somewhere.....unknown
Morindus:AZEROTH, lets begin are world domination here
*Hakkar, Choldiss and Morindus leave*
*Everyone else leaves*
(Around the front of Felwood)
Aleihza:As a druid its my job to atleast ease a part of corruption.
Deenesa:I wish you good luck then
Aleihza:Thank ya!
*Aleihza leaves*
Deenesa:Im scared of Felwood
Danaihzaont be scared.
Danaihza:After all its just woods
Maverick17:It cant be as bad as Ashwood..
Deenesa:By Elune! gnomes have gained the intelligance to create talking robots!
*Danaihza is nowhere in site*
Maverick17:Actually im from a different world*confused look*
Deenesa:Ehehe...*scared*...right...
Sephiroth:AAAAAAAAAAAAAH*runs into Felwood*
Cloud:GET BACK HERE!*chases*
Maverick17:Ehhh.....see?!
*Tyrande appears*
TyrandeAMN I KNEW THAT SURGE WAS MENACING......What the
Maverick17:.....Agh
Deenesa:Oh this machine is from another world...
Zero:*nifty grin*Ohoho Maverick17, wheres 66
Maverick17:........Dunno.
Zero:*angry*ARgh!!!!!!
Maverick17:*detecting*It says hes in Winterspring*confused look*
Zero:And where the fack is Winterspring?
Maverick17:Through there
Zero:THROUGH THAT DEAD PLACE?
Deenesa:.....Oh my god....its called Felwood
Zero:SHUT UP YOU
Deenesa:Im scared...
Zero:IM LOOKIN FOR THAT IDIOT
Maverick17:Hes got issues i see*nod nod*
Maverick17:Sometimes he scares me
Deenesa:Eh...
*At Winterspring*
66-Sephiroth-66:God this area is freakin cold
Zero:*nifty grin*Found ya!
66-Sephiroth-66:Zoh my god.....*runs quickly*
Zero:Stop outrunning the inevitable!
*Aleihza pops up*
Aleihzaamn i need a new intro
66-Sephiroth-66:!!!!
Zero:Gahahaah
Aleihza:.......Urh........Well thats a wierd machine*reffering to Zero*
Zero:Argh idiot im from another world
Aleihza:I see
66-Sephiroth-66:AAAHHHHH*jumps over Aleihza's mount and runs*
Zero:Argh what an idiot*chases*
Aleihza:Im so getting out of here
(at Zul'Gurub)
Troll:NO MY COOKIE
Troll2:NO MY COOKIEEEEE
Troll:MYYYYY COOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEE
Hakkar the Soulflayer:*HISS*
Troll:UHHHHHHH.....
(silence)
Troll2:COOKIE!
(Back with the humans)
Yarrick:Yah! Erathia ahead
(Sees Juggernaughts)
Yarrick:AGH HOW DARE THE HORDE FOLLOW US!
Drunk Footman:Grab ya Horde and fight the Sword
Dwarf:We must defeat the dwarves!
Dwarf Rifleman:I shot the bartender, I shot the zeppelin, I also shot your dog.
Yarrick:HOW CAN WE ESCAPE THEN? WE DONT HAVE A FRIGGIN ZEPPELIN
Dwarf Rifleman:The boat?
Yarrick:WHERE GOING TO CRASH THE BOAT! DUH
Dwarf Rifleman:Thats stupid..
Yarrick:YES I KNOW
(Back with Tyrande)
Tyrande:Im so bored
Huntressriestress!
Tyrande: ?!
Huntressarnassus!!!
Tyrande:!?
Sentinelarnassus soon will be under attack by Scourge!
Tyrande:AH! im coming!!!
(at Darnassus)
Warden:We wont last if Tyrande dont help
Sentinel:Im sure shes coming
*Tyrande appears*
Tyrande:Here i am!
(At the Scourge)
Scourge General:Gahahah! I'll be pleased to see Tyrandes head, begin the attack
Scourge attackers:YAAAAAAAAAAAAH
LocalDefense.3arnassus is under attack!
*Deenesa, Aleihza teleports to Darnassus*
Both:SCOURGE!
(5 days later whilst in the attack)
Tyrande:Their unlimited!
Aleihza:They will all die! i swear!
Deenesa:We could try and get them out of Darnassus
Aleihza:Good idea, im referring to the edge of Teldrassil though
Deenesa:HAHAAHAHA! Aleihza you crack me up
Aleihza:*PAIN*No time for laughing! got ugly brutes to kill
Abomination:BLEEEEEEUAAAAAARGH
(2 days later, the smoke cleared up)
FelX:Friggin weaklings....
Fury:Why not send me?
FelX:Your time will come soon
Fury:*evil grin*
(At Darnassus)
Sentinel:The repairs will cost alot! it would take along time for Darnassus to be rebuilt.
Tyrandeont worry
Tyrande:Anyways im going to Hyjal, if there are more further conserns please feel free to tell me*leaves*
(at Mt.Hyjal)
Tyrandeamn its quiet here!
66-Sephiroth-66:Im safe from the blonde hippie
Zero:HAH No your not and I aint a hippie!
Tyrande:I need to learn to shut my mouth
(apart of the land starts cracking)
All:!!!
Fury:Hah look whos here....*evil grin*
Tyrande:What are you
Fury:Ill give you the awnsers if you defeat me
Zero:You'll have no head by then
Fury:Fool!*blasts Zero*
(66-Sephiroth-66 grabs his mazamune)
66-Sephiroth-66:Ya ready punk?
Fury:Give it what you got.
66-Sephiroth-66:*starts summoning a ride armor*
Fury:What!?
66-Sephiroth-66:*gets in the ride armor*Ready?
Tyrande:OH SHIT!*grabs Zero and runs to a safe area*
Fury:This weapon must be worthy of the Heavens!
66-Sephiroth-66:SHUT UP!*aims the gattling gun at Fury*
(PEW PEW!!!!)
Fury:ARGH MY FACE!!!!
66-Sephiroth-66:No mercy!
(66-Sephiroth-66 shoots again but Fury is quick)
66-Sephiroth-66:Hes quicker then the armor!
(Fury destroys the left arm)
Tyrande:CMON hes fuckin the machine up!
Fury:That does it!!!!WHAT the
66-Sephiroth-66:Ace in da belly!*PEW PEW Lazer beam at Fury*
Fury:ARGH WHY YOU!*destroys the ride armor*
(66-Sephiroth-66 is still alive)
Fury:YOUR DEAD THOUGH!
66-Sephiroth-66:Nah i luckily got out of the armor, Bah you made have destroyed it! but i have another weapon
Fury:And that would be...
66-Sephiroth-66OWER DRIVE:Meteor!
(The meteor rushes in and smashes Fury)
Fury:ARGHHH!!!!
(Zero gets up and joins the battle)
(Zero slashes Fury at the back)
Fury:ARGH HOW IS IT YOU STILL LIVE?
66-Sephiroth-66:SHOW NO MERCY!
Fury:EARTH TREMOR!!!
(66-Sephiroth-66 falls over)
ZeroOWER DRIVE:Cross Blade!
Fury:ARGHH!!!!!*gets slashed in half*
Fury:Ill tell you all the info you need idiots
Fury:FelX will soon have the sky raining fire! soon the Burning Legion will return
Tyrande:WHAT?!
Fury:YOU HEARD ME!!!
(Tyrande shoots an arrow right at Fury)
(Fury is dead(ceremony! not))
Tyrande:I feel this FelX is using a very young ancient named Aeri to summon this portal! we must make haste
(Somewhere)
FelX:Now submit! summon this portal NOW!
Aeri:*thinking:Uhhhhhh*..........
FelX:*points his buster at her*GRRR
Aeri:Ah!*uses some spell defusing normal X with FelX*
FelXamn that stupid kid!*reffering to Aeri* shes going to die! but your the one dying first
X:Bring it punk!
FelX:I am immortal you know
X:ATLEAST I DONT GO BLABBING ABOUT IMMORTALITY!!!
FelX:Why you!
Aeri:........Eek! stop it please
X:Hand of Pyro!
(REFLECT)
X:Fuck!
(PAIN!(X looks like he needs a hug))
X:Argh!
FelX:Bolt of Lightning!
(PAIN!!!)
X:Fool!*on the floor in uber pain(Awwww he needs a hug))
FelX:Not even a scratch..Now the kid must die
X:NO WAIT!
(X uses some spell that forces FelX off the building)
(X turns his head around and stares off into the distance..(death stare))
Maverick17:Bro! what the fuck happened to you?
X:Ive been so wasteless over the years*flashback*
Maverick17:No bro your a hero*flashbacks(oh yea you cant miss this
X:*charged full shot at Rage*
Rage's head flies off
X:HEADSHOT!)*
X:Ive freed myself
X:Goodbye Maverick17.....*dies*
Maverick17:N0
Tyrande:Uhm Aeri you ok
Aeri:Yea!!!
Tyrande:Good lets go to Ashenvale
Zero:Oh my god my best friend is dead and YOUR not grieving?
Tyrande:Its not my job to cry
*Deenesa whispers:Your frostsabre is dead*
*Tyrande begins to swell up tears*
Deenesa:My job here is done.
(At Zul'Gurub)
Troll:IT WAS BIG
Troll:And..uhhh, it look busted
TrollDire:Busted...?
Troll:Yea! electricity everywhere....wires...*shiver*large cracks, red eyes with a sort of teal glow
TrollDire:......Busted...?
Troll:ZOH MY GOD
*growling is heard*
TrollShaman:ticktick
Hakkar the Soulflayer:And what is this..?
Amp:...
Amp:..The names Amp...And...Your Trolls are Whores
Hakkar the Soulflayer:WHAT?!
TrollDire:....Whores?...
Hakkar the Soulflayer:.......Get out Amp
Amp:Whatever......Idiots...
TrollHunter:Here mon have a cookie
TrollShaman:TOOT!
Hakkar the Soulflayer:UhhhH?
*Somewhere...Somewhere..OK SOMEWHERE*
Tyrandearade....?
Aleihza:I dunno
Deenesa:You know nothing Aleihza
Aleihza:YAAAH
Tyrande:Its night
Aleihza:ALREADY
Deenesa:Ya
Tyrande:Lets see this....parade then
*at the parade*
Danaihza:I cant stand my legs are crampy, argh!
Tyrande,Aleihza&Deenesa:Hi!
Danaihza:Hey
Tyrande:Look we made it in time..
Aleihza:...Yea...
Deenesa:ELUNE THIS IS BORING
Ancient Singers:Vevos....Lusec....Vevos....Venosec
Aleihza:...
*dududu finally some music*
Aleihza:Oh look these Ancients worship Hakkar..
Tyrande:HAKKAR? KILL!
Deenesa:For elunesake Aleihza Learn to shut up
Aleihza:.......BLEH
*Tyrande ruins the parade*
Ancient:STUPID ELF!
Tyrande:STUPID HAKKAR WORSHIPPER
Zero:Someone reminds me of ME
Tyrande:AH! you
Zero:Yes me
Ancient:We dont worship Hakkar! *shows Tyrande a flashback*
Ancient:We only made the Hakkar thing to show how much people bare a hatred in this god.
Tyrande:Uhhhh*embarrsed*
Deenesaont worry Tyr you embarres yourself nearly every day
Tyrande:...
Aleihza:Ehehehe....
*C'thun appears in Phase 1*
C'thun:You will die
*Everyone whos warrior packed attacks C'thun(phase one)*
*30mins go by*
*C'thun changes into Phase 2*
C'thun:Your priviledge ends here
*Ooh the irony of killing C'thun*
*Aleihza gets devoured by Mouth of C'thun*
Aleihza:Ewww im in C'thun's stomach! Hmmm what happens if i kill a tentacle*kills one*
*Aleihza gets spat out*
Aleihza:Im BACK!
Tyrande:GET TO FIGHTING
*some more get devoured by Mouth of C'thun*
*some just get whacked by the tentacles*
*Oh and some kill the eye stalks*
TyrandeIEEEEEEE
*C'thun isnt dying!*
Zero:Hes too hard!
Aleihza:AFter all he is a GOD
Zero:AHH
Maverick17:*huff huff*Need energy....
Ancient:He wont die til Aeri arrives
Tyrande:ARGH SHE BETTER HURRY
Aeri:AH C'THUN
C'thun:Awww crap
*Aeri Banishes C'thun*
Aeri:Toot
Tyrande:Good timing
Aeri:Ya
*somewhere around a crater*
Tyrande:Wow this crater is heavily wounded! even druids cant heal it
Aleihza:Grrrrrrr
Tyrande:Haha
Deenesa:TYRANDE! THERES SOMETHING REAL STRONG IN THERE
Tyrande:WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU? anyways get back to Darnassus immediatly, we'll kill this thing
Aleihza:*nifty grin*
*in the crater*
Tyrande:Qiraji battle tanks....?
Aleihza:Get on em
Tyrande:Ok
*in the HEART of the crater*
Anub'Zoras:I and the Great Eye...
Tyrande:Im ready, IM READDDDYYYYY
Anub'Zoras:You will die today
Aleihza:Less talking more killing
Tyrande:I cant get over that eye
Aleihza:Its probly in Phase 1, something like that
Tyrande:Yea
*fights Anub'Zoras in phase one(large eye)*
*The eye dies*
Tyrande:Ok.....now what
*Anub'Zoras goes into phase 2*
Aleihza:A Crypt Lord?
Anub'Zoras:You'll have no tomorrow
AleihzaIEEEEEEEEEE
*outside the crater*
Deenesa:I only am a Fury Warrior, a Warrior of revenge, but i must help or they'll die...well here goes nothing*Deenesa joins the battle*
Tyrande:You done what Azeroth demanded!
Deenesa:I joined the battle!
Aleihza:I dont care if you joined the battle!
Deenesa:Rrrrrr
*back to fighting*
*5hours later*
Anub'Zoras:Argh Dont Praise Yet, I Was Only A Mere Shadow Of What I Was
*Anub'Zoras fades*
Tyrande:Hows Lykir?*cheesy grin*
Aleihza:LICKER? I hope he was aten by Nelfarion, Nozdormu or Alexstrazsa
Tyrande:K
Aleihza:OR Malygos, OR Tyranastrazs OR Vaelstraz OR uhhh.....Onyxia OR Nefarion
Tyrande:K
Deenesa:Tyranastrazs is dead and you missed Ysera!
Aleihza:Ok.....OR Ysera OR Lethon OR Emeriss OR Ysondre OR Taerar
Tyrande:K
Aleihza:OR Chrommagus OR Teremus OR Swedish Fish
Tyrande:Swedish Fish??!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Aleihza:Uhm......nothing
Deenesaont mind her....shes in her owwwwn world
Aleihza:OH REALLY?
Tyrande:Ya really
Aleihza:..Bleh....eh?
RandomForsaken:Oh oh oh oh.....bebluedudubedabududududdudu GRANAH!!!! *cannabilizes the floor*
Paladin:Grab ya Sword and fight the Horde*points at the random Forsaken*
Human:The only thing I wanted the only thing I ever needed was my own ways I cant handle the trace...yo buck it up and suck it up Im my own god ill do as I please....woah SHUT YOUR MOUTH! WOAAAAAAH! What part of shut your mouth dont you understand?!...My mind is playing tricks on me Im not as stable as I use to be...Im my own person I'll do as I want.....why wont you just SHUT YOUR MOUTH?! WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! what part of SHUT YOUR MOUTH dont you UNDERSTAAND?!.....
Orc:Oooh, that was kind of nice.....?
Human:SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!*kicks the Orc*
Orc:*flying away*ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEEEEEEEEN*smacks into a Dwarves house*
Dwarf:Wheres me drink?!*his drink falls down*Oh theres me drink..
Aleihza:I wanted to do that!
Human:Haha
Tyrandeont worry Al, i'll find you an orc to kick one day*grin*
Aleihza:Yup...
(in Tanaris)
Aleihza:Meow
Deenesa:Wha? oh your in travel form
Aleihza:Mow!!!
Deenesa:Fine, me try speaking in cat.
Deenesa:Mew?
Aleihza:Meowwwww
Deenesa:Miauw?!
Bronze Drake:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOROR
Deenesa:EEK A MOOING DRAKE!
Aleihza:Mew?*runs from Deenesa*
Deenesa:HEY!
(Aleihza gets out of travel form)
Director:Ok ok...play the piano thingy!
(Dududududdudududu)
Director:Ok guy sing yar bit
Singing guy in the backgroundwoejist, wejsht, dwoejist, wesht, wesht
Director:Ok come with the instruments.
Director:OK SINGER ON FACE OF FACT SING!
Singer:Oono maya uno kranei konowonusu, oooomayanai, aleagore, asktid lo'gor,Ooomayanai oonogodey....wonomostu hirate gyo, hiki yosetara so'nono, ekkunimibob ekknusu EKKUSUUUU hirane gyo, konowotsu borom'fhe'na,ono foratise geh,ekkmischnetsuwa ooknewsaw, EKKUSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Hiraitye gyutto saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.(instremental)ooooh........oooooh.......oooh...
Director:GOOOD
(ok at Tanaris)
Aleihza:It would be really wierd if Sral popped up
(Sral appears)
Deenesa:Learn to shut up.
Sral:Baaaaaah! Tanaris! IT BURNSSSSSS! I must return to the Eastern Crater!*fades*
Aleihza:Bleh.
Deenesa:Stupid peasent
Aleihza:Ohoho! this elf is no peasent....shes a Draenei!
Deenesa:Hello Draenei! im a Blood Elf, and we are mortal enemies!
Aleihza:Blood Elf? KILLLLL
Deenesa:No one takes the Shield Maiden down!
Guy:ARCANITE REAPER! HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*a drake appears out of nowhere and devours him*
Deenesa&Aleihza:Ok thats it im out of here
(NOZDORMU APPEARS!)
(Nozdormu grabs Deenesa and Aleihza)
Nozdormu:You said you wanted to get out of here?
Aleihza:I should've worn a dress..
Deenesa:I should've worn a dress
(tick tick tick)
Aleihza&Deenesa:Well its been fun
(Nozdormu sends Aleihza&Deenesa flying)
Both:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(AT ORGIMMAR)
SIGN:Thrall party! Orgimmar rave!
Horde:OOOOOOOH! I WANT IN!
(then suddenly.....A troll gets killed! and then the horde are getting killed!)
Thrall:HAKKARS WRATH HAS APPROACHED US! BE ON ALERT HORDE! DO NOT FAIL
(at Zul'Gurub)
Troll:Hakkar 1, Orgimmar 0
Hakkar:*evil grin*
Hakkar2:I wanted to do that!
Differences:ZF anyone?
Thrall:Z0MG! ITS DIFF! RUN! RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
(A drake come and eats Hakkar)
Hakkar2:....lol.....
(somewhere...somewhere...somewhere.somewhere)
Artania:What? your uncles the baboon?
Draeienei:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meccessary:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Other Draenei:EEK! DEMON SNAKE! RUN AWAY!
Artania:?!? WHERE
(they all point at Artania)
Artania: :O

 

[Trunkz]

This is soo stupid....

 

[AlotofGarbage]

...it isnt even finished! expect more of it to be stupid than it was!


Oh and btw, though its not finished and I posted it, thats cause I wanted you to all have a sneak peek of how stupid it will be.