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Warcraft figures on crack!

This bundle is marked as useful / simple. Simplicity is bliss, low effort and/or may contain minor bugs.
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This is a map I made a while ago. It just an abomination of my boredom, so it lacks detail and quality, but alot of people have told me its good, so ive decided to upload. There do exsist another two followers, both made by me, but they are outright bad, so dont watch. If you do however, head over to my profile and you can find them.

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Warcraft figures on crack! (Map)

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22:41, 5th Mar 2009 by bounty hunter2: Well not bad, but still not good enough: * Lack of storyline (Sure it was made to be like that, however it has no point. It wasn't that funny either.) * Bad terrain (Mostly to plain of dodoads and flat.)...

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22:41, 5th Mar 2009 by bounty hunter2:
Well not bad, but still not good enough:

* Lack of storyline (Sure it was made to be like that, however it has no point. It wasn't that funny either.)
* Bad terrain (Mostly to plain of dodoads and flat.)

Well I can't tell what else is wrong with it, however I won't approve it since it lacks quality, it is random and entertaining however still lacking, mostly terrain and an overall idea. The effects used weren't that good either.

Rejected.
 
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This map focus on comedy style cinematic; the jokes is quite good and you able to utilize the sound very well. A thumb up for you.

However, the terrain, fade filter and victory condition need to be improve.

1/5 from me at this moment because.

1) Invalid author name (Violate rules of this site)
2) Force 2 should be disable from the user usage, as it was pointless. If I start cinematic as player 2 (Blue); the map would remain at cinematic mode without any action at all (Bug).
 
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Very funny cinematic and i love the use of sounds! :D
Terrain could probably be better, but who the fuck cares when the cinmatic is just awesome.
I hope you will make a sequal because the cinamatic is quite funny. :)

5/5

1/5 from me at this moment because.

1) Invalid author name (Violate rules of this site)
2) Force 2 should be disable from the user usage, as it was pointless. If I start cinematic as player 2 (Blue); the map would remain at cinematic mode without any action at all (Bug).
Dude your rating it 1/5 because for 2 things that doesnt matter at all?
 
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However, the terrain, fade filter and victory condition need to be improve.

1/5 from me at this moment because.

1) Invalid author name (Violate rules of this site)
2) Force 2 should be disable from the user usage, as it was pointless. If I start cinematic as player 2 (Blue); the map would remain at cinematic mode without any action at all (Bug).

The terrain could without a doubt be better. The fade filter is used once. Victory Qonditions? Comon, knock youreself in the head a couple of times and think again.

1) Fixed
2) Fixed, altough im wondering why on earth you whould even want to be player 2
 
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To Nudl9 : Rating 1 is also known as unacceptable. The map was unacceptable due to this 2 errors; if you submit a map with such a errors. It would never gain approval at all, if it does. There is a possibility of the map been set to pending or reject.

Getting a approval from the staff doesn't mean the map could approve if it was bugged or violate rules.

To Roman_legion : That is because that was consider as bug since a player 2 have nothing to do with it. Posting a map with such a error is unacceptable, if you try to post at site where error and bug are not tolerate. Do not be suprise if it get rejected right away.

As for the victory, you should skip the dialog and scoreboard as this is what it should have in every cinematic. You did not use the fade filter at the right way.

You can ask Rui to review it, he would give you a opinion which are quite similiar to mine and yet more harsh. If you cannot swallow a bitter pill, do not ask his review.
 
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I do watch it, but this is not the way it should be done especially for the ending scene.
Some staff at this site have low tolerance against it, what I told you is for your own good.
Even a approve resources would not be spare for rejection if found out to have such a trivia error.
What I mention might be a hogwash, but it would probably spare your map from rejection in the future.
At site where quality is the main concern like wc3campaign, such a minor error are totally unacceptable. This site was between it where a few leniency was still provided.

I have told you the necessary stuff, if you do not want to fix it. There is nothing I could do, but do not blame the other for your own mistake if there is anything unexpected happen.

Good luck.
 
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So, Septimus. Who here, or anywhere, decides how should a cinematic end? No-one. No-one in Hive is TEH MASTER OF ALLL TEH CINEMATIX OVER TEH WORLDZ!!!!!!!! So, quality is a must? Top, fucking-lick-my-dick-i'm-the-best type quality? There is nobody who could create map with so fucking high quality. So you can create the best of the best? Even you, TEH MASTER OF EVERYTHING!!!!!, make mistakes. Please, go whine somewhere else to someone else "YOUR MAP DOESN'T HAVE A PROPER FADE FILTER!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneoneone!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111"

And please, don't try to play the "Go learn some English before you say anything" coz it makes you look like Super asshole. Wups sorry. You already had that title. Well, whatever. Remember to screw your head before going to sleep, won't you my love<3?
 
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