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The fart-man : Introduction.
- Author(s)
- Arc-BoSs
- Size
- 180.28 KB
- Rating
- Downloads
- 52
- Created
- Dec 1, 2010
- Updated
- Jan 11, 2011
- Resources
- 1
- State
Approved
This bundle is marked as useful / simple. Simplicity is bliss, low effort and/or may contain minor bugs.
This is my new map, with a new character and a new history.
Verry funny, the chapter 1 is coming
.A peasant lives in the countryside to escape the war, with a neighbor who likes the nature verry well, like the hero.
But stranges activites arrived and announced the return of the terrible lord shit-man.
The old fart-man, the fart-man which had overcome the lord shit-man become old, and somebody must take his place to save the world.
It's the poor peasant, who saw all the scene, recovered the powers of the old fart-man, and became .. the new fart-man.
Shit - Dan Van Ohllus
Piggy Pilot - Thrikodius
Not for the moment.
Have a good film
!Contents
Reviews
- Joined
- Jul 24, 2009
- Messages
- 1,842
I like it how you put hidden tags just to make the description look detailed. IMprove it or REJECTION.
- Joined
- Sep 15, 2010
- Messages
- 42
why you just download it and see it.
This cinematic are not quite funniest s*** idiot even see tell my life.
But i like voice act sound word.
This cinematic are not quite funniest s*** idiot even see tell my life.
But i like voice act sound word.
- Joined
- Sep 24, 2010
- Messages
- 142
-fun 1/5
-terrain 1/5
-history decription 3/5
-QUALITY 2/5
-idea 2/5
Vote:2
The map must be fixed.
Rating:
25-20(5)
20-15(4)
15-10(3)
10-5(2)
5-0(1)
-terrain 1/5
-history decription 3/5
-QUALITY 2/5
-idea 2/5
Vote:2
The map must be fixed.
Rating:
25-20(5)
20-15(4)
15-10(3)
10-5(2)
5-0(1)
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- Joined
- Apr 4, 2010
- Messages
- 862
Gonna test it.
Edit: Just tested it, quite funny.
-Good stuffs
-Good storyline
-Funny.
-Not too long and not too short.
-Good camera angle.
-Bad stuffs
-Memory leaks.
-Ended quite abruptly.
Overall- Not bad.
3/5- Just fix the leaks. I got a question, is there a second episode? Because it ended quite abruptly.
Voting for Approval.
Memory leaks tutorial - http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/trigger-gui-editor-tutorials-279/basic-memory-leaks-5889/
Edit again: One more thing, your description, use various colours, don't just use green, its dull.
Try to improve on your description.
Edit: Just tested it, quite funny.
-Good stuffs
-Good storyline
-Funny.
-Not too long and not too short.
-Good camera angle.
-Bad stuffs
-Memory leaks.
-Ended quite abruptly.
Overall- Not bad.
3/5- Just fix the leaks. I got a question, is there a second episode? Because it ended quite abruptly.
Voting for Approval.
Memory leaks tutorial - http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/trigger-gui-editor-tutorials-279/basic-memory-leaks-5889/
Edit again: One more thing, your description, use various colours, don't just use green, its dull.
Try to improve on your description.
- Joined
- Feb 5, 2009
- Messages
- 4,560
Well this is sad...
I watched this for the funny vocals I was informed about. They were few and far between. The humour itself is... poor. Grammatical and spelling errors were at times quite amusing, but I somehow doubt these were deliberate.
Anyway, lack of humour aside, this is quite poor for a cinematic. I somehow doubt this will go unrejected. Dan Van Ohllus will be turning in his grave. 1/5 and rejection.
I watched this for the funny vocals I was informed about. They were few and far between. The humour itself is... poor. Grammatical and spelling errors were at times quite amusing, but I somehow doubt these were deliberate.
Anyway, lack of humour aside, this is quite poor for a cinematic. I somehow doubt this will go unrejected. Dan Van Ohllus will be turning in his grave. 1/5 and rejection.
- Joined
- Oct 20, 2010
- Messages
- 28
I can understand that this humour a little kid is not liked (but this humour will be very important for the continuation of the history), but that remains a cinematics, and you cannot note me only with humour.
The ground, the history and the cameras make parties of the notation.
Hmm. If you want, i start the second part at the end of the first part, so it's normal if the first part finishes so abruptly .
- Joined
- Aug 21, 2010
- Messages
- 283
I'm sorry, but something named the fart man is just not amusing to me.
- Joined
- Oct 20, 2010
- Messages
- 28
not a problem
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2004
- Messages
- 3,712
Rofl. Now that's what I call entertainment and the horrible grammar and the toilet humour adds up the funniness. =D
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- Apr 4, 2010
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lolwut, your too mean, his bad in English, so as a kind citizen of hive, we must be understanding and give him a chance.
- Joined
- Feb 5, 2009
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- 4,560
I like to think that the hive has a form of standard in the maps submitted that stands above sites like EpicWar. Now, I have been informed that Warcraft Campaigns has the highest standards in maps, but this is no reason the hive can't improve it's own standard. After all, this is a development site, and without improving our standard, how are we really developing?
The cinematic itself (with the appallingly unfunny humor put aside for now) is poorly done. The terrain is poor, the effects aren't good and the history in itself is dry and uninteresting. So even without the poor attempt at humour this map should still be rejected as a cinematic. The hive does not need maps like this in its database.
The cinematic itself (with the appallingly unfunny humor put aside for now) is poorly done. The terrain is poor, the effects aren't good and the history in itself is dry and uninteresting. So even without the poor attempt at humour this map should still be rejected as a cinematic. The hive does not need maps like this in its database.
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- Jul 27, 2004
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Btw, Arc-BoSs, you forgot to credit Thrikodius for the flying pig model.
EDIT: Got the wrong author, so I fixed it. x(
EDIT: Got the wrong author, so I fixed it. x(
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- Joined
- Jul 6, 2009
- Messages
- 889
You got one side saying it is funny, and then this one guy saying it's completely terrible. I should watch it I will report back within 365 days.
I will report back within 365 days.
- Joined
- Jul 6, 2009
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LOL. I can imagine some parts of it being quite funny if exaggerated in some animes, like the part where he bangs on the door. But that's anime. This is Warcraft III D= I have no comment on it
But I do have a suggestion, for your next part (if you are making it), incorporate the idea that the shit-man (or w/e) made the "Two Girls, One Cup" video xO
But I do have a suggestion, for your next part (if you are making it), incorporate the idea that the shit-man (or w/e) made the "Two Girls, One Cup" video xO
- Joined
- Oct 20, 2010
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- 28
I've see it..
And i haven't vomit
But i can't create a game like it.. because it's.. so hard :S
I don't need to be banned.
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- Jun 29, 2010
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- 788
What did I just watch? ;o
- Joined
- Dec 23, 2009
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This should be approved, so it could show the rest of this community how to do something funny! IT is just... Hilarious! The best part is the moving free house!
Fun: 10/5
Terrain: 1/5
Idea: Infinite/5
Vote for approval!
Nah, just kidding, but it was really funny indeed.
Fun: 10/5
Terrain: 1/5
Idea: Infinite/5
Vote for approval!
Nah, just kidding, but it was really funny indeed.
- Joined
- Jan 17, 2010
- Messages
- 6,110
Moderation
The fart-man : Introduction.Created by Arc-BoSs ; Uploaded by: Arc-BoSs
I lol'd
Btw I won't approve map until you fix grammar and camera errors!
Terrain can remain (more or less) poor because whole cinematic is somehow simple!
Still I would like to see some more shrubs and fixed annoying lightning as well as terrible sky! Some tiles will be cool as well!
Triggers look terrible man, but because it's small cinematic I won't bother you 2 much for that!
But take my advice and try to clear leaks, it won't change anything here now, but can ruin any other big project!
Other than that, credits are given, map description can do!
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Status: Rejected (until updated)
