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Charlie? that's a little queer. Charlie is what we call a slut...

I'm no homo... but if a cuddle is all you need then I'll call you my Charlie

Dude, what the fuck? I am not a fucking gay slut ._.

Dude it doesn't matter if you are gay or straight. I will always love you. You might not know it yet but you are worth every hug and kiss I can offer online.

no matter what is going on in your life, you are special to me and I hope you the best

I take offense to love.
Love is offensive.

Dicks and vaginas all up in your face. yeah that is pretty offensive, but what I promise is like a mother's love.

I just want to cuddle and spoil you to death

my little laserkid

Nein. I wouldn't refuse the vaginas, though.

No cuddles.

No ships. No love. No kids.

Well vagina and your face/other parts. goes together with kids. you can't have vagina without kids no matter what material your condom is made out of.

also unless you hire an escort there is going to be a ship. as in relationship.

but with me there doesn't need to be a ship... unless are there starker and prey relationships I don't know about?

I will spy you pictures of you in your most embracing underwear. then I'll send it to all the girls you like

mwahahaha you will be mine forever!

I don't have a significant other.

I can train you!

I will train you!!!

You will no longer be the laserkid! when I'm done with you you will be the laserman!

Come I'll teach you kick boxing over the internet. sword fighting too and how to punch.

I already know 7 ways to kill someone with my bare hands IRL.

I know how to erase a persons memories, but it has a small chance of killing them too ^-^

I haven't exactly had the opportunity to perfect it

What fighting technique do you use?

For me besides my kick boxing I use Bukijutsu, it has got to be one of my favourites because it is actually a weapons art fighting technique but you can use it without weapons

BECOME THE WEAPON =)

Get up close to them, headbutt them hard enough for them to fall, and stomp their fucking brains out. That's my favorite one
Almost perfectly executed it once, too.

Lol but anyone can do that, even a fat bastard

I'm talking about killing someone without anyone even knowing it. Without the CTTV camera catching you

Break the CCTV camera before you break the target.

Lol... true but where is it?

They usually aren't very visible to the public, or close enough to damage by hand

Get to the guard room and triangulate the locations, or use an ECM Jammer

ECM jammers can be tracked and they are illegal. meaning once you fire that thing up the cops will already be tracking you just for that!

Simplest solution is to just wear a mask and a spare change of clothing under your jacket.

Kill the guy with a mask that looks like your worst enemy(or them) and then go into a bathroom and boom you are no longer you

If you're killing someone, then it doesn't matter what's illegal.

And what about what you're currently wearing? Fingerprints and DMA will be on it.

Besides, if it's properly concealed they can't track it until concealment is gone. Or you could just loop the footage.

can you currently loop the footage of a cctv camera you have no access to?