No don't pretend. Just so you know I PM'd 5 other hivers to report you too. Now you really now not to flame again. I just called Obama's secretary and he said he'll take care of you IP, as he already did IP tracking on you and it was easy to locate your position. They just send some black-suited agents to come for you. They'll get you for good, and this time they will find you, and not gonna stop looking until their job's done. After that NSA will get your PC and look for all the naughty stuff you've done on your PC, and they'll charge 100€ for every minute of p*rn watched from your bank account. Then they'll insert an eternal backdoor to your PC, so that you can never try to scam them again. They'll keep an eye on you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and record everything you say, log your location every millisecond. They'll come to check you every month or so, just to see if you try to escape them. Cuz if you do, they'll take you to Siberia and never allow you to leave there. After they've taken you there, they'll take care that your hose will get rekt and your closed once will be brainwashed so that they'll forget the existence of "Heinvers". Now this is where the 5 other reports come in. After admins notice that your account has been frequently reported for verbal abuse and threatening harassment, they'll permanently ban your account and block your IP from ever creating a new hive account again. This is only the beginning. They'll remove every thread you made, and all the references to "Heinvers" will be removed from the internet. Then they'll call Obama's secretary to notify that your IP is dangerous as the IP's host has been known to be abusive and threatening against other people on internet, thinking that you'd be invincible in front of your computer monitor. Now as this secretary notices that you're quite wanted guy, he'll recontact the watchers at Siberia and get you to the world's most worst of the worst prison, where no one has lasted more than 5 hours alive. There you'll understand that you really shouldn't have posted that comment on that thread. Now as the first hour is over and you start to hunger for food, begging for it to be honest, the guards want to punish you for being greedy over food. They want you to be silenced for good, so they hire some professional assassins from Japan. These Japanese assassins have sharp edged blades which hunger for blood. But it turns out these assassins are too busy at the moment, so they need to queue you in order to mute you. Lucky you are, these guards won't stop to looking for more assassins to get after you. They'll call 200 different countries, and they get to gather up 300 assassins after you. Now in matter of half hour, already thirty assassins has reached the jail you're in. And as they enter the doorstep they instantly notice you, shivering of coldness and hungering for more food. They prepare their weapons, take of the security, and are ready to pull the trigger. Not they only need the jail head to give a permission to pull the trigger. As the head man comes down the stairs, smoking some high quality smoking pipe and wielding a fancy expensive monocle and wearing 2k dollar suit, he says the words "execute him, gentlemen". So that immediate second, the last breath is taken, and as there's no time to waste, hundreds of assassins make a lethal combat move against you and what happens next is you...
...nah, just kidding
