An angel went down to Earth.
He first went to the French and said, ''I got some commandments for you.''
The Frenchman replied, ''Name an example.''
The angel said, ''You shall not commit adultery.''
The Frenchman replied annoying, ''Bah go away.''
So the angel went to Germany and asked to a German there;
''I got some Commandments for you.''
The German replied with, ''Like?''
He said, ''You shall not kill.''
The German said, ''Yeah right.''
Then the angel went to Italy and told to an Italian
that he got some Commandments for them.
The Italian said, ''Give me an example.''
The angel said: ''You shall not steal.''
The Italian, ''What's so bad about nicking stuff?'' (rethorical)
So the angel left Italy and went to the Jews.
He said his repeated line, ''I got some Commandments for you.''
The jew said, ''How much are they?''
The angel replied, ''It's free.
The jew said then, ''I'll take ten!''
(Pada psssh)