lol sorry for overreacting ;p
vJASS isn't really worth it, IMO.
A few days ago I decided to try convert one of my systems (Camera Shake System) into vJASS (was requested), and since none of the tutorials were any good and I didn't want to spend a few hours going through all the tutorials properly, I ended up reverse engineering my code and looking at other systems to make it work. Took me the whole night D:
The hardest part is getting to grips with how triggers and initializers work... because until you do all that you get out of jass it "nothing works".
But hey, at least I can say I tackled vJASS overnight ;p