Magic Blouse: This piece of everyday clothing is magically enchanted to provide enhanced defence. But why?!?
Wooden Shield: A round shield made of wood. Pretty light, but offers only some small protection. Good for poor people!
<...>: A suit of heavy armour, forged for and worn by a legendary Paladin. It's meant to represent the rigidity and... protection of the Paladin Code or something?
Regal Crown: A golden crown that once belonged to some kind of monarch. Looks expensive!
Elf Cap: A lovely green cap thing, worn by
young heroes out to save their worlds from
evil pig men.
<...>: A <...> which is attuned to the physical wavelengths and body chakras such that it increases the potential of the body of the wearer. Or something like that.
<...>: A <...> which is attuned to the mental wavelengths and mind chakras such that it increases the potential of the mind of the wearer. Or something like that.
Amethyst: A coloured variety of quartz, usually used to adorn jewellery or armour. It's superstitiously believed to protect from intoxication, but this has never been proved in the slightest.
Keyblade: No, this has nothing to do with Kingdom Hearts. Nothing at all. It's not even a reference to it or anything.
<...>: This is rather unpleasant. Why did you pick it up? Ew.
Bone: An old bone from some kind of creature that presumably had a skeleton.
Pixie Dust: A rare type of magical dust which pixies naturally produce. It doesn't allow you to fly, unfortunately.
Zombie Hand: It's, uh, a zombie's hand... What would you want THAT for? Practical jokes, probably. You sicken me.
Warp Stone: A type of magical stone that can somehow allow a person to travel as if casting the Warp spell. You can't use it though. Why? Because. Shut up.
Big Creepy Eye: A large, squishy eyeball. It seems to be constantly watching you...
<...>: You managed to finally get that <...> that you always dreamed of, thus furthering your rise to Omnipotent Overlord. One day. Then they'll see.
Steel Staff: Warning: Do not use during thunderstorms.