A new product from Galactical Direct Web Shopping!~
Men, were you rejected by a girl-friend, because your face wasn't handsome enough?
Did that promotion which was rightfully yours, go to that taller guy?
Did your own children think you were years older than you really are, because of your hair falling out?
Do you think you're not up-to-date with you fashion?
WELL HAVE NO FEAR
Introducing the "DEAD HEAD"
G.D.W.B has found a new product, which could solve all the cosmetic problems in the world!
Made by a well known Swedish and German company, you KNOW it will last for generations!
Just simply take the head out of the box, and put it on your own head. IT'S THAT SIMPLE! but wait, do you have a small head, well NO PROBLEM! Just leave it out in the sun, or pickle it to make a perfect fit!
Let's here from some of our buyers
Old Man- Well if you own an RV you gonna have one of these... or if you have a ugly head...
Fat Woman- Oh My Gawd, I never have to buy paper-towels anymore. I mean... What product am I selling aga-
Mother and Daughter- All we can say is "Dead Head...Wow"
Chubby Woman- I lost 10 pounds, in 10 DAYS. THAT's an inch and a pound a day!
Uncertified Doctor- I recommend it to all my patients, and in 2 weeks, they can see noticeable results
Well you heard it folks, so what I you waiting for? Call GDWD now!
Pay with 65 easy payments of 99.99!
If you are not satisfied with your results within 30 days, just send it back for a refund of $199.99!
But wait, there's more! If you call within the next 10 minutes, you will not get one, but TWO Dead-Heads!, And if you use your credit card, we will reduce the price by $7500
So if you buy now, you will recieve $20,000 worth of goods, for $7500!
CALL NOW~
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Okay. Seriously. Inspired by Ike_Ike (don't ask, something he said). It's like 4kb and it fits MOST heads. For some it looks like a giant Tumah, or it floats around. Im not gonna make a female dead head, or any other head.
Criticism is allowed . Who said it wasn't allowed? Credits is needed if you want to (but you do. I know it).

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