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Banhammer Pedestal

This is the holy place where you find the holy Banhammer.

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Keywords:
Ban, Hammer, Gold, Rui, Dragon, Maul, Weapon, Banish, Heavy, Metal, Owned, phail
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Banhammer Pedestal (Model)

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22:24, 7th Oct 2009 Pyritie: ALL HAIL THE BANHAMMER
Level 11
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Jul 2, 2008
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Damn, you just can't understand... I want you to create an animation when the altar is broken and the hammer flyes somewhere into the sky to never appear... All other things as putting it on the ground near the shrine could be made by triggers.
 
Level 11
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Then create an animation, where the hammer flyes up from the pedestal and moves in from of it into the hands of "imaginable" future holder of it. Cause when the hammer just disappears looks a bit strange :p
 
Level 9
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May 9, 2009
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Here is the story of the young man.. who survived the wraith of the Banhammer...

Man: Banhammer, I have come to become an admin with my lingering reputation
Banhammer: Do you believe you can become one of the few?
Man: Yes I do almighty king of admins
Banhammer: Take this almighty hammer and attempt to wield it. You will be tested
*Man takes hammer*
Man: Like this? Banhammer? Where are you
*Man looks at shattered pedestal*
Man: Oh no... oh no... what have I done
Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Banhammer: God shut up! Okay you annoying brat you passed the silent test
*Banhammer flashes*
Man: Woah, what just happened? Where is the banhammer? Where is it
Mysterious Voice: You have passed the test. Before you are three weapons
Man: Strange, am I crazy
*Three weapons appear, a sword, a shield and a staff*
Sword: I am the sword, I strike pointless spammers who troll our forum
Shield: I am the shield, the locker of threads and the one who directs the new
Staff: I am the staff, I am one who moderates spells and give spammers -Rep
Man: Must I choose one of you? Whats that flashing object in the corner?
Handle: I am the handle. I should not be chosen, for I am weak and devestated
Man: Should I choose one of the others then
Handle: If you choose me, you will have no power, but the power of them all
Man: But why should I choose you
Handle: My power is lesser, but greater than all
Man: I guess I ought to choose you
Handle: Dont! I will return you as a user if you do, instead follow the instructions
*Light flashes*
Man: What is this?
Handle: It is instructions of how to gain power, the strongest way
*Man touches scroll*
Step 1: Take the sword and strike down the 3 spammers that appear, destroy their posts
Step 2: Take the staff and combined with the blade, destroy the spammed spell
Step 3: Take the shield and prepare for this quiz. It will tell you to support the spammers. Block the lies with the shield and strike him down with your sword
Step 4: Now, grab the handle. It should merge with your weapons to create something wonderful
*Man gasps*
Man: I.. am amazed..
Scroll: You must listen to us. Making a mistake will result in fatal banning and failure
*3 steps later*
Man: Okay, I've obtained the three weapons, now what
Handle: Take me and I'll merge the three weapons to one
Man: But thats a horrible mistake! Three weapons are much better than one strong one
Handle: You dare question me? Prepare to be banned
*Handle becomes gigantic spammer*
Man: I knew you weren't an admin, you had been lieing to get the power for your own
Handle: I know you fool, for I am Spammarin, the strongest spammer in the galaxy
*Spammarin slashes Man and hits*
Man: My digital body! Its fading! My 4 lives are degenerating! What did you do
Spammarin: You shall see
*Man splits into 3 bodies*
Spammarin: What! That shouldn't have happened! You cannot stop me
Man 1-3: Yes we can! Fear us and our 3 weapons of anti-spam
*14 seconds of long battle later*
Man 3: Dude, like he's so like strong dude! Lets like, retreat!
Man 2: No! No! No! I am too powerful for it! No! You just suck! *Evil laughter*
Man 1: Well, we must merge our personality back together. It might work
*3 seconds of merging later and flashing lights later*
Man: I have obtained it. The almighty ban hammer. Fear my wraith evil spammer
Spammarin: No, fear my wraith and hacking skills! Eat this *Summons chicken*
Man: I summon the admins and admins before me to attack this beast, come forth
*Man summons time portal from spell sections*
Man: Admins, let us strike down this beast with our power! We fight now
Ralle: No! I'm chieftain! You listen to me! I say attack! Now charge
Pyrite: Eat this! Yellow fire of doom! *Fires yellow fire from dragon mouth*
Spammerin: Hahahaha! You cannot penetrate my shield! Fear my wraith
Man: The only way to beat... is on the outside... Ralle, take lead! Ill brb
*Man calls cops*
Bob: Hehehe... hacking is fun... hehehe
Bob's Mom: Bob! Lunch time and your friends are here! Come down now
Bob: Wait a minute... I have no friends... she lies
Cops: Move move move! Here he is! Tracked by his IP address! Your coming to jail! Now
Bob: But im only 40! Let me go please! I will never hack again
Cops: It's too late now, your going to jail
*Meanwhile back in the ban hammer area*
Man: Well that was weird. Hey look its the Banhammer! Im coming
*Man grabs Banhammer*
Banhammer: You have past the final test. You are now an admin. Your powers will be... Will be continued... in never...




Anyways.... Nice model. 4/5 from me
 
Level 7
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Dec 23, 2009
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The one who bears the Banhammer in his hands may ban even the greatest of greatest gamers from a server. He can see into peoples' minds, and know who cheats and who's gonna get BANN'D. It is told that someone even managed to ban Chuck Norris (thunder strikes down from the sky) from a server using the Banhammer (another bolt of thunder). Think about these words, as this weapon is really epic.

I think this hammer should get a custom champaign. What'cha think? I, for one give a :infl_thumbs_up:!
 
Dude, the banhammer is made from 100,000,000 baonot carmalized awesomesauce. its worth over 52,000,000 dollars on the blackmarket. It can ban anyone, anything, anywhere, at any time, instantly. the crafting of the banhammer alone eclipses all the great wonders of the world combined ten thousand times. X10. It is to powerful for any other than XARWIN to even be wthin a 1000 dimensions from it.
 
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