Warcraft III adult-rated maps?

[Zwiebelchen]

I was wondering if there are any quality adult-rated maps in WC3? And I'm not really talking about violence here... because gore is pretty much in every modern triple-A release anyway, so nobody blinks an eye anymore.

So, my fellow hivers, are there some funny, high quality maps with pornographic content?
I was asking this because I've recently browsed the interwebs out of boredom and found some funny flash games here and there that I really enjoyed in one way or the other.

One particular example that caught my attention was a flash game about managing a brothel. I didn't even play it for the porn, but for the actual economy, collection and management aspect that was pretty fun. It had some weird pokemon "catch em all" vibe to it.

Does stuff like this exist in WC3? Is there any quality adult content?

 

[ukn0wnD3str0y3r]

Fuck the girl is a game that those kid can use an ability 'Fuck' to make the Girl Rage... Rock to stun the girl... the girl get more red when she is more angry... careful her ability! will kill you xD the people get more points to win

 

[Zwiebelchen]

Fuck the girl is a game that those kid can use an ability 'Fuck' to make the Girl Rage... Rock to stun the girl... the girl get more red when she is more angry... careful her ability! will kill you xD the people get more points to win

Dafuq did I just read?

 

[ukn0wnD3str0y3r]

The map is really exists

 

[Orcnet]

Ah my friend, you somehow summoned me the Map Moderator to such content I am easily to comply with!

Actually, elf boy Vengeancekael made a side quest with funky junk in his map: http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/maps-564/awakening-1-7-a-190040/

 

[E.M.C]

I remember playing some versions of LOAP where you could buy "porn magazines" and if you click them, some kinky image displays in full screen.

 

[takakenji]

wtf????

 

[Conflate]

promiscuous churl

 

[Biggrouse]

I've played a lot of adult maps, yes. My favorite would be Horny Archimonde or Maze of Porn.

 

[Aeroblyctos]

IHorny Archimonde

Link please.

 

[Dr Super Good]

Closest was some LoaPs which did actually contain a lot of XXX content. However it appeared all that content was inserted by 12 year olds or something. Yes they actually managed to make a bad map even worse.

 

[chobibo]

I remember those loaps with promised pornographic content, but turns out it had low res images.

 

[WhiteFang]

Horny Archimonde

Not funny bro

 

[StoPCampinGn00b]

Posting acctual pornographic content... rules.. yeah!

There's one called Sexy Chick's Island. Um, I have the file but I'm not sharing it on Hive grounds

 

[Aeroblyctos]

Don't post - just show maps.

I wanna have that archimonde with that huge black dick. I remember it was a funny custom game. I wanna show it to my friends.

 

[Orcnet]

Did I mentioned that the map I posted has a moaning cinematic? you know hump-hump?

 

[Zwiebelchen]

Somehow, that thread ended up being more entertaining that I thought it would be.

That's some funny stuff to google now...

 

[WhiteFang]

Don't post - just show maps.

I wanna have that archimonde with that huge black dick. I remember it was a funny custom game. I wanna show it to my friends.

You guys better hide this thread from Mythic...

 

[chobibo]

Why should we hide it from Mythic bro?

 

[E.M.C]

Closest was some LoaPs which did actually contain a lot of XXX content. However it appeared all that content was inserted by 12 year olds or something. Yes they actually managed to make a bad map even worse.

Don't you dare diss LOAP to me mister.

 

[WhiteFang]

Why should we hide it from Mythic bro?

Mythic gets a little over excited about errrr.... Adult content.

@E.M.C. You like LOAP?I thought I was the only one...

 

[E.M.C]

Yeah dude, I always had a soft spot for LOAP, one of those awesome old school maps. I remember playing LOAP games for hours, usually being a druggy.

 

[trolman]

>pornography in warcraft 3

what makes you think that 8 polygoned breasts would be appealing?

 

[LordDz]

>pornography in warcraft 3

what makes you think that 8 polygoned breasts would be appealing?

Click me baby, one more time.

 

[chobibo]

looks horrible

 

[trolman]

Click me baby, one more time.

they are just a texture, i've actualy seen some lews warcraft skins/models

if its like campaign screen quality its ok but cmon, look at her face, look at her chest from a diffrent angle, dem pyramid tits

 

[Ezekiel12]

I remember playing a tower defense were waves of dildos and tentacles and stuff were running against your towers which also had sexual names. Most were just renamed standard models from wc3 but the map was pretty good as a TD. Can't find it now though.

If you want a map that comes closest to masturbation I advise you to play some version of Click TD (doesn't matter at all which one because the only goal is to drive you crazy anyways)

(this topic might be best suited for the 'something else' forum?)

 

[Aeroblyctos]

I already fapped two times row to this awesome woman over here.

 

[trolman]

I already fapped two times row to this awesome woman over here.

who? the sorcerous?

 

[Aeroblyctos]

who? the sorcerous?

No. To your Michael Jackson avatar.

 

[Map Designer]

what on earth does porn have to do with warcraft III LOL

 

[Zwiebelchen]

what on earth does porn have to do with warcraft III LOL

Rule 34?

 

[Gismo359]

>pornography in warcraft 3

what makes you think that 8 polygoned breasts would be appealing?

See Prime Matron, although I dont really like the thought of such a map.

 

[trolman]

See Prime Matron, although I dont really like the thought of such a map.

>implying that thing is attractive

 

[LordDz]

Should have a map contest for this. Because we need this, for education purposes ofc.

 

[Idaero Ace]

Lol fapped on michael jackson
Anyway, low poly porn is suck
Ow, that Prime Matron. I have seen her on one of Loap and they make her as hooker by adding some animation. Also, currently i am trying to make a sexy model

 

[A Void]

You people are weird. Looking for porn in a video game? Warcraft? Seriously?

 

[Gismo359]

I just meant she had bouncing bewbs, I aint into these things.

 

[Idaero Ace]

Porn on game is kinda fun. You know GTA V with fisrt person, including when you take a hooker there. Lol.

 

[A Void]

Porn on game is kinda fun. You know GTA V with fisrt person, including when you take a hooker there. Lol.

Ok, let's return to the topic. - Warcraft III adult-rated maps?

 

[trolman]

Ok, let's return to the topic. - Warcraft III adult-rated maps?

Unless they are like campaign loadscreen model quality OK, otherwise this idea belongs in the trash. War3 engine is like a gazilion years old anyways.

 

[N.Knight]

Hope this is not a necropost. All adult rated stuff is not porn. Nudity is not porn, although some pervs will disagree. I will be more interested in seeing tastefully done adult situations rather than seeing a set of polygons acting the whole thing out. eg: New Reno in fallout 2 and the text based sex scene with bishop's wife. that was tastefully done. But not everyone is Chris Avellone.

my own project (link in sig, mind you though, very little to show yet, in terms of screenshots) is a srpg which will include a few such scenes and some amount of nudity. But its all part of the story, nothing done for the fap...err...heck of it.
Fans of adult stuff in maps will be pleased.

 

[Kakerate]

I'm surprised a post like this exists on The Hive Workshop

 

[Mechanical Man]

http://www.epicwar.com/maps/190730/

This map may have dicks in it, notorious geniune Bartosz Walaszek gay polish porn Poland is most famous for. I believe it was done by the gayest user on hive, Kofi_Banan.

 

[trolman]

http://www.epicwar.com/maps/190730/

This map may have dicks in it, notorious geniune Bartosz Walaszek gay polish porn Poland is most famous for. I believe it was done by the gayest user on hive, Kofi_Banan.

I got attack and killed by a large group of male genetalia with swords.

5/5 made me gay

 

[Zaramorus]

Wow what has happened to people. People trying to find porn on warcraft. This is just weird. If you want porn go to piratebay and watch those ads. Anyway its actually easy to spot porn downloaders on Warcraft 3. Sometimes when i play Titan Land for some people it takes like 300-400 seconds to load the goddamn map so they surely watching porn or something and also i once saw some dude who got kicked for having 2671 ping XD.

 

[A Void]

Wow what has happened to people. People trying to find porn on warcraft. This is just weird. If you want porn go to piratebay and watch those ads. Anyway its actually easy to spot porn downloaders on Warcraft 3. Sometimes when i play Titan Land for some people it takes like 300-400 seconds to load the goddamn map so they surely watching porn or something and also i once saw some dude who got kicked for having 2671 ping XD.

thats not porn, that's bad internet connection. Did you truly think people are watching porn? Childish myth.

 

[Kazeon]

I saw a map named "Kodo Sex"

 

[Zaramorus]

thats not porn, that's bad internet connection. Did you truly think people are watching porn? Childish myth.

Well, but why are their internet connections the worst? There are some possibilities like:
They watching pornhub
They live in Africa
or they just downloading like 10 torrents at the same time.

 

[gorillabull]

there are a ton really ive only played two: island of erotic pleasures and some hentai shit