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Yo Hive Mama Jokes - v2!

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So I've recently re-found out this old thread of mine...
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/off-topic-478/yo-hive-mama-jokes-243803/
...and died laughing. I want to give it a re-roll :)

Best of the jokes from the first one:

- Yo hive mama so fat, the Lich King model compressed to 5 kb in size when she stepped on it. (Maker)
- Yo hive mama so fat, she can't Log Out. (Orcnet)
- Yo hive mama so fat, she can't even log in. (MortAr)
- Yo hive momma so fat, she can't be hidden with hidden tags. (chobibo)
- Yo Hive mama so poor, she can't even afford the neutral reputation gem (Apheraz)
- Yo hive mama so smart, she joined Wc3C instead of THW. (Kyrbi0)
- Yo hive mama so fat her rep gems orbit around her gravitational field! (Tleno)
- Yo hive momma so big, she can't fit in a single account. (chobibo)
- Yo Hive Mama so fat, she fits into five pages of Pack resources. (Aph)

Give a shot at yours, share a laugh :)
Btw, lemme quote this:

Disclaimer:
This thread is made for your "Yo Hive Mama" jokes, and is not meant to insult individuals or groups, but to share the laugh and boost up motivation and creativity. Any user posts which are found disturbing, offensive or harrasing will be sanitized.
 
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Disclaimer:
This thread is made for your "Yo Hive Mama" jokes, and is not meant to insult individuals or groups, but to share the laugh and boost up motivation and creativity. Any user posts which are found disturbing, offensive or harrasing will be sanctioned.
I know it has multiple meanings, but sanctioned doesn't seem like the right word. I take that to mean you will give your approval.

Edit: I looked it up. Now I'm more confused.
 
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Yo mama so ugly, when she changed her avatar into her face Ralle banned her.
 

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Yo hive mama is so oldschool, she displays savecodes on screen.

Yo hive mama is so fat, she only has a "chest" attachment point.

Yo hive mama is so stupid, she fell through the alpha tile.

Yo hive mama is so ugly, she makes wintermaul look good in comparison.

Yo hive mama is so dumb, she still petitions blizzard to fix WC3 bugs.

Yo hive mama is so fat, fog of war covers her crotch.

Yo hive mama is so noob, she joins worm-war hostbot games.
 

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Yo hive mama so fat, when I she made her model it was 3907 GB in size.

Yo hive mama so fat when I added her in a techtree of human race her foodcost went 299!

Yo hive mama so poor her gold cost in the techtree is 0.1

Yo hive mama so big her warstomp ability deals 999999 damage !

Yo hive mama so fat , her flesh armor is 100000

Yo hive mama so famous everyone knows about this thread !
 
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