What would you do if a war broke out?

An explosion in your neighbourhood wakes you up. You rush to the window, look out and see planes dropping bombs at your city and tanks rolling trough the streets. What would you do?

Two options available:

A) Run out and get c-c-COMBO raped by guns, cannons and bombs.

B) Stay inside while a smart bomb is about to fall on your head.

Active the War Dome.

Well, you being blasted away is almost certain in that situation. The only options available are whether to die like everyone else, or die with style.

Just pick the latter, strap yourself with whatever explosives you can find, pour gasoline all over yourself, and charge their infantry with your lighter. You'd get an 8/10 from me if you make it to the goal.

If you want 9/10, make the Will Smith "I Am Legend" grimace of sorrow/rage when he charges the zombies. Everyone would remember you, and the chicks from your school would be really impressed.

If there was a possibility of survival though (a.k.a. waking up before they reached your home), I'd hide in the sewers, bring a tube of ketchup and eat rats until everything is over.

Originally Posted by Japut3h

Well, you being blasted away is almost certain in that situation. The only options available are whether to die like everyone else, or die with style.

Just pick the latter, strap yourself with whatever explosives you can find, pour gasoline all over yourself, and charge their infantry with your lighter. You'd get an 8/10 from me if you make it to the goal.

If you want 9/10, make the Will Smith "I Am Legend" grimace of sorrow/rage when he charges the zombies. Everyone would remember you, and the chicks from your school would be really impressed.

If there was a possibility of survival though (a.k.a. waking up before they reached your home), I'd hide in the sewers, bring a tube of ketchup and eat rats until everything is over.

You would be dead before you even make it to there.

Would be cool, but it's just plain stupid. And waste of stuff.

Huray for infrared vision and gas.

Move to the basement...WAIT! I'm already here.

Drive to the nearest Wal-Mart, grab a gun from the hunting section, grab some ammunition from the hunting section, shoot back.

Well its happened to me before (but no tanks thank god), i fell from the bed from the power of the shock, the first thing you really do is to call the other members of the family, while hidding in a basment, then you decide if you go live with them or they come to your house, then you need to welcome 2-3 famalies to your house (they are in more danger than you or there house already is destroyed), then you try to survive the night, the day after, two members of the family go to get war supplies (food drink power ...), then power will turn off for the rest of the war, you have to wait for a safe day to escape, in this time, you will need to make sure that the spy plans dont detect any living being around the house, and at night that their is no light, and that spies didnt spray phosphore on your house (make it radiante), after many days of survivng with strangers (you will know them better with each day) the day will come when all of you will escape into safer regions, where you live the rest of the war
your second choise is to wait until you are summoned or you go to defend your land by your will
but the most important thing is luck, the unlucky ones will be bombarded and die
The End

I'd pack my stuff and go to my relatives in Germany.

Originally Posted by LiOneSS

I'd pack my stuff and go to my relatives in Germany.

The point is that tanks are already in your street and your city is already being bombed, so you'd have to get out of that first.

don't worry, I survived one war already.

People that have already had this happen take all the fun out of threads like this for people who take things for granted. );

I could go into detail about my plans... But I don't feel like. I'll just make up some stupid yet hilarious comment: "All their base are belong to me..."

Y'know, I can't think of any snappy wordplay right now...

Ernesto! Play me home! *catchy piano music plays, Ghost quickly tap dances out of the room.*

It's times like these you have to ask yourself:

Who the hell would invade Canada, and for what gain?

Originally Posted by brad.dude03

It's times like these you have to ask yourself:

Who the hell would invade Canada, and for what gain?

If Canada was invaded, then the price for maple syrup and oak leaves would SKYROCKET! The economy upon which we are built would surely crumble! Don't you ever stop to think about those sort of things Brad?!